If the rich could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living - Yiddish Proverb
The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks - Yiddish Proverb
What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth - Yiddish proverb
A hero is someone who can keep his mouth shut when he is right - Yiddish Proverb
One old friend is better than two new ones - Yiddish Proverb
One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world - Jewish Proverb
A wise man hears one word and understands two - Yiddish Proverb
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat
Pessimism is a luxury that a Jew can never allow himself - Golda Meir
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction - Albert Einstein
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving - Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them - Albert Einstein
You can't control the wind, but you can adjust your sails - Yiddish proverb
I don't want to become immortal through my work. I want to become Immortal through not dying - Woody Allen
Imagination is more important than knowledge - Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them - Albert Einstein
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