A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 7I0. He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 7I0 on this car?'.
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted
If you're not sure what a 7I0 is here it is:
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