Punjabi lawyer wrote to his wife in India about kisses - funny story

A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India:

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, please adjust.

Your loving husband,
Tuna Singh


His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA,

Thanks for the 100 kisses. Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses:

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand..

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance. Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,
Kichi

Cost Effective Web Design Services – spam for Indian scam web design

Spam Email sent by: Suresh
Spam Email Sent via Email Address: professionalwebdesign.seo@gmail.com
Spam Email Subject: Cost Effective Web Design Services
Spam Email Determination: Scam, Spam, untrustworthy company to do business with

Love this type of SEO spam!

First of all it was sent to a email address of one of the best Search Engine Optimization and Search Engine Marketing companies via an unpublished and private email address making it spam.

Second it is from an Indian company where notoriously web site and domain names are hijacked after legitimate US companies use their service.

More often that not scam companies such as this who provide search engine optimized content are selling you content that is stolen from other web sites (just happened again to one of ours) putting the company that uses their service at great risk of legal action, and of course being banned by the search engines.

Third as usual these scammers won't give a company name or web site - a sure sign of scammers and spammers. These SEO scammers from India are hiding behind a GMAIL account professionalwebdesign.seo@gmail.com which they will dispose of one it stats getting flagged for being a scammer.

We are also notice a huge increase in scam SEO Search Engine Optimization companies from Columbia. Very simply don't deal with companies out of the reach of US laws when it comes to your web site.

The lesson? Use top rated American SEO Companies!

Dear Sir \ Madam,

We are an INDIA based Web Services company with primary focus on

Website Designing & Development (ASP, ASP.Net, Java ,Perl and PHP
development)

We have a dedicated team of 80 professional designers, developers and SEO's, specially for Graphic/Flash/3D designing. With Graphic/Flash/3D designs, we thrive on the idea that design makes a difference. We can provide you with a fresh, professional image via a recognizable trademark or logo design.

We have our competency in CMS (Joomla, Modx, Mambo and other quality Content Management System) and e-commerce websites.

We customize our processes and reports based on client's styles and guidelines. We NEVER contact your end client in case if you are an agency client and sign up the NDAs with you.

Regarding Search Engine Marketing we have achieved some wonderful results for our more than 240 clients based in the USA, UK, Canada and Australia.

We work strictly on a performance basis and can assure you of getting quality work.

We wish you the best for you and your company.

If you have any query, we will be more than happy to provide you with our expert assistance.

Kind regards,

Suresh

P. S. This is an advertisement and a promotional mail strictly on the guidelines of CAN-SPAM act of 2003 . We have clearly mentioned the source mail-id of this mail, also clearly mentioned the subject lines and they are in no way misleading in any form. We have found your mail address through our own efforts on the web search and not through any illegal way. If you find this mail unsolicited, please reply with "Remove" in the subject line and we will take care that you do not receive any further promotional mail.

Don't you love the phoney can spam act statement at the end?

Cost Effective Web Design Services - Spam email for web design from India

Subject: Cost Effective Web Design Services
Sent Via Email top.web.ranking@gmail.com
Determination: Sent to a harvested non published email address. These spammers claim via lies that they are compliant with can spam act which they are not. Notice they don't publish a web site address and use a free G mail account a clear indication of a dishonest company who spams.

Dear Sir \ Madam,

We are a INDIA based Web Services company with primary focus on Website Designing & Development (ASP, ASP.Net, Java, Perl and PHP development)

We have a dedicated team of 66 professionals designers, developers and SEO specially for Graphic/Flash/3D designing. In Graphic/Flash/3D designs, we thrive on the idea that design makes a difference. We can provide you with a fresh, professional image via a recognizable trademark or logo design.

We have our competency in CMS (Joomla, Modx, Mambo and other quality Content Management System) and e-commerce website.

We customize our processes and reports based on client's styles and guidelines. We NEVER contact your end client in case if you are agency client and sign up the NDAs with you.

Regarding Search Engine Marketing we have achieved some wonderful results for our more than 200 clients based in USA and UK

We strictly work on performance basis and can assure you of getting quality works.

We wish you the best of luck for you and your company.

If you have any query, we will be more than happy to provide you our quick assistance.

Kind Regards,
Rakesh

P.S. This is an advertisement and a promotional mail strictly on the guidelines of CAN-SPAM act of 2003 . We have clearly mentioned the source mail-id of this mail, also clearly mentioned the subject lines and they are in no way misleading in any form. We have found your mail address through our own efforts on the web search and not through any illegal way. If you find this mail unsolicited, please reply with "Remove" in the subject line and we will take care that you do not receive any further promotional mail.