Showing posts with label truck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label truck. Show all posts

Sunday, April 26, 2009

The Bubba Choice - joke

One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup.

Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.

'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?'

'Tammie give it to me,' Bubba replied.

'She give it to ya?I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Jimmy Jones,let me tell you what happened. We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres. Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.She parked the truck, got out,threw off all her clothes and said,

'Bubba, take whatever you want.'

'So I took the truck'!

'Bubba, yore a smart guy! Them clothes woulda never fit you '!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Stop! Your dog is falling off the truck!

A lady was telling her neighbor that she saw a man driving a pick-up truck down the interstate, and a dog was hanging onto the tail gate for dear life! She said if the pick-up truck driver hadn't been going so fast in the other direction, she would have tried to stop him. A few weeks later, her neighbor saw this truck at the Bass Pro Shop in Daphne Alabama!

Stop! Your dog is falling off the truck!

The pick-up truck driver is a local taxidermist with a great sense of humor! And it is not a dog it is a coyote. Can you just imagine how many people try and stop this guy?