"Next."
"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."
"Names?"
"Tim and Jim Jones."
"Jones?? Are you related?? I see a resemblance."
"Yes, we're brothers."
"Brothers?? You can't get married."
"Why not?? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"
"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"
"Incest?" No, we are not gay."
"Not gay?? Then why do you want to get married?"
"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other. Besides, we don't have any other prospects."
"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can get married to a woman."
"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have. But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I want to marry Jim."
"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just because we are not gay?"
"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."
"Hi. We are here to get married."
"Names?"
"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."
"Who wants to marry whom?"
"We all want to marry each other."
"But there are four of you!"
"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."
"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."
"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"
"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's just for couples."
"Since when are you standing on tradition?"
"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."
"Who says?? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples.
The more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a marriage license!"
"All right, all right. Next."
"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."
"In what names?"
"David Deets."
"And the other man?"
"That's all. I want to marry myself."
"Marry yourself?? What do you mean?"
"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."
"That does it!? I quit!!? You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"
Showing posts with label gay. Show all posts
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513 Curlew Circle - New Smyrna Beach, FL 32168 US
information on these spamming domains:
Domain name: quogtron.com
Registrant Contact:
Universal Real Estate Directory
Susan Potkul (admin@quogtron.com)
+1.3864099765
Fax:
513 Curlew Circle
New Smyeyna Beach, FL 32168
US
Administrative Contact:
Universal Real Estate Directory
Susan Potkul (admin@quogtron.com)
+1.3864099765
Fax:
513 Curlew Circle
New Smyeyna Beach, FL 32168
US
Technical Contact:
Universal Real Estate Directory
Susan Potkul (admin@quogtron.com)
+1.3864099765
Fax:
513 Curlew Circle
New Smyeyna Beach, FL 32168
US
Welcome to the fastest growing community looking to buy homes.
One of today’s fastest growing home owner market segments is our gay family communities. They are highly successful and very influential members of our American society. They have the means and the need to secure loans and purchase homes in some of the wealthiest communities. They are searching for like minded as well as opened minded business professionals to help them achieve their life goals.
If you are a gay or gay friendly real estate agent or broker we would like to invite you to become a part of our community. We need representation in major cities to service our gay community. Our future gay homeowners would like to view your website listings and possibly find their special dream home. To share your professional services with our visitors all you need to do is to go to this address www.gayrealestatedirectory.com and choose the agent and broker signup choice at the bottom of the page. This will take you to our submit page where you will receive instructions on becoming part of our marketing community.
Our gay community website has already moved up to the first page and top positions of the major search engines. We are one of the Top Gay Real Estate Directories on Yahoo. We are also on the first page of Yahoo for Gay Real Estate Listings as well.
As you can see, we work very hard to provide the Gay Community with a unique gateway access to some of the Top Real Estate Professionals and Brokers in the country. We want them to feel comfortable that our real estate professionals understand their life style and will be focused on their specific needs and goals in finding their next dream home. Take a moment and check out one of our city ads to give you an idea how yours might look.
www.gayrealestatedirectory.com
Submitting your site to online directories is an efficient way to drive targeted consumers to your website. People will find you on our internet site and be given a path to go directly to your website. This not only brings visitors to your website, but it also provides a direct path for search engine "spiders" to find your website and index your pages within their results. We do all of this for you so you can focus on closing your real estate transactions.
For an annual fee of $80.00, (US Funds) you can have two advertising positions on our site (more if desired) and all the advertising exposure that goes with it. We not only include your business address, e-mails, telephone and cell numbers; we also create a direct path to the home page of your personal web site. We include a personal photograph if you so desire and you may write a small paragraph about the unique services that you will be offering. In case you don't have a web site, this will give you internet exposure on the World Wide Web.
You can enter our site at http://www.gayrealestatedirectory.com/ http://quogtron.com
To register, just use the attached URL we have provided. http://www.gayrealestatedirectory.com http://quogtron.com
We take PRIDE in servicing the Gay community.
http://quogtron.com
Universal Real Estate Directory
513 Curlew Circle - New Smyrna Beach, FL 32168 US
information on these spamming domains:
Domain name: quogtron.com
Registrant Contact:
Universal Real Estate Directory
Susan Potkul (admin@quogtron.com)
+1.3864099765
Fax:
513 Curlew Circle
New Smyeyna Beach, FL 32168
US
Administrative Contact:
Universal Real Estate Directory
Susan Potkul (admin@quogtron.com)
+1.3864099765
Fax:
513 Curlew Circle
New Smyeyna Beach, FL 32168
US
Technical Contact:
Universal Real Estate Directory
Susan Potkul (admin@quogtron.com)
+1.3864099765
Fax:
513 Curlew Circle
New Smyeyna Beach, FL 32168
US
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