Over 50 folks jokes

Where can women over the age of 50 find young, sexy men who are
interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
When you are done, you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a
mirror?
A: Take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ folks use valet park ing?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ folks to have problems with short-term
memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ folks look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ folks when shopping in
antique stores?
A: "I remember these."