While in China, an American man is very sexually promiscuous
and does not use a condom the entire time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one
morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.
Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor,
never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the
man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says,
“I've got bad news for you, you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and
almost unheard of here in the US, we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a
shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're
going to have to amputate your penis.”
The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second
opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it's your choice. Go ahead, if
you want but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring
that he'll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims, “Ah,
yes, Mongolian VD. Vewy ware disease.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know
that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to cut off my penis!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid
American docttah, always want opawate. Make more money dat way. No need
amputate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor. “Wait two week. Faw off by
itself...!”
