Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment
Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at half-mast?
A. They're hiring
Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A. Because they're not going to work in the future either
Q. What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A. A pimp
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'
Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
Showing posts with label Chinese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Funny Chinese signs with English translations in China
These are funny Chinese signs with English translations found in China
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
We need your help - save Dafur
This is a great organization but they are sending out way too many emails...going to be called a spammer soon.
DEADLINE EXTENDED
Help us expose China's role in genocide in Darfur.
It's not too late! Help us reach our $400,000 goal by midnight, March 26 with a secure, tax-deductible donation. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
We're still $173,418 away from our $400,000 goal so we've extended our deadline until midnight, March 26.
Please give today to help us shine a spotlight on China's role in the genocide before more lives are lost. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
Conditions in Darfur are getting worse. Government-sponsored militias have stepped up the violence, killing hundreds and forcing the displacement of more than 80,000 people in 2008 alone. And the Sudanese government continues to obstruct full deployment of UN peacekeeping forces.
As one of Sudan's largest trading partners and arms suppliers, China can help stop the violence. But as genocide rages in Darfur, the Chinese government is painting itself as a responsible member of the world community in preparation for the 2008 Olympics.
Please help us expose China's role in the genocide. Click here now to make a secure, tax-deductible gift to help us reach our $400,000 goal. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
Make your gift before March 26 and receive a copy of The Translator, the stirring memoir of Daoud Hari, a Sudanese refugee, who risked his life serving as a guide to western journalists covering the Darfur genocide.
With your support, we will be able to put even more pressure on China. Your gift will help us:
* Find and publicize hard evidence disproving the Chinese government's claims that it is powerless to end genocide in Darfur.
* Organize events urging China to help the people of Darfur, including a major rally on April 9 when the official torch of the Beijing Olympics passes through San Francisco.
* Continue to pressure the White House, Congress, and world leaders asking them to urge China to act now.
It's up to all of us to let China know that its support of the Sudanese government must stop. Click here to take advantage of the extended deadline and contribute to this vital campaign. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
With a gift of $50 or more, receive a copy of The Translator.
Thank you for your generous support. Together, we can help build a future of peace and hope for the people of Darfur.
Best regards,
Colleen Connors
Save Darfur Coalition
________________________________
Visit the web address below to tell your friends about this.
Tell-a-friend! http://action.savedarfur.org/join-forward.html?domain=savedarfur&r=w1MfeXdqBdL5
DEADLINE EXTENDED
Help us expose China's role in genocide in Darfur.
It's not too late! Help us reach our $400,000 goal by midnight, March 26 with a secure, tax-deductible donation. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
We're still $173,418 away from our $400,000 goal so we've extended our deadline until midnight, March 26.
Please give today to help us shine a spotlight on China's role in the genocide before more lives are lost. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
Conditions in Darfur are getting worse. Government-sponsored militias have stepped up the violence, killing hundreds and forcing the displacement of more than 80,000 people in 2008 alone. And the Sudanese government continues to obstruct full deployment of UN peacekeeping forces.
As one of Sudan's largest trading partners and arms suppliers, China can help stop the violence. But as genocide rages in Darfur, the Chinese government is painting itself as a responsible member of the world community in preparation for the 2008 Olympics.
Please help us expose China's role in the genocide. Click here now to make a secure, tax-deductible gift to help us reach our $400,000 goal. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
Make your gift before March 26 and receive a copy of The Translator, the stirring memoir of Daoud Hari, a Sudanese refugee, who risked his life serving as a guide to western journalists covering the Darfur genocide.
With your support, we will be able to put even more pressure on China. Your gift will help us:
* Find and publicize hard evidence disproving the Chinese government's claims that it is powerless to end genocide in Darfur.
* Organize events urging China to help the people of Darfur, including a major rally on April 9 when the official torch of the Beijing Olympics passes through San Francisco.
* Continue to pressure the White House, Congress, and world leaders asking them to urge China to act now.
It's up to all of us to let China know that its support of the Sudanese government must stop. Click here to take advantage of the extended deadline and contribute to this vital campaign. https://donate.savedarfur.org/08/china_olympics_prem/nw1MfeXdqBdL5?
With a gift of $50 or more, receive a copy of The Translator.
Thank you for your generous support. Together, we can help build a future of peace and hope for the people of Darfur.
Best regards,
Colleen Connors
Save Darfur Coalition
________________________________
Visit the web address below to tell your friends about this.
Tell-a-friend! http://action.savedarfur.org/join-forward.html?domain=savedarfur&r=w1MfeXdqBdL5
Sunday, March 9, 2008
Argyrerin speciosa seed 100 mg – Vpxl spam
Subject: Argyrerin speciosa seed 100 mg
We are being hit with hundreds of VPXL spam emails a day from China and it looks as though this flood will have no end in site.
With everyone understanding the issues of safety in children’s toys form china who would buy a Chinese made drug from a spammer? A fool that’s who!
This spam was sent to one of our harvested emails.
Forget about your partner faking her orgasm or not being able to please her. You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse. You can also forget about losing your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse, as Vpxl will keep it strong and firm. You will have stronger ejaculations that bring you greater orgasms. Forget about your partner faking her orgasm or not being able to please her. You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse. You can also forget about losing your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse, as Vpxl will keep it strong and firm. You will have stronger ejaculations that bring you greater orgasms.
http://issieme.com (spammers web site – never visit this site)
After taking our Vpxl penis enlargement pills you will feel much better and more secure about yourself. No more being shy of your manhood in the showers after gym or in public toilets.
Spammers Domain Name: issieme.com
Registrant:
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
250022
Administrative Contact:
zhangyu
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
jinan Shandong 250022
CN
tel: 571 86581056
fax: 571 86581056
yayun22@163.com
Technical Contact:
zhangyu
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
jinan Shandong 250022
CN
tel: 86581056
fax: 86581056
yayun22@163.com
Billing Contact:
zhangyu
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
jinan Shandong 250022
CN
tel: 86581056
fax: 86581056
yayun22@163.com
We are being hit with hundreds of VPXL spam emails a day from China and it looks as though this flood will have no end in site.
With everyone understanding the issues of safety in children’s toys form china who would buy a Chinese made drug from a spammer? A fool that’s who!
This spam was sent to one of our harvested emails.
Forget about your partner faking her orgasm or not being able to please her. You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse. You can also forget about losing your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse, as Vpxl will keep it strong and firm. You will have stronger ejaculations that bring you greater orgasms. Forget about your partner faking her orgasm or not being able to please her. You will be able to penetrate deeper so your partner will experience more pleasure as well as multiple orgasms during sexual intercourse. You can also forget about losing your erection in the middle of sexual intercourse, as Vpxl will keep it strong and firm. You will have stronger ejaculations that bring you greater orgasms.
http://issieme.com (spammers web site – never visit this site)
After taking our Vpxl penis enlargement pills you will feel much better and more secure about yourself. No more being shy of your manhood in the showers after gym or in public toilets.
Spammers Domain Name: issieme.com
Registrant:
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
250022
Administrative Contact:
zhangyu
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
jinan Shandong 250022
CN
tel: 571 86581056
fax: 571 86581056
yayun22@163.com
Technical Contact:
zhangyu
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
jinan Shandong 250022
CN
tel: 86581056
fax: 86581056
yayun22@163.com
Billing Contact:
zhangyu
zhang yu
ji nan qi li shan xi lu 18 hao
jinan Shandong 250022
CN
tel: 86581056
fax: 86581056
yayun22@163.com
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