Showing posts with label service. Show all posts
Showing posts with label service. Show all posts

Thursday, November 12, 2009

This is such a beautiful story of a bagpiper who was late for a funeral.

This is such a beautiful story of a bagpiper who was late for a funeral.

As a bagpiper, I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man who had no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery in the remote countryside and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.

As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost and being a typical man, did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew who were eating lunch but the hearse was nowhere in sight.

I apologized to the workers for my tardiness and stepped to the side of the open grave where I saw the vault lid already in place.

I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I played out my heart and soul.

As I played the workers began to weep. I played and I played like I'd never played before, from Going Home and The Lord is My Shepherd to Flowers of the Forest. I closed the lengthy session with Amazing Grace and walked to my car.

As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers saying to another, "Sweet Jeezuz, Mary 'n Joseph, I have never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Things that go on in church

One Sunday morning,the pastor noticed little Alex standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with names and small American flags mounted on either side of it.

The six-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the little boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex."

"Good morning Pastor," he replied, still focused on the plaque. "Pastor, what is this?"

The pastor said, "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service."

Soberly, they just stood together, staring at the large plaque. Finally, little Alex's voice, barely audible and trembling with fear, asked...

"Which service, the 8:30 or the 10:30?"

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Resolution Center (Your case ID for this reason is PP-014-936-988.)

Subject: Resolution Center (Your case ID for this reason is PP-014-936-988.)
Sent via: service.paypal@customerservice.com


We constantly working to ensure security by regularly screening the accounts in our system. We recently reviewed your account, and we need more information to help us provide you with secure service. Until we can collect this information, your access to sensitive account features will be limited. We would like to restore your access as soon as possible, and we apologize for the inconvenience.

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Why is my account access limited?

Your account access has been limited for the following reason(s):

Aug. 28, 2008: We have reason to believe that your account was accessed by a third party. We have limited access to sensitive account features in case your account has been accessed by an unauthorized third party. We understand that having limited access can be an inconvenience, but protecting your account is our primary concern.

(Your case ID for this reason is PP-535-773-507.)

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How can I restore my account access?

Please visit the Resolution Center and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."

link goes to http://host-69-146-29-14.static.bresnan.net/robots.txt Do not go there!

Completing all of the checklist items will automatically restore your account access.

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The company URL this phishing attempt is registered to is:

Bresnan Communications admin@bresnan.com
1 Manhattanville Rd
Purchase, NY 10577
US
(914) 641-3300 fax: 999 999 9999

Technical Contact:
Admin, Sys admin@bresnan.com
Bresnan Communications
1 Manhattanville Rd
Purchase, NY 10577
US
914-641-3300 fax: (914) 641-3301

Record expires on 22-Jan-2010.
Record created on 21-Jan-1997.
Database last updated on 31-Aug-2008 12:59:44 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

DNS1.BRESNAN.NET 69.145.248.3
DNS2.BRESNAN.NET 69.145.232.3

So it is probably one of their customers who are doing this.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Never pay a monthly phone bill again - spam possible scam

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Subject: Never pay a monthly phone bill again
Sent BY: NoPhoneBills
Sent Via Email: NoPhoneBills@weekx.com
Determination: Annoying Spam if not a rip off scam


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