Thursday, April 28, 2016

Funny thoughts that will make you laugh out loud!

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My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds. Only 15 to go. Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big, round c...
Saturday, March 12, 2016

President Obama Has a Huge Penis He is Very Proud of...

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Whoever replaces president Obama will have a challenge in regard to penis size. Look at that confidence!     
Thursday, March 10, 2016

Only a Cop

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Just have to share this email from one of my friends... This long, passionate, very well written monologue, should be read through to the ...
Wednesday, July 8, 2015

An old Italian man and his tomatoes in the garden joke

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An old Italian man lived alone in the country. It was Spring and he wanted to dig his tomato garden, as he had done every year, but it was v...

Two engineering students and a girl - joke

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Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second ...

Girl at the Doctors Office - joke

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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. ...

College Graduate Joke

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The College graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The College graduate with an engineering degree asks, ...
Monday, June 29, 2015

Funny Paraprosdokians by Winston Churchill (who loved them)

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Winston Churchill loved Paraprosdokians which are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpe...
Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Actual Complaints From Dissatisfied Customers On Vacation

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These Are Actual Complaints Received By "Thomas Cook Vacations" From Dissatisfied Customers:  1. "They should not allow topl...
Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Bums, Bare Breats and Strawberries Joke.

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A bum is selling strawberries door to door to housewives.... one attractive woman opens her door to the bum and seductively bares her breast...

Alligator Joke

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Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, “I don't understand how you can be so mu...
Saturday, August 31, 2013

President Obama walks into a local bank - political joke

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President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches  the cashier...