Showing posts with label Al Sharpton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Al Sharpton. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods’ harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

Al Sharpton Blasts Tiger Woods for Lack of Mistress Diversity

“Why is it that a man who calls himself black can’t bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?” said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem. “What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say?”

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today’s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, “I’m not asking you to not cheat on your wives, I’m just asking you to give back to your own community.”

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Fire in Newark - racist joke

Subject: Fire in Newark - racist joke

Did you hear about the fire in the three family walk up in New Jersey?

A black family of six lived on the first floor. They all died in the fire.

A Mexican family of eight lived on the second floor. They also perished.

A white couple lived on the third floor. They survived.

The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton demanded to know why the whites survived when the others didn't.

The fire chief said the answer was simple. The white couple were at work when the fire broke out.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

gas joke

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south just outside of Washington.

Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton
and John Kerry. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going
to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking
up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."