Showing posts with label black. Show all posts
Showing posts with label black. Show all posts

Monday, September 8, 2008

This Is One Of The Best Five Riddles I Have Seen.

The Answers Are At The Bottom. Riddle #5 Is Amazing. It Sharpens Those Genes In Your Brain And Stalls Alzheimer's For Years!!

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

3. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

5. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!



The Answers to All Five of the Riddles Are Below:

1. The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead. That one was easy, right?

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3. Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4. Sure you can name three consecutive days: yesterday, today and tomorrow!

5. The letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear even once in the paragraph.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

A pilot's perspective on Obama - Obama slander email

Never bothered to fact check these but I already see errors in this anti Obama email.

Determination: written and circulated by white, mostly Jewish persons with fear and discrimination of Blacks, Muslims and Atheists. “If they are not my color or don’t pray to my god they must be bad”

Do I have this straight?

His father was a black African Muslim from Kenya. We have seen pictures of his African family.

His mother was a white American atheist from Kansas. Where are the pictures of his American family?

His father deserted his mother when he was only two years old and went back to Africa by way of Harvard University. How? Was his father wealthy?

His mother married an Indonesian Muslim and then moved to Jakarta where he was enrolled in a Muslim school.

When he reached high school age his mother sent him to Hawaii to be with his white grandparents and he was put into an expensive private school. He later went to Harvard University. How? Were his grandparents rich?

He lives in a $1.4 million house obtained through a deal with a wealthy fundraiser. How?

He 'worked' as a civil rights activist in Chicago. He has never held a productive job or received a pay check that was not government-funded and/or taxpayer supported.

The presidency is not a civil rights position, nor is it subject to affirmative action set asides; on-the-job training won't cut it.

He entered politics at the state level and then the national level where he has minimal experience.

He is proud of his 'African heritage' (a father who got a white girl pregnant and deserted her).

Where is the pride in his 'white heritage'? (a mother who flaunted convention and did not believe in god).

Some might think there was not much to be proud of either way.

He belongs, and has belonged for over 20 years, to an 'afro-centric' church in Chicago that hates whites, hates Jews, and blames America for all the world's perceived faults. (Including creating the aids virus in order to inflict it on Africans).

He repeatedly whitewashes the pastor, his church and the members who cheered after hearing vitriolic tirades against America.

He could not confront his pastor but he wants us to believe he can confront north Korea and Iran?

During his very brief time in the United States senate he has managed to amass the number one ultra liberal voting record out of the one hundred members.

He has voted consistently for bigger government and higher taxes. He has voted for big entitlements and legislation that would severely curtail America 's ability to fight terrorism and to protect our borders and our national interests around the world.

But, he is a good orator. Isn't that a comfort?

Yeah, i think i see how well he could unite the country.

I think the truth is that he hopes no one will put the pieces together.

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our new chief pilot. He has never flown an airplane, in fact he has never even sat in the cockpit, but he says he has ridden on planes before. We are sure he will guide us safely through the storms we may encounter on this flight.

People what are you thinking? Have you never heard the story about the wolf hiding in sheep's clothing so he can destroy them from within? The hand writing is on the wall, do you not have eyes to see it?

Think long and hard before you vote for this guy! Consider your kids & grandkids their future is in our voting hands.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Patient - joke

A male patient is lying in bed at the hospital the day after having lower back surgery, he is wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A beautiful young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them that I can see, Sir!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - back?