It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show.
Claude the hypnotist exclasimed I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...
"The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'Oh Crap!' said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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Monday, February 23, 2009
Hypnotist at senior center
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Senior eye test --- Baaaa
Eye test for those over 40 or under the influence of something!
HILARIOUS! (and I did see sheep..at first. Then I looked closer to see if I recognized anyone!)
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
The Hypnotist - joke
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
Claude the Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch. Suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
Claude the Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch. Suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
"SHIT!" said the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.
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