For everyone who has ever received or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from (USA) FEDERAL Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus ~ 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one is bored, he's the other one."
18. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
19. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
20. "Gates are down, the light are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
21. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
22. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
23. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
24. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
25. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
26. "One neuron short of a synapse."
27. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
28. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60 minutes'."
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Saturday, October 20, 2007
hello - crooked seo spam
(spammers who do SEO? I think not. This cannot be a trustworthy company as they are dishonest and scamming with their exclusive technology - please feel free to spam susanbrown90@gmail.com)
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Re: Still plenty left - spam
(never reply to spam)
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You're entitled to government funding and can claim it today the th.
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Your Help Would Be Appreciated - Spam
(Background checks shows these spammers have a lousy childish web site and in our opinion they charge way to much for their services. A further note is that this may be the same spammer who was busted Here. )
We need your help. Could you direct us to the person within your company who is in charge of sales? Your help would be greatly appreciated.
We are a marketing consulting firm that has a number of independent reps and distributors who are looking to represent a company like yours but do not know whom to contact. We have increased sales for other companies through qualified sales people that only get paid on results.
Our firm has over 45 years of experience in sales & marketing with a database of over 65,000 reps and distributors, from which we select, contact, screen and contract. We offer increased sales by providing motivated and experienced sales reps and distributors that know how to deliver fast results through their established customer base.
The name of a contact would be greatly appreciated so we can explain our program in more detail. If anyone in your organization would like an immediate electronic brochure, just email us. Phone calls are welcome.
Regards,
Hency A Bunner
President
Proact 2000 LLC
12123 Shelbyville Road
Suite 100 - 173
Louisville, KY 40243
Phone: 502-244-8924
Fax: 502-244-8964
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This email transmission contains privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the individual or entities named above. If this email was received in error or if read by a party which is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, disclosure, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error or are unsure whether it contains confidential or privileged information or you do not wish to receive any future mailing from us, please immediately notify us by email or telephone.
You are instructed to destroy any and all copies, electronic, paper or otherwise, which you may have of this communication if you are not the intended recipient. Receipt of this communication by any party shall not be deemed a waiver of any legal privilege of any type whatsoever as such privilege may relate to the sender.
Update April 2nd 2008 an email was sent to one of our harvested email addresses that stated:
"When we put our website "proact 2000" into google we get the following website. We have talked to google who gave us your website as who is listing this website with google. Statements made on this website are false and misleading. Prior reporting you to your hosting provider and our attorney, you need to remove this reference. We will give you 5 business days to to remove this reference on this website before we take action."
Obviously we have the right to say when we feel as though someone overcharges as well as bring up the fact they they SPAM people with harvested email addresses.
This is the lowest form of marketing and what amazes me is that on their web site that they claim that they:
"uses target marketing and not broadcast marketing to get your message across to your potential customers at a fraction of the cost of marketers and advertisers."
Our Determination: STOP SPAMMING! Don't interfere with our first amendment rights, and maybe you should build a better web site that gets found easier than this piece of crap blog.
Update 04-03-08 When asking the spammer further clarification via email about their email's statements to us and requesting the name and number of a person to speak to the response sent to us was:
Sent by: proact2000
Sent Via Email: proact2000@insightbb.com
Subject: Remove Me From Google Immediately
I do not have to defend myself. I will not carry on a dialog with you. You will hear from my attorney. Do not contact me again.
(Funny that a spammer asks me - someone filling my inbox wasting my time that I do not contact him!)
We need your help. Could you direct us to the person within your company who is in charge of sales? Your help would be greatly appreciated.
We are a marketing consulting firm that has a number of independent reps and distributors who are looking to represent a company like yours but do not know whom to contact. We have increased sales for other companies through qualified sales people that only get paid on results.
Our firm has over 45 years of experience in sales & marketing with a database of over 65,000 reps and distributors, from which we select, contact, screen and contract. We offer increased sales by providing motivated and experienced sales reps and distributors that know how to deliver fast results through their established customer base.
The name of a contact would be greatly appreciated so we can explain our program in more detail. If anyone in your organization would like an immediate electronic brochure, just email us. Phone calls are welcome.
Regards,
Hency A Bunner
President
Proact 2000 LLC
12123 Shelbyville Road
Suite 100 - 173
Louisville, KY 40243
Phone: 502-244-8924
Fax: 502-244-8964
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This email transmission contains privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the individual or entities named above. If this email was received in error or if read by a party which is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, disclosure, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error or are unsure whether it contains confidential or privileged information or you do not wish to receive any future mailing from us, please immediately notify us by email or telephone.
You are instructed to destroy any and all copies, electronic, paper or otherwise, which you may have of this communication if you are not the intended recipient. Receipt of this communication by any party shall not be deemed a waiver of any legal privilege of any type whatsoever as such privilege may relate to the sender.
Update April 2nd 2008 an email was sent to one of our harvested email addresses that stated:
"When we put our website "proact 2000" into google we get the following website. We have talked to google who gave us your website as who is listing this website with google. Statements made on this website are false and misleading. Prior reporting you to your hosting provider and our attorney, you need to remove this reference. We will give you 5 business days to to remove this reference on this website before we take action."
Obviously we have the right to say when we feel as though someone overcharges as well as bring up the fact they they SPAM people with harvested email addresses.
This is the lowest form of marketing and what amazes me is that on their web site that they claim that they:
"uses target marketing and not broadcast marketing to get your message across to your potential customers at a fraction of the cost of marketers and advertisers."
Our Determination: STOP SPAMMING! Don't interfere with our first amendment rights, and maybe you should build a better web site that gets found easier than this piece of crap blog.
Update 04-03-08 When asking the spammer further clarification via email about their email's statements to us and requesting the name and number of a person to speak to the response sent to us was:
Sent by: proact2000
Sent Via Email: proact2000@insightbb.com
Subject: Remove Me From Google Immediately
I do not have to defend myself. I will not carry on a dialog with you. You will hear from my attorney. Do not contact me again.
(Funny that a spammer asks me - someone filling my inbox wasting my time that I do not contact him!)
Aggiornamento: Reply Urgently - scam spam email
Aggiornato: Reply Urgently
Dall'organizzatore: Mark Taylor
Messaggio: Dear Sir,
My name is Mark Taylor, I am a regional manager with the Barclays Bank Plc , London-UK. I am writing to solicit your urgent assistance in the transfer of GBP 12,750.000.00.This fund was made by my branch as excess after the last year auditing. I have submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2006 to my head office and they will never know of this excess. I have placed this fund on a suspence account without a beneficiary. Reply urgently for more details.
Data: sabato, 20 ottobre 2007
Ora: 9:00 - 10:00 (GMT +01:00)
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Dall'organizzatore: Mark Taylor
Messaggio: Dear Sir,
My name is Mark Taylor, I am a regional manager with the Barclays Bank Plc , London-UK. I am writing to solicit your urgent assistance in the transfer of GBP 12,750.000.00.This fund was made by my branch as excess after the last year auditing. I have submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2006 to my head office and they will never know of this excess. I have placed this fund on a suspence account without a beneficiary. Reply urgently for more details.
Data: sabato, 20 ottobre 2007
Ora: 9:00 - 10:00 (GMT +01:00)
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(Great speelin dude!)
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COMPENSATION - scam email spam
(This one seems so real!)
COMPLEMENT OF THE SEASON.
I HOPE THAT THIS MAIL FIND YOU IN AN EXCELLENT CONDITION OF HEALTH.
I?M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED UNDER THE CO-OPERATION OF A NEW PARTNER FROM PARAGUAY. PRESENTLY I'M IN PARAGUAY, FOR INVESTMENT PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE TOTAL SUM.
MEANWHILE I DIDN'T FORGET YOU?RE PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN TRANSFERRING THOSE FUNDS DESPITE THAT IT FAILED US SOME HOW.
NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN NIGERIA HER NAME IS MISS. VIVIAN OBI AND HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS, )vivianobi19(at)yahoo.com(, ASK HER TO SEND YOU THE BANK DRAFT TOTAL $1,000,000 WHICH I KEPT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION FOR ALL YOUR PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MATTER.
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COMPLEMENT OF THE SEASON.
I HOPE THAT THIS MAIL FIND YOU IN AN EXCELLENT CONDITION OF HEALTH.
I?M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED UNDER THE CO-OPERATION OF A NEW PARTNER FROM PARAGUAY. PRESENTLY I'M IN PARAGUAY, FOR INVESTMENT PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE TOTAL SUM.
MEANWHILE I DIDN'T FORGET YOU?RE PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN TRANSFERRING THOSE FUNDS DESPITE THAT IT FAILED US SOME HOW.
NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN NIGERIA HER NAME IS MISS. VIVIAN OBI AND HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS, )vivianobi19(at)yahoo.com(, ASK HER TO SEND YOU THE BANK DRAFT TOTAL $1,000,000 WHICH I KEPT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION FOR ALL YOUR PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MATTER.
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I WILL LIKE YOU TO KEEP ME POSTING.
WITH BEST REGARDS,
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Beach Bum - $237,000 From Lap Top - scam spam email
(scam email)
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Attorney Jack Benson Esq (Read and Reply) - spam scam email
(Obvious scam email. Note German at the bottom)
Dear Correspondent.
I am compelled to write you this email for the following reason:-
One of my clients, who is now deceased, in his Will, left his entire Estate and Cash deposit, valued millions of US dollars., The truth is that l does not know if you are the beneficiary or not. For over two years, I have tried effortlessly to locate the person on the will without Success, which mandated me to contact you.
Can you get back to me urgently if you are capable of investing these? Funds in any profitable ventures in your domain? You can reach me via this email address: attorneybenson(at)strompost.com for further Explanation.
Regards,
Attorney Jack Benson Esq
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MailScanner dankt transtec Computer für die freundliche Unterstützung.
Dear Correspondent.
I am compelled to write you this email for the following reason:-
One of my clients, who is now deceased, in his Will, left his entire Estate and Cash deposit, valued millions of US dollars., The truth is that l does not know if you are the beneficiary or not. For over two years, I have tried effortlessly to locate the person on the will without Success, which mandated me to contact you.
Can you get back to me urgently if you are capable of investing these? Funds in any profitable ventures in your domain? You can reach me via this email address: attorneybenson(at)strompost.com for further Explanation.
Regards,
Attorney Jack Benson Esq
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Friday, October 19, 2007
I want to join this damn Shule! - joke
A crusty old man walks into the local Shule and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn Shule."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn Shule!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this Shule." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the Rabbi's study to inform him of her situation. The Rabbi agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language They both return to her office and the Rabbi asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn Shule to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the Rabbi. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn Shule!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this Shule." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the Rabbi's study to inform him of her situation. The Rabbi agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language They both return to her office and the Rabbi asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn Shule to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the Rabbi. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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