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I am John Judge, a staff of ADAM & COMPANY I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believed would be of interest to you.I Would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I am contacting you in respect of $10.5 Million USD deposited with our private bank whose original depositor died in mid 2002,According to practice, The bank will by the end of its financial year broadcast a request for statements of claims,failing to receive viable claims they will probably revert the deposit back to ADAM & COMPANY.This will result in the money entering the ADAM & COMPANY accounting system,This will not happen if I have my way, the world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for those who occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios.As a matter of fact,In line with our internal processes for account holders who have passed away,we instituted our own investigations in good fate to determine who should have right to claim the estate. This investigation has for the past years been unfruitful. We have scanned every continent and used our private investigation affiliate companies to get to the root of the problem. It is this investigation that resulted in my being furnished with your details as a possible relative of the deceased.

My present official capacity as the Head of private banking sector dictates that I am the only party to supervise the investigation and the only party to receive the results of the investigation,leaves me as the only person with the full picture of what the prevailing situation is in relation to the deposit and the beneficiary of the deposit.

My proposal:I am prepared to place you in a position to initiate the release of the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation,Upon successful delivery of the deposit to you,I am prepared to share the money with you. That is: I will simply norminate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50 %.The alternative would be for us to have The bank ADAM & COMPANY direct the funds to another bank with you as account holder.

This way there will be no need for you to think of receiving the money from The bank. We can fine-tune this based on our interactions am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.

My present official capacity as the Head of private banking sector I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within few days. I shall validate the claim, make a customary writing report that you are the Beneficiary.This report will validate the bonafide of your claim and confirm you as the beneficiary and therefore entitled to an allocation of Control Approval code for the release of the deposit by the bank .once i validate the claim, the bank is bound to approve same, this is why i have an unflinching confidence in the safety of our arrangement.The transaction will be 100% legal.

From the foregoing, you are therefore able to appreciate why i have hammered on the absolute necessity of our maintenance of confidentiality of the project and the transfer even after we have disbursed the money after arrival in your position.

I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience,this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones' way once in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by,I am a family man and this is an opportunity to provide them with new opportunities.There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risk and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me and alerting my bank. I am the only one who knows of this situation,If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through this email account. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion. I wish to inform you that should you contact me via official channels; I will deny knowing you and about this project.

I repeat, I do not want you contacting me through my official phone lines nor do I want you contacting me through my official email account. Contact me only through the numbers I will provide for you and also through this email address. I do not want any direct link between you and myself. My official lines are not secured lines as they are periodically monitored to access our level of customer care in line with our Total Quality Management Policy.Please observe this instruction religiously.

Awaiting your immediate response.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Please to my private email address (email deleted)
yours faithfully,
John Judge

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Hello, Marcel

I miss love in my life and I desire to find it!
Hello, gentleman. I am a single girl, nice, attractive, intelligent, active and easy-going, but lonely...
I am looking for a responsible man, the one who can show me wisdom, love and attention he has.
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Sweet goodbye

Olechka

Is this a poem?

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By the design of our own silent eyes
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Passover - 10 Ways to Enjoy the Seder

Let's face it -- we have all experienced some pretty boring Seders in our days, or some that have turned into just another family dinner party devoid of meaning. In order to bring more meaning and enjoyment back to the family Seder, try the following:

1. Go to the dollar store and buy some "visual aids" for the plagues. When you get to that part of the Haggadah, throw out a pile of frogs...plastic cows and animals...snakes and spiders...ping pong balls (hail)...dark sunglasses (darkness)...Be creative and fun. The kids (and adults) will love it.
2. Buy some dollar store "prizes" for kids. When they ask a good question (which is what you're trying to stimulate), they get a prize. Also give prizes for asking the Four Questions, good singers, etc... The kids will keep busy playing with their prize (doll, soldier, etc.) until they think of another good question and jump back in.
3. Explain to everyone that they are like royalty on Seder night. And since kings and queens do not pour for themselves, everyone gets a "pouring partner" who fills up their glass with wine or grape juice (or a combo) at the appropriate time. People pair up and have fun with this.
4. Read the Haggadah in the language that you best understand. That means English is fine. Share the reading by going around the table and taking turns.
5. It's okay to stop during the reading for a good discussion on the topic at hand. You may want to prepare some questions in advance to throw out at people such as:
   - "If the Haggadah tells us that we are still slaves and not free, our definition of freedom must be very different. We are Jews in North America, aren't we free? What is the Jewish definition of freedom?"
   - "Next year in Jerusalem? How many of us really want to live in Israel? What does the Land of Israel mean to you?"
   - "The wise son doesn't sound so wise. He doesn't seem to know anything. What is the Jewish definition of wisdom?"
6. There is no such thing as a dumb question. Encourage an atmosphere where people feel comfortable asking questions about what's being said in the Haggadah. Once a question is asked, invite everyone to think about a possible answer, and/or to look in their Haggadah to find one.
7. Tell everyone to eat a light meal before coming to the Seder. That way they won't be starving and want to hurry through the Haggadah. This is not a dinner party -- the reading and discussion of the Haggadah is the whole point of the evening! Let people know in advance that they will be reading through the Haggadah and discussing issues long before they begin eating. Don't let the meal become the focus.
8. Assign topics to present to various guests. For example, give someone the section on "The Four Sons" and get them to learn and discuss the meaning behind each son to present to everyone at the table.
9. Use the same Haggadahs so that everyone can follow. We highly recommend the ArtScroll edition. They also make a kid's version. (www.artscroll.com)
10. If you are trying to change the focus of the family Seder toward something more meaningful, try hosting it at your home this year ("home team advantage"), and always invite guests who are not family. When "guests" are there, even the most cynical family member is on their best behavior. Try it. It works.
11. In addition to Aish.com's Passover site, use "The Passover Survival Kit" by Shimon Apisdorf. It's available at your local Jewish bookstore and is filled with great tips and insights into making the Seder fun and meaningful. It's also a terrific source of questions to stimulate conversation, ideas on each section of the Haggadah, and more.

This one is sweet!

(interesting spelling too!)

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I am writing to you this letter to say that I want very much to meet you in real life and to get acquinted with you.
But it is impossible at present day that is why let's start from romantic letters to each other.
I do this first step because i don't want to miss a chance to loose acquintance with such man like you.
Tell me, please, what is this life without love? it is dull, unbearable and useless. You live, but you don't know why; you work, but don't know the sense of it; you come at home, but you don't feel comfort and cold bed makes you feel disgust... do you have the same unpleasant feelings and need love in your life as I need?
The whole life is wating for me and you in future. But it is died if you are alone and you can't share a new day with beloved person. Do you agree with me?
If I don't give love, if I can't share passion and romantic feelings with beloved, I feel that I am dying every moment, every hour, every day.

Don't let me die at all, write me, please, and just say 'hello, a stranger beauty from Ukraine! yes, i want to get acquinted with you too!" and after it, let me do the next step and you will see that I will change your life and wave you in the cradle of my love.
I close this letter now, but i am waiting for your reply, Dear Stranger whom I liked and I hope that you will like me too (link removed)

Looking forward to get a note from you

Tanechka

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The meaning of butt dust

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six ."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN(age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON(age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust?"