Thursday, November 27, 2008

Hong Kong Network Service Company Limited - domain name scam

This is a new version of a domain name scam by DOMAINBOX Group another company from Hong Kong we have previously reported.

These are never real so never send money, personal information, or buy a domain name through these scammers!

Nov 27, 2008

meancash Domain name & Internet keyword

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are Hong Kong Network Service Company Limited which is the domain name register center in Asia. We received a formal application from a company who is applying to register “meancash” as their domain name and Internet keyword on Nov 26, 2008. Because this involves your company name or trade mark so we inform you in no time. If you consider these domain names and internet keyword are important to you and it is necessary to protect them by registering them first, contact us soon.

Kind Regards,


Tel: + 852-31757931(ext.8051)

Fax: +852-31757932


Hong Kong Network Service Company Limited


Our response:

This is very bad.

I am willing to pay what it takes to keep them from getting my good name.

Thank you so much for helping me.

Their response:

Thanks for your prompt reply. Domain names were open to be registered all over the world. Now, the aforementioned third party is applying the following domain names and internet keyword:

Domain names as below:
Internet keyword as below:


Once you would like to protect or preserve them by registering ahead due to importance, one valid application form will be sent to start your prior registration. Or we are going to approve the application from the third party if your company does not lay claim to these domains. Please let us know if there is anything more we might be of assistance. Thanks very much and your early reply will be appreciated.

An introduction of Internet Keyword is enclosed for your review.



Internet keyword:
It is one of the new accessing way for Internet words. Input the name of company, product, website, industry into IE Address, user can get the destination website directly, do not need the complicated memory Domain Name, website, do not need to remember prefix and postfix of the website, user can surf on internet in a convenient and fast way. Internet keyword is real-world brand’s extension in the network. Say from function, it is like a kind of brand or trade mark more, also named internet brand.

Value-added service:
After an Internet keyword registered, it can obtain full support from nation-wide portal website, well-known search engine, visitors can access registered user's website of Internet keyword through nonstop function. At present, more than 2000 portal websites such as,,,,,,,、, industrial website and local information port have fully provided nonstop function for website of Internet Brand, covering more than 90% Internet users.

Registration principle:
The Registration principle is 'first register, get at first'. It is a network trademarks, trade mark registration in real-word will not affect the internet keywords registration on line. So long as this name has not been registered, any company can file and apply for the registration. But it is necessary for us to notify this side of yours according to the procedure of registering.

Easy Albert

A woman is in a grocery store and happens upon a grandpa and his poorly behaving 3 year-old grandson.At every turn. Its obvious gramps has his hands full with the kid screaming for candy in the candy aisle,cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda.

Meanwhile gramps is working his way around saying in a controlled voice, 'Easy Albert, we won't be long, easy boy'

Another outburst and she hears gramps calmly say,

'It's OK Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be outta here, hang in there.

At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items from the cart and gramps again in a controlled voice is saying, 'Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset --we'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert'.

Very impressed the woman goes up to gramps as he's loading the kid and the groceries into the car and says, 'You know sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. The whole time you kept your composure and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be OK. Albert is very lucky to have you for his grandpa'.

'Thanks, lady,' said gramps, 'but I'm Albert -- the little bastard's name is Johnny'.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Just like frank - the perfect man

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like Frank.'

Passenger: 'Who?'

Cabbie: 'Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.'

Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

Cabbie: 'Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.'

Passenger: 'Sounds like he was something really special.

Cabbie: 'There's more... He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right'

Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid Traffic jams Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.
But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too - He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.'

Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

Cabbie: 'Well, I never actually met Frank, he died. I married his f***ing widow

Monday, November 17, 2008

Tennessee deer hunters - joke

Two deer hunters were standing on a ridge near the Foothills Parkway in the Tennessee Smoky Mountains on the opening day of deer season and they both saw a trophy-class buck meandering towards them.

As the one hunter raised his gun to shoot, a funeral procession came slowly by. The hunter lowered his gun, took off his hat, and stood with his head bowed until the procession was past. Of course by then, the deer was long gone.

The other hunter exclaimed, 'Wow! That was the most sportsman-like act I've ever seen! You allowed this trophy buck to escape while showing such compassion and kindness toward someone's dearly departed. You are a great Humanitarian and a shining example to sportsmen throughout the world!'

The first hunter nodded and said; 'Well, we were married for 42 years."

Italian Sausage

One dark night in the small town of Garfield , NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.

When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.'

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department that could save them.

Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Lodi , NJ volunteer fire department composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed fire engines parked outside the plant, and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time, the Lodi old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.

A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The 'on camera' reporter asked the Italian fire chief, 'What are you going to do with all that money?'

'Wella,' said Chief Pasquale De Luccinellavanti, the 70-year-old fire chief, 'de fursta tinga we gonnna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!'