Obama economic stimulus package to allow huge 2009 tax refund to everyone

The huge stimulus package president Barak Obama just signed will go into effect immediately and give every taxpayer a huge tax refund for 2009

Economic Stimulus Package

This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is
a very exciting new program that is explained here using the Q and A format:

Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set or a new computer thus stimulating the economy.
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Q. But isn't that only stimulating China's economy?
A.. Shut up.