My Job Search Resume – Funny Jokes

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate so I got canned.

2. Then I worked as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, it was a sew-sew job and I wasn't suited for it.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a working in a deli, but anyway I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but they said I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory, tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working as a plumber, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian – but there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. So, I tried retirement - and I found I’m perfect for the job - love it!