Subject: Important Information
Sent By: Knoxville TVA Employees CU
Sent Via Email: customers@tvacreditunion.com
Determination: Total Scam email Phishing attempt using a phone number to collect your personal information. This is a variation of a Phishing email scam we reported on My Crap Mail a few days ago. Note spelling error!
Dear Customer,
We detected irregular activity on your check card on July/31/2008.For your protection, you must verify this activity before you can continue using your card.
You will need to reactivate your card before we can review the activity.
Call us immediately at (865) 329-7865. We will review the activity on your account with you and upon verification, we will remove any restrictions placed on your account .Please disregard this notice if you already accesed the web site or spoken with one of our representatives.
Please note : (865) 329-7865.
Copyright 2008 Knoxville TVA Employees Credit Union. All Rights Reserved.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Interesting Data Just Received On Taxes - false email about Obama McCain taxes
Subject: Interesting Data Just Received On Taxes
Determination: Completely False. Not only is the content of this Email outlining taxes that McCain and Obama propose false (See proof of false tax statements on The Obama McCain Tax false email)
The person listed on this email Robert D. Jenkins is upset that his good name is placed on this false email and had never sent this out or believes these lies.
Spread the word. This is something you should be aware of so you don't get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry.
Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election:
CAPITAL GAINS TAX
MCCAIN
0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples) McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax.
OBAMA
28% on profit from ALL home sales how does this affect you?
If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes.
If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income.
DIVIDEND TAX
MCCAIN 15% (no change)
OBAMA 39.6%
How will this affect you? If you have any money invested in stock market, IRA, mutual funds, college funds, life insurance, retirement accounts, or anything that pays or reinvests dividends, you will now be paying nearly 40% of the money earned on taxes if Obama become president.
The experts predict that higher tax rates on dividends and capital gains would crash the stock market yet do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit.
INCOME TAX
MCCAIN (no changes)
Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $31,250
OBAMA (reversion to pre-Bush tax cuts)
Single making 30K - tax $8,400
Single making 50K - tax $14,000
Single making 75K - tax $23,250
Married making 60K - tax $16,800
Married making 75K - tax $21,000
Married making 125K - tax $38,750
Under Obama your taxes will more than double! How does this affect you? No explanation needed. This is pretty straight forward.
INHERITANCE TAX
MCCAIN 0% (No change, Bush repealed this tax)
OBAMA Restore the inheritance tax
How does this affect you? Many families have lost businesses, farms and ranches, and homes that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax. Those willing their assets to loved
ones will not only lose them to these taxes.
NEW TAXES BEING PROPOSED BY OBAMA
* New government taxes proposed on homes that are more than 2400 square feet
* New gasoline taxes (as if gas weren't high enough already)
* New taxes on natural resources consumption (heating gas, water, electricity)
* New taxes on retirement accounts
and last but not least...
* New taxes to pay for socialized medicine so we can receive the same level of medical care as other third-world countries!!!
Thank You
Robert D. Jenkins
Vice President - Investments
Chartered Retirement Planning Counselor
Wachovia Securities, LLC
314-991-7812 800-999-4448 toll-free
Determination: Completely False. Not only is the content of this Email outlining taxes that McCain and Obama propose false (See proof of false tax statements on The Obama McCain Tax false email)
The person listed on this email Robert D. Jenkins is upset that his good name is placed on this false email and had never sent this out or believes these lies.
Spread the word. This is something you should be aware of so you don't get blind-sided. This is really going to catch a lot of families off guard. It should make you worry.
Proposed changes in taxes after 2008 General election:
CAPITAL GAINS TAX
MCCAIN
0% on home sales up to $500,000 per home (couples) McCain does not propose any change in existing home sales income tax.
OBAMA
28% on profit from ALL home sales how does this affect you?
If you sell your home and make a profit, you will pay 28% of your gain on taxes.
If you are heading toward retirement and would like to down-size your home or move into a retirement community, 28% of the money you make from your home will go to taxes. This proposal will adversely affect the elderly who are counting on the income from their homes as part of their retirement income.
DIVIDEND TAX
MCCAIN 15% (no change)
OBAMA 39.6%
How will this affect you? If you have any money invested in stock market, IRA, mutual funds, college funds, life insurance, retirement accounts, or anything that pays or reinvests dividends, you will now be paying nearly 40% of the money earned on taxes if Obama become president.
The experts predict that higher tax rates on dividends and capital gains would crash the stock market yet do absolutely nothing to cut the deficit.
INCOME TAX
MCCAIN (no changes)
Single making 30K - tax $4,500
Single making 50K - tax $12,500
Single making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 60K- tax $9,000
Married making 75K - tax $18,750
Married making 125K - tax $31,250
OBAMA (reversion to pre-Bush tax cuts)
Single making 30K - tax $8,400
Single making 50K - tax $14,000
Single making 75K - tax $23,250
Married making 60K - tax $16,800
Married making 75K - tax $21,000
Married making 125K - tax $38,750
Under Obama your taxes will more than double! How does this affect you? No explanation needed. This is pretty straight forward.
INHERITANCE TAX
MCCAIN 0% (No change, Bush repealed this tax)
OBAMA Restore the inheritance tax
How does this affect you? Many families have lost businesses, farms and ranches, and homes that have been in their families for generations because they could not afford the inheritance tax. Those willing their assets to loved
ones will not only lose them to these taxes.
NEW TAXES BEING PROPOSED BY OBAMA
* New government taxes proposed on homes that are more than 2400 square feet
* New gasoline taxes (as if gas weren't high enough already)
* New taxes on natural resources consumption (heating gas, water, electricity)
* New taxes on retirement accounts
and last but not least...
* New taxes to pay for socialized medicine so we can receive the same level of medical care as other third-world countries!!!
Thank You
Robert D. Jenkins
Vice President - Investments
Chartered Retirement Planning Counselor
Wachovia Securities, LLC
314-991-7812 800-999-4448 toll-free
Cost Effective Web Design Services - Spam email for web design from India
Subject: Cost Effective Web Design Services
Sent Via Email top.web.ranking@gmail.com
Determination: Sent to a harvested non published email address. These spammers claim via lies that they are compliant with can spam act which they are not. Notice they don't publish a web site address and use a free G mail account a clear indication of a dishonest company who spams.
Dear Sir \ Madam,
We are a INDIA based Web Services company with primary focus on Website Designing & Development (ASP, ASP.Net, Java, Perl and PHP development)
We have a dedicated team of 66 professionals designers, developers and SEO specially for Graphic/Flash/3D designing. In Graphic/Flash/3D designs, we thrive on the idea that design makes a difference. We can provide you with a fresh, professional image via a recognizable trademark or logo design.
We have our competency in CMS (Joomla, Modx, Mambo and other quality Content Management System) and e-commerce website.
We customize our processes and reports based on client's styles and guidelines. We NEVER contact your end client in case if you are agency client and sign up the NDAs with you.
Regarding Search Engine Marketing we have achieved some wonderful results for our more than 200 clients based in USA and UK
We strictly work on performance basis and can assure you of getting quality works.
We wish you the best of luck for you and your company.
If you have any query, we will be more than happy to provide you our quick assistance.
Kind Regards,
Rakesh
P.S. This is an advertisement and a promotional mail strictly on the guidelines of CAN-SPAM act of 2003 . We have clearly mentioned the source mail-id of this mail, also clearly mentioned the subject lines and they are in no way misleading in any form. We have found your mail address through our own efforts on the web search and not through any illegal way. If you find this mail unsolicited, please reply with "Remove" in the subject line and we will take care that you do not receive any further promotional mail.
Sent Via Email top.web.ranking@gmail.com
Determination: Sent to a harvested non published email address. These spammers claim via lies that they are compliant with can spam act which they are not. Notice they don't publish a web site address and use a free G mail account a clear indication of a dishonest company who spams.
Dear Sir \ Madam,
We are a INDIA based Web Services company with primary focus on Website Designing & Development (ASP, ASP.Net, Java, Perl and PHP development)
We have a dedicated team of 66 professionals designers, developers and SEO specially for Graphic/Flash/3D designing. In Graphic/Flash/3D designs, we thrive on the idea that design makes a difference. We can provide you with a fresh, professional image via a recognizable trademark or logo design.
We have our competency in CMS (Joomla, Modx, Mambo and other quality Content Management System) and e-commerce website.
We customize our processes and reports based on client's styles and guidelines. We NEVER contact your end client in case if you are agency client and sign up the NDAs with you.
Regarding Search Engine Marketing we have achieved some wonderful results for our more than 200 clients based in USA and UK
We strictly work on performance basis and can assure you of getting quality works.
We wish you the best of luck for you and your company.
If you have any query, we will be more than happy to provide you our quick assistance.
Kind Regards,
Rakesh
P.S. This is an advertisement and a promotional mail strictly on the guidelines of CAN-SPAM act of 2003 . We have clearly mentioned the source mail-id of this mail, also clearly mentioned the subject lines and they are in no way misleading in any form. We have found your mail address through our own efforts on the web search and not through any illegal way. If you find this mail unsolicited, please reply with "Remove" in the subject line and we will take care that you do not receive any further promotional mail.
What a Muslim Pussy Looks Like? - Funny picture
Subject: What a Muslim Pussy Looks Like
I call him Boom Boom Kitty.
I call him Boom Boom Kitty.
Fire in Newark - racist joke
Subject: Fire in Newark - racist joke
Did you hear about the fire in the three family walk up in New Jersey?
A black family of six lived on the first floor. They all died in the fire.
A Mexican family of eight lived on the second floor. They also perished.
A white couple lived on the third floor. They survived.
The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton demanded to know why the whites survived when the others didn't.
The fire chief said the answer was simple. The white couple were at work when the fire broke out.
Did you hear about the fire in the three family walk up in New Jersey?
A black family of six lived on the first floor. They all died in the fire.
A Mexican family of eight lived on the second floor. They also perished.
A white couple lived on the third floor. They survived.
The Reverends Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton demanded to know why the whites survived when the others didn't.
The fire chief said the answer was simple. The white couple were at work when the fire broke out.
Monday, July 28, 2008
Important Message - email phishing scam
Subject: Important Message
Sent By: Andrew Johnson Bank
Sent Via Email: office@andrewjohnsonbank.com
Determination: Total Scam email Phishing attempt using a phone number to collect your personal information. They would have been smarter to use a 800 number. This Email phishing scam was already found and listed by local news agencies.
Dear Customer,
This communication was sent to safeguard your account against any unauthorized activity.
Andrew Johnson Bank is aware of new phishing e-mails that are circulating. These e-mails request consumers to click a link due to a compromise of a credit card account.
You should not respond to this message.
For your security we have deactivate your card.
How to activate your card.
Call (423) 972-4116
Our automated system allows you to quickly activate your card.
What to expect when activating online.
Card activation will take approximately one minute to complete.
Copyright © 2008 - Andrew Johnson Bank. All Rights Reserved.
Sent By: Andrew Johnson Bank
Sent Via Email: office@andrewjohnsonbank.com
Determination: Total Scam email Phishing attempt using a phone number to collect your personal information. They would have been smarter to use a 800 number. This Email phishing scam was already found and listed by local news agencies.
Dear Customer,
This communication was sent to safeguard your account against any unauthorized activity.
Andrew Johnson Bank is aware of new phishing e-mails that are circulating. These e-mails request consumers to click a link due to a compromise of a credit card account.
You should not respond to this message.
For your security we have deactivate your card.
How to activate your card.
Call (423) 972-4116
Our automated system allows you to quickly activate your card.
What to expect when activating online.
Card activation will take approximately one minute to complete.
Copyright © 2008 - Andrew Johnson Bank. All Rights Reserved.
GOOD NEWS FROM THE UN - scam spam email
Subject: Good News from the UN
Sent by: United Nations (spoofed)
Sent Via Email : un@info.com
Determination: Total scam this spam email also has numerous spelling and typing errors
Attn:Sir/ma,
How are you today and hope all is well with you and family?You may not understand why this mail came to you, but i will implore you to take your time to carefully go through this mail.
We have been having a meeting for the pass 7 months which ended 4 days ago at our office head quarters
This email is to all the people that feel they have been scammed in any part of the world,the UNITED NATION have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 150,000.This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government probelms etc.
We found your name in our list and that is why we are contacting you,this have been agreed upon and has been signed.
You are advised to contact Mr. Jim Ovia of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as he is our representative in
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the Draft to you.
Conatct:Mr. Jim Ovia immediately for your Cheque:
Person to Contact Mr. Jim Ovia
Email: jimovia100@gmail.com
Thanks and God bless you and your family.Hoping to hear from you as soon as you cash your Bank Draft.
Making the world a better place
Mr. Koffi Anann
Former Secretary (UNITED NATIONS)
Sunday, July 27, 2008
How to Call the Police When You're Old and Don't Move Fast Anymore. - Funny story
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'No', they're in my shed. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them.' Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Website design, development, prototyping, and blogging - Rip off spam
While this is a great program we strongly recommend these spammer are from Estonia and are selling a bootleg Click on the box below for the real software direct from Adobe.
Spam Email Sent by: Eileen Cantu
maunderedczr576@atescivata.com
Retail Price $2,499.00
Our Price $ 299.85
You save $2,199.15
http://compressibleoemonline.com
Description
Blur boundaries and break rules in pursuit of your vision--Master Collection equips you to take your designs anywhere you want to go. Adobe Creative Suite 3 Master Collection software is a comprehensive creative environment that features highly integrated, all-new versions of professional design, web, video, and mobile tools from Adobe. It combines the best of Creative Suite 3 Design Premium, Web Premium, and Production Premium editions with productivity features that let you produce content for virtually all media--print, web, interactive, film, video, and mobile--in one value-packed offering.
Features:
Professional page layout, image editing, vector illustration, and print production Website design, development, prototyping, and blogging Creation of rich interactive content Industry-standard visual effects and motion graphics Video capture, editing, and production; DVD titling; and digital audio
Components included:
Adobe Photoshop CS3 extended
Adobe illustrator CS3
Adobe indesign CS3
Adobe Acrobat 8 Professional
Adobe Flash CS3 Professional
Adobe Dreamweaver CS3
Adobe Contribute CS3
Adobe Fireworks CS3
Adobe After Effects CS3 Professional
Adobe Premiere Pro CS3
Adobe Soundbooth CS3
Adobe Encore CS3
Adobe OnLocation
Additional features and services:
Adobe Bridge CS3
Adobe Version Cue CS3
Adobe Device Central CS3
Adobe Stock Photos
System Requirements
Intel Pentium 4 (1.4GHz processor for DV; 3.4GHz processor for HDV), Intel Centrino, Intel Xeon, (dual 2.8GHz processors for HD), or Intel Core Duo (or compatible) processor; SSE2-enabled processor required for AMD systems Microsoft Windows XP with Service Pack 2 or Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium, Business, Ultimate, or Enterprise (certified for 32-bit editions) 1GB of RAM for DV; 2GB of RAM for HDV and HD; more RAM recommended when running multiple components 10GB of available hard-disk space (additional free space required during installation) Dedicated 7,200 RPM hard drive for DV and HDV editing; striped disk array storage (RAID 0) for HD; SCSI disk subsystem preferred Microsoft DirectX compatible sound card (multichannel ASIO-compatible sound card recommended)
1,280x1,024 monitor resolution with 32-bit color adapter Blu-ray burner required for Blu-ray Disc creation OHCI compatible IEEE 1394 port for DV and HDV capture, export to tape, and transmit to DV device QuickTime 7.1.2 software required to use QuickTime features Broadband Internet connection required for Adobe Stock Photos* and other services
Spam Email Sent by: Eileen Cantu
maunderedczr576@atescivata.com
Retail Price $2,499.00
Our Price $ 299.85
You save $2,199.15
http://compressibleoemonline.com
Description
Blur boundaries and break rules in pursuit of your vision--Master Collection equips you to take your designs anywhere you want to go. Adobe Creative Suite 3 Master Collection software is a comprehensive creative environment that features highly integrated, all-new versions of professional design, web, video, and mobile tools from Adobe. It combines the best of Creative Suite 3 Design Premium, Web Premium, and Production Premium editions with productivity features that let you produce content for virtually all media--print, web, interactive, film, video, and mobile--in one value-packed offering.
Features:
Professional page layout, image editing, vector illustration, and print production Website design, development, prototyping, and blogging Creation of rich interactive content Industry-standard visual effects and motion graphics Video capture, editing, and production; DVD titling; and digital audio
Components included:
Adobe Photoshop CS3 extended
Adobe illustrator CS3
Adobe indesign CS3
Adobe Acrobat 8 Professional
Adobe Flash CS3 Professional
Adobe Dreamweaver CS3
Adobe Contribute CS3
Adobe Fireworks CS3
Adobe After Effects CS3 Professional
Adobe Premiere Pro CS3
Adobe Soundbooth CS3
Adobe Encore CS3
Adobe OnLocation
Additional features and services:
Adobe Bridge CS3
Adobe Version Cue CS3
Adobe Device Central CS3
Adobe Stock Photos
System Requirements
Intel Pentium 4 (1.4GHz processor for DV; 3.4GHz processor for HDV), Intel Centrino, Intel Xeon, (dual 2.8GHz processors for HD), or Intel Core Duo (or compatible) processor; SSE2-enabled processor required for AMD systems Microsoft Windows XP with Service Pack 2 or Microsoft Windows Vista Home Premium, Business, Ultimate, or Enterprise (certified for 32-bit editions) 1GB of RAM for DV; 2GB of RAM for HDV and HD; more RAM recommended when running multiple components 10GB of available hard-disk space (additional free space required during installation) Dedicated 7,200 RPM hard drive for DV and HDV editing; striped disk array storage (RAID 0) for HD; SCSI disk subsystem preferred Microsoft DirectX compatible sound card (multichannel ASIO-compatible sound card recommended)
1,280x1,024 monitor resolution with 32-bit color adapter Blu-ray burner required for Blu-ray Disc creation OHCI compatible IEEE 1394 port for DV and HDV capture, export to tape, and transmit to DV device QuickTime 7.1.2 software required to use QuickTime features Broadband Internet connection required for Adobe Stock Photos* and other services
Domain Name: compressibleoemonline.com
Registrar: Spot Domain LLC
Expiration Date: 2009-07-23 00:00:00
Creation Date: 2008-07-23 08:38:10
Name Servers:
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REGISTRANT CONTACT INFO
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Email Address: phoenixxx9301@yahoo.com
BILLING CONTACT INFO
Andrey Vazilinov
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Phone: +372.59572414
Email Address: phoenixxx9301@yahoo.com
1217097171.2046
Registrar: Spot Domain LLC
Expiration Date: 2009-07-23 00:00:00
Creation Date: 2008-07-23 08:38:10
Name Servers:
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REGISTRANT CONTACT INFO
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Andrey Vazilinov
Mustamae tee 46
Tallinn
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10621
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Phone: +372.59572414
Email Address: phoenixxx9301@yahoo.com
ADMINISTRATIVE CONTACT INFO
Andrey Vazilinov
Andrey Vazilinov
Mustamae tee 46
Tallinn
NA
10621
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Phone: +372.59572414
Email Address: phoenixxx9301@yahoo.com
TECHNICAL CONTACT INFO
Andrey Vazilinov
Andrey Vazilinov
Mustamae tee 46
Tallinn
NA
10621
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Phone: +372.59572414
Email Address: phoenixxx9301@yahoo.com
BILLING CONTACT INFO
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Mustamae tee 46
Tallinn
NA
10621
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Phone: +372.59572414
Email Address: phoenixxx9301@yahoo.com
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New Definitions - jokes
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
A pair of jumper cables were served in the local pub only after they promised not to start anything.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds!
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
A backward poet writes inverse.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in linoleum blownapart.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis
A pair of jumper cables were served in the local pub only after they promised not to start anything.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds!
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Marriage Counseling - jokes
A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and told them he was ending the session early but had an assignment for the husband.
John the marriage counselor said: You're an athletic guy? here's what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles everyday for the next 30 days.
At the end of the 30 days call me and let me know how things are going.
At the end of the 30 days, John called the marriage counselor very excited.
I did just as you said, and I have never felt better in my life,? he exclaimed over the phone.
Great! Replied the counselor, And how's your wife?
John paused, and then replied with agitated dismay, How should I know, I'm 300 miles from home?
John the marriage counselor said: You're an athletic guy? here's what I want you to do. I want you to jog 10 miles everyday for the next 30 days.
At the end of the 30 days call me and let me know how things are going.
At the end of the 30 days, John called the marriage counselor very excited.
I did just as you said, and I have never felt better in my life,? he exclaimed over the phone.
Great! Replied the counselor, And how's your wife?
John paused, and then replied with agitated dismay, How should I know, I'm 300 miles from home?
Digital Fingerprinting Newsletter - heavy scam spammers
Digital Fingerprinting Newsletter - heavy scam spammers
These folks are turning into a huge nuisance and are heavy scamming spammers. Do not have anything to do with these spammers who hide behind such a clever name. These spammers who fill our inbox use harvested email addresses and are a rip off and are not legitimate. Stay away from Kidsafe or any derivation of this name.
Mark Bott Stopp spamming us! We keep changing our email address and we still got more than 6 of this same message today in our various corporate email address!
Introducing Operation Kidsafe
Operation Kidsafe is a completely turnkey program designed by child safety expert - Mark J. Bott- that will deliver a huge number of parents and potential new customers. Parents will bring their children to your location to have their children fingerprinted and photographed using the same technology and equipment that is used by the U.S. Secret Service and FBI. In the event their child ever goes missing, they will have this information to provide to their local police department to assist in the safe return of their child.
Completely Turnkey- Operation Kidsafe coordinates the entire event. Local Police and Fire Departments attend. 10,000 flyers are distributed throughout the community to Churches, Schools, Day cares and other civic organizations. A full court press is put on media to help get the word out.
Market Exclusivity- Once you enroll, no one else within a 50-mile radius of your location can host another Operation Kidsafe Event. You have first right of refusal for the following year.
Free Sales Training- The Operation Kidsafe staff will teach your salespeople a system that allows a comfortable transition to reviewing your products and services while the children are being fingerprinted. They will help you focus your team by holding a training and prep meeting with you prior to your event.
No limit to # of Children Fingerprinted- Spread the word! You have the ability to make this event as big as you would like. You can advertise it, send out letters to your own customer database, host a live radio remote etc. The possibilities are endless!
If you would like more information and a full sponsor package with references, please fill out the request and fax to us at
Fax request to: 217-529-6427
X yes we would like to review a full sponsor pack and references
Company ______________________________________________
Contact _______________________________________________
City ______________________ ST_________________________
Phone ________________________________________________
Fax __________________________________________________
Email _________________________________________________
Operation Kidsafe toll free phone 866-962-5487
http://eventsforimage.com
http://eventsforimage.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing - Springfield, IL 62712 US
Scammers information for: EVENTSFORIMAGE.COM
Registrant [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Administrative Contact [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Phone: +1.2175854061
Fax: +1.0000000000
Billing Contact [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Phone: +1.2175854061
Fax: +1.0000000000
Technical Contact [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Phone: +1.2175854061
Fax: +1.0000000000
Domain servers in listed order:
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NS2.EVENTSFORIMAGE.COM 66.227.102.130
Record created on: 2008-02-20 14:22:30.0
Database last updated on: 2008-06-04 18:43:32.137
Domain Expires on: 2009-02-20 14:22:31.0
These folks are turning into a huge nuisance and are heavy scamming spammers. Do not have anything to do with these spammers who hide behind such a clever name. These spammers who fill our inbox use harvested email addresses and are a rip off and are not legitimate. Stay away from Kidsafe or any derivation of this name.
Mark Bott Stopp spamming us! We keep changing our email address and we still got more than 6 of this same message today in our various corporate email address!
Introducing Operation Kidsafe
Operation Kidsafe is a completely turnkey program designed by child safety expert - Mark J. Bott- that will deliver a huge number of parents and potential new customers. Parents will bring their children to your location to have their children fingerprinted and photographed using the same technology and equipment that is used by the U.S. Secret Service and FBI. In the event their child ever goes missing, they will have this information to provide to their local police department to assist in the safe return of their child.
Completely Turnkey- Operation Kidsafe coordinates the entire event. Local Police and Fire Departments attend. 10,000 flyers are distributed throughout the community to Churches, Schools, Day cares and other civic organizations. A full court press is put on media to help get the word out.
Market Exclusivity- Once you enroll, no one else within a 50-mile radius of your location can host another Operation Kidsafe Event. You have first right of refusal for the following year.
Free Sales Training- The Operation Kidsafe staff will teach your salespeople a system that allows a comfortable transition to reviewing your products and services while the children are being fingerprinted. They will help you focus your team by holding a training and prep meeting with you prior to your event.
No limit to # of Children Fingerprinted- Spread the word! You have the ability to make this event as big as you would like. You can advertise it, send out letters to your own customer database, host a live radio remote etc. The possibilities are endless!
If you would like more information and a full sponsor package with references, please fill out the request and fax to us at
Fax request to: 217-529-6427
X yes we would like to review a full sponsor pack and references
Company ______________________________________________
Contact _______________________________________________
City ______________________ ST_________________________
Phone ________________________________________________
Fax __________________________________________________
Email _________________________________________________
Operation Kidsafe toll free phone 866-962-5487
http://eventsforimage.com
http://eventsforimage.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing - Springfield, IL 62712 US
Scammers information for: EVENTSFORIMAGE.COM
Registrant [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Administrative Contact [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Phone: +1.2175854061
Fax: +1.0000000000
Billing Contact [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Phone: +1.2175854061
Fax: +1.0000000000
Technical Contact [1270190]:
Mark, Bott operkidsafe@aol.com
Image Events
2335 Chesapeake Landing
Springfield
IL
62712
US
Phone: +1.2175854061
Fax: +1.0000000000
Domain servers in listed order:
NS1.EVENTSFORIMAGE.COM 66.227.102.130
NS2.EVENTSFORIMAGE.COM 66.227.102.130
Record created on: 2008-02-20 14:22:30.0
Database last updated on: 2008-06-04 18:43:32.137
Domain Expires on: 2009-02-20 14:22:31.0
CONTACT MY SECERTARY OK - scam spam email
Subject: CONTACT MY SECERTARY OK - scam spam email
Sent By: Barrister peterwilliams
Sent Via email: john.kenn4@aliceadsl.fr
Determination: Total scam. never answer these scam spam emails.
Hope this mail finds you in an excellent condition of health. I am happy to inform you about my success in getting the funds transferred under the co-operation of a new partner from
Presently I'm in South Korea for investment projects with my own share of the total sum Meanwhile I didn't forget you're past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite it failed us some how. Now contact my secretary in
rose_10eze@yahoo.fr or via her private telephone number 234 80 62703276 ask her to send you the total $3 000 000 Million U.S dollars which I kept for your compensation for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.
You can send yours to my secretary listed below.
1 your full names
2 your contact address
3 your phone number
I appreciated your efforts at that this time very much so feel free and get in touch with my secretary Miss. Rose Eze and instruct her where to send the amount to you. Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferings at that time.
I am very busy because of the projects which my partner and I are having at hand Remember I have forwarded instruction to My secretary to send the money to you once you identify yourself.
Feel free to get in touch with Miss Rose Eze now.
Best Regards
barrister peter williams
Nigerian E-mail spam scam
Don't you love these Nigerian E-mail spam scams?
Billions taken in every year!
A pilot's perspective on Obama - Obama slander email
Never bothered to fact check these but I already see errors in this anti Obama email.
Determination: written and circulated by white, mostly Jewish persons with fear and discrimination of Blacks, Muslims and Atheists. “If they are not my color or don’t pray to my god they must be bad”
Do I have this straight?
His father was a black African Muslim from
His mother was a white American atheist from
His father deserted his mother when he was only two years old and went back to Africa by way of
His mother married an Indonesian Muslim and then moved to
When he reached high school age his mother sent him to
He lives in a $1.4 million house obtained through a deal with a wealthy fundraiser. How?
He 'worked' as a civil rights activist in
The presidency is not a civil rights position, nor is it subject to affirmative action set asides; on-the-job training won't cut it.
He entered politics at the state level and then the national level where he has minimal experience.
He is proud of his 'African heritage' (a father who got a white girl pregnant and deserted her).
Where is the pride in his 'white heritage'? (a mother who flaunted convention and did not believe in god).
Some might think there was not much to be proud of either way.
He belongs, and has belonged for over 20 years, to an 'afro-centric' church in
He repeatedly whitewashes the pastor, his church and the members who cheered after hearing vitriolic tirades against
He could not confront his pastor but he wants us to believe he can confront
During his very brief time in the
He has voted consistently for bigger government and higher taxes. He has voted for big entitlements and legislation that would severely curtail
But, he is a good orator. Isn't that a comfort?
Yeah, i think i see how well he could unite the country.
I think the truth is that he hopes no one will put the pieces together.
Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to our new chief pilot. He has never flown an airplane, in fact he has never even sat in the cockpit, but he says he has ridden on planes before. We are sure he will guide us safely through the storms we may encounter on this flight.
Think long and hard before you vote for this guy! Consider your kids & grandkids their future is in our voting hands.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Who's Who Among Executives and Professionals - scam spam untrustworthy company
This spam is a scam. They have lied in this email as to how they found our email address. They sent this spam to an unpublished email address which was harvested from a form in one of our web sites.
Do not trust this company or do business with them as they give false information in this email. If there is false information in this email which also has inaccurate information what value could their book or listing have?
Seems like a clever way to build a database for spammers!
http://montclairwhoiswho1.com
Who's Who Among Executives and Professionals (2008/2009 Edition)
July 17, 2008
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Upon final confirmation of your inclusion, you will be listed alongside other professionals of equal caliber in the Montclair Who's Who Registry. There is no cost to be included.
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Editor-In-Chief
Montclair Publishing LLC
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New York, NY 10022
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Do not trust this company or do business with them as they give false information in this email. If there is false information in this email which also has inaccurate information what value could their book or listing have?
Seems like a clever way to build a database for spammers!
http://montclairwhoiswho1.com
Who's Who Among Executives and Professionals (2008/2009 Edition)
July 17, 2008
Dear Professional,
http://montclairwhoiswho1.com It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion in:
"Who’s Who Among Executives and Professionals http://montclairwhoiswho1.com (2008/2009 Edition)
The 2008/2009 edition of the registry will include biographies of North America's most accomplished professionals from a variety of fields. Recognition of this kind is an honor shared each year by our members from across the United States and Canada, and is often considered to be the single highest mark of achievement.
Upon final confirmation of your inclusion, you will be listed alongside other professionals of equal caliber in the Montclair Who's Who Registry. There is no cost to be included.
If you are interested in being a part of our national publication click here http://montclairwhoiswho1.com or on the yellow button below and spend thirty seconds filling out your basic application http://montclairwhoiswho1.com .
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If you have any questions feel free to call our staff at 800-405-7090. Or please visit our site, http://www.montclairwhoswho.com - for additional information.
Regards,
Tess Boys
Editor-In-Chief
Montclair Publishing LLC
210 East 58th Street
New York, NY 10022
You received this email from "Montclair Who's Who" http://www.montclairwhoswho.com because you either 1) were nominated by one of your clients or a colleague, 2) requested information about our services or 3) were selected by our editorial staff based on your qualifications. We value your privacy and do not disclose your personal information to third parties. If you qualify for inclusion in the Montclair Registry, your biography will be accessible to users and certain third parties. Our privacy policy is subject to change from time to time; please visit our website for the most recent privacy policy.
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Montclair Publishing, LLC
210 east 58th st Suite 4 - New York, NY 10022 US
Domain Name: MONTCLAIRWHOISWHO1.COM
Registrant [711235]:
Jeff, Finder admin@montclairwhoiswho1.com
Montclair Publishing, LLC
210 east 58th st Suite 4
New York
NY
10022
US
Administrative Contact [711235]:
Jeff, Finder admin@montclairwhoiswho1.com
Montclair Publishing, LLC
210 east 58th st Suite 4
New York
NY
10022
US
Phone: +1.8004057090
Fax: +1.0000000000
Billing Contact [711235]:
Jeff, Finder admin@montclairwhoiswho1.com
Montclair Publishing, LLC
210 east 58th st Suite 4
New York
NY
10022
US
Phone: +1.8004057090
Fax: +1.0000000000
Technical Contact [711235]:
Jeff, Finder admin@montclairwhoiswho1.com
Montclair Publishing, LLC
210 east 58th st Suite 4
New York
NY
10022
US
Phone: +1.8004057090
Fax: +1.0000000000
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Database last updated on: 2008-06-25 12:22:19.19
Domain Expires on: 2009-05-24 17:28:22.0Another new version of this scam is going around under the subject You've Been Selected for the 2011 Search Who's Who Among Executives and Professionals
About your site – Search engine spam probable scam
Subject: About your site
Sent By: Beth Wells
Sent Via Email: bethwells680@gmail.com
Determination: Low end company probable scammers. Multiple Emails sent to the same brand new harvested email address. Probable foreign company – Asian or Russian hiding behind a free G Mall account.
Never do any business with spammers – you only encourage them to continue to spam.
We like your site, but we noticed that you are missing out on key web traffic due to where you show up on the search engines. If you will allow us - we would like to give you a no charge site analysis to show you how you could generate a lot more web traffic. It's free and could greatly enhance your online business. Email us today at bethwells680@gmail.com for your free review. Include your URL(s) and your contact information.
Beth Wells
Search Placement Specialists
BIZ CONTACT - Scam Phishing attempt spam email
Subject:: Biz Contact
Sent By: Herbert Wigwe
Sent Via Email: herbwig@hotmail.com
Determination: Outright scam, never answer email such as this scam spam email.
Dear Sir/Madam,I am Mr. Herbert Wigwe, Deputy Managing Director of Access Bank Plc in West Africa. I have an urgent and very confidential business proposition for you. On the 23rd of Feb. 2005, a contractor made a revolving deposit for 12months valued at USD$25.5million.
Upon maturity, I sent a routine notification to his forwarding address but got no reply. After a month, we discovered from his contract employers, that the depositor had died. On further investigation, I found out that he died without making a will.
The money is still sitting in my Bank and the interest is being rolled over with the principal sum at the end of each year. According to the Laws, here in the West Africa, at the expiration of 10(ten) years, the money will revert to the ownership of the Government Treasury if nobody applies to claim the fund.
Consequently, my proposal is that I will like you to stand in as the next of kin to the depositor. We shall employ the services of an attorney to arrange the transfer of rights and privileges of the deceased to you. A bank account in any part of the world that you will provide will then facilitate the transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary/next of kin.
If you are interested, please reply immediately with the following:
(1). Your full names
(2). Address
(3). Phone number
(4). Age
(5). Occupation
Upon your response, I shall then provide you with more details. I urge you to observe utmost confidentiality with regard to this matter.
Finally I shall require your assistance to invest my share upon completion of this transaction.
Best regards,
Mr. Herbert Wigwe
Quick thinking airline passenger - funny joke
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, "No, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
He replied, "No, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
New Supermarket in Mertzon, Texas - funny joke
A Sense of Freshness...
A new supermarket opened in
It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh.
Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
UPS Tracking Number 4117886975 - dangerious download email virus
Subject: UPS Tracking Number 4117886975
Sent Via: United Parcel Service
Sent Via EMail: xxmmc@bloomelectric.com
Determination: Dangerous email - delete at once! This email attachment in a zip file will infect your computer with viruses or spyware.
Unfortunately we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on July the 1st in time because the recipient’s address is not correct.
Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office
Your UPS
Attachment zip file with virus named: UPS_INVOICE_187271.zip
Update 7-24-2008
Tons of people have been infected with the UPS Virus and we suggest you try the Free virus protection and free internet tools that we ourselves use.
Sent Via: United Parcel Service
Sent Via EMail: xxmmc@bloomelectric.com
Determination: Dangerous email - delete at once! This email attachment in a zip file will infect your computer with viruses or spyware.
Unfortunately we were not able to deliver postal package you sent on July the 1st in time because the recipient’s address is not correct.
Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our office
Your UPS
Attachment zip file with virus named: UPS_INVOICE_187271.zip
Update 7-24-2008
Tons of people have been infected with the UPS Virus and we suggest you try the Free virus protection and free internet tools that we ourselves use.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Noah and the Ark in 2008 - funny joke story
In the year 2008, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in the United States, and said: Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans.
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?
Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, 'but things have changed. I needed a building permit.'
I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws
by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for
the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions,
to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea.
I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting
local trees in order to save the spotted owl.
I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed
the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.
They argued the accommodations were too restrictive,
and it was cruel and inhumane
to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to
hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green card status of most of the people who want to work.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'
'No,' said the Lord 'The government beat me to it.'
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6 months to build the Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard - but no Ark.
Noah! He roared, I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?
Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah, 'but things have changed. I needed a building permit.'
I've been arguing with the inspector about the need for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claim that I've violated the neighborhood zoning laws
by building the Ark in my yard and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to go to the Development Appeal Board for a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded a bond be posted for
the future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions,
to clear the passage for the Ark 's move to the sea.
I told them that the sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem. There's a ban on cutting
local trees in order to save the spotted owl.
I tried to convince the environmentalists that I needed
the wood to save the owls - but no go!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group sued me.
They insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will.
They argued the accommodations were too restrictive,
and it was cruel and inhumane
to put so many animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an environmental impact study on your proposed flood.
I'm still trying to resolve a complaint with the Human Rights Commission on how many minorities I'm supposed to
hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization are checking the green card status of most of the people who want to work.
The trades unions say I can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only Union workers with Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all my assets, claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked, 'You mean you're not going to destroy the world?'
'No,' said the Lord 'The government beat me to it.'
Saturday, July 19, 2008
Where old phones go - interesting artwork from old telephones
Every one of these sheep is made from old telephones and telephone cords.
Click on the picture to see this telephone art full size and check out their feet!!!
Top 5 Best Adult Jokes
Top 5 Best Adult Jokes
5th Best Adult Joke:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, ‘If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 221.'
4th Best Adult Joke:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says ' I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want totally fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
3rd Best Adult Joke:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be so embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
What's wrong, Bill?' she asked ‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
2nd Best Adult Joke:
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together'
‘I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.
'Well,' Granny he snickered 'Let's relive some old times.' Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'
Best Adult Joke:
An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father ... Way back during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"No, no, Father. There is more to tell. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays."
The priest said, "By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger of being discovered; however, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question."
"And what is that, my son?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
5th Best Adult Joke:
A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'
She replies, ‘If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in Room 221.'
4th Best Adult Joke:
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm. The wife turns over and says ' I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want totally fresh.'
The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.
'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'
3rd Best Adult Joke:
Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be so embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
What's wrong, Bill?' she asked ‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
2nd Best Adult Joke:
A couple had been married for 50 years.
They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together'
‘I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago.
'Well,' Granny he snickered 'Let's relive some old times.' Whereupon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly replied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.'
'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.'
Best Adult Joke:
An elderly Italian man went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father ... Way back during World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that."
"No, no, Father. There is more to tell. She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several times a week and sometimes twice on Sundays."
The priest said, "By doing that, you placed yourselves in great danger of being discovered; however, two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh. If you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven.
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind but I do have one more question."
"And what is that, my son?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
And then the fight started - wife jokes
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive, so, I took her to a gas station.
...and then the fight started.
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'
...and then the fight started.
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, Do you know her?
'Yes,' I sighed, that's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
...and then the fight started.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as i was flipping channels.
She asked, 'what's on TV?'
I said, 'dust.'
...and then the fight started.
My wife and i are watching "who wants to be a millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So i said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
...and then the fight started.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She Said, 'i want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her some bathroom scales.
...and then the fight started.
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order First. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
...and then the fight started.
A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with What she sees and says to her husband, 'i feel horrible; i look old, fat and
Ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
...and then the fight started.
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008
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Scary but Real! - Dr. Vernon Chong Islamic terrorism phoney email
Subject: Scary but Real!
Determination: Not real at all per Snopes
The writer of this narrative is Dr. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired. "This is the most cogent and powerful essay on the threat of Islamic terrorism I have seen. Dr. Vernon Chong is, without a doubt, the most articulate and convincing writer I have read regarding the War in Iraq. If you have any doubts, please open your mind to his essay and give it a fair evaluation. It's also eerily applicable to other current issues, such as Iran's nuclear program, immigration, NAFTA's impact on American jobs, trade deficits, etc.
I did a Google search on the Doctor and found him to be a retired Air Force surgeon and past commander of Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio." If you would like to see who this fine man is, go to this Air Force web site and look him up: http://www.af.mil/bios/bio.asp?bioID=5000 Muslim terrorists and the U.S.A.:
A different spin on the war in Iraq:
This WAR is REAL
Dr. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired
To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it. Our country is now facing the most serious threat to its existence, as we know it, that we have faced in your lifetime and mine (which includes WWII). The deadly seriousness is greatly compounded by the fact that there are very few of us who think we can possibly lose this war and even fewer who realize what losing really means. First, let's examine a few basics:
1. When did the threat to us start? Many will say September 11, 2001. The answer, as far as the United States is concerned, is 1979, 22 years prior to September 2001, with the following attacks on us:
* Iran Embassy Hostages, 1979
* Beirut , Lebanon Embassy 1983
* Beirut, Lebanon Marine Barracks 1983
* Lockerbie, Scotland Pan-Am flight to New York 1988
* First New York World Trade Center attack 1993
* Dhahran , Saudi Arabia Khobar Towers Military complex 1996
* Nairobi, Kenya US Embassy 1998
* Dares Salaam , Tanzania US Embassy 1998
* Aden , Yemen USS Cole 2000
* New York World Trade Center 2001 and Pentagon 2001. (Note: during the period from 1981 to 2001 there were 7,581 terrorist attacks worldwide.)
2. Why were we attacked? Envy of our position, our success, and our freedoms. The attacks happened during the administrations of Presidents Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, and Bush 2. We cannot fault either the Republicans nor the Democrats, as there were no provocations by any of the presidents or their immediate predecessor, President Ford.
3. Who were the attackers? In each case, the attacks on the US were carried out by Muslims.
4. What is the Muslim population of the World? 25%.
5. Isn't the Muslim religion peaceful? Hopefully, but that is really not material. There is no doubt that the predominately Christian population of Germany was peaceful, but under the dictatorial leadership of Hitler (who was also Christian, a Catholic), that made no difference. You either went along with the administration or you were eliminated. There were 5 to 6 million Christians killed by the Nazis for political reasons (including 7,000 Polish priests). (see http://www.Nazis.testimony.co.uk/7a.htm) Thus, almost the same number of Christians were killed by the Nazisas the six million holocaust Jews who were killed by them, and we seldom hear of anything other than the Jewish atrocities. Although Hitler kept the world focused on the Jews, he had no hesitancy in killing anyone who got in the way of his extermination of the Jews or of taking over the world - German, Christian, or any others. Same with the Muslim terrorists.
They focus the world on the U.S., but kill all in the way -- their own people or the Spanish, British, French or anyone else. The point here is that, just like the peaceful Germans were of no protection to anyone from the Nazis, no matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection for us from the terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing -- by their own pronouncements -- killing all of us "infidels." I don't blame the peaceful Muslims. What would you do if the choice was to remain silent or be killed?
6. So who are we at war with? There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists. Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal. There is no way to win if you don't clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting. So with that background, now to the two major questions:
1. Can we lose this war?
2. What does losing really mean?
If we are to win, we must clearly answer these two pivotal questions: We can definitely lose this war and, as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question - What does losing mean? It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home, and going on about our business, like post-Vietnam. This is as far from the truth as one can get.
What losing really means is: We would no longer be the premier country in the world. The attacks will not subside, but, rather, will steadily increase. Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet. If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us over the past 18 years. The plan was, clearly, for terrorists to attack us until we were neutered and submissive to them. We would, of course, have no future support from other nations, for fear of reprisals and for the reason that they would see; we are impotent and cannot help them. They will pick off the other non-Muslim nations, one at a time. It will be increasingly easier for them. They already hold Spain hostage. It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong for Spain to withdraw its troops from Iraq . Spain did it because the Muslim terrorists bombed their train and told them to withdraw the troops. Anything else they want Spain to do will be done. Spain is finished. The next will probably be France. Our one hope with France is that they might see the light and realize that if we don't win, they are finished, too, in that they can't resist the Muslim terrorists without us.
However, it may already be too late for France. France is already 20% Muslim and fading fast. Without our support, Great Britain will go, also. Recently, I read that there are more mosques in England than churches.
If we lose the war, our production, income, exports, and way of life will all vanish as we know it. After losing, who would trade or deal with us if they were threatened by the Muslims? If we can't stop the Muslim terrorists, how could anyone else? The radical Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost.
We'd better know it, too, and be likewise committed to winning at any cost.
Why do I go on at such lengths about the results of losing? Simple. Until we recognize the costs of losing, we cannot unite and really put 100% of our thoughts and efforts into winning. And it is going to take that 100% effort to win. So, how can we lose the war? Again, the answer is simple. We can lose the war by "imploding." That is, defeating ourselves by refusing to recognize the enemy and their purpose and failing to dig in and lend full support to the war effort. If we are united, there is no way that we can lose. If we continue to be divided, there is no way that we can win. Let me give you a few examples of how we simply don't comprehend the life and death seriousness of this situation:
President Bush selects Norman Mineta as Secretary of Transportation. Although all of the terrorist attacks were committed by Muslim men between 17 and 40 years of age, Secretary Mineta refuses to allow profiling. Does that sound like we are taking this thing seriously?
This is war! For the duration, we are going to have to give up some of the civil rights to which we have become accustomed. We had better be prepared to lose some of our civil rights temporarily or we will most certainly lose all of them permanently. And don't worry that it is a slippery slope. We gave up plenty of civil rights during WWII, and immediately restored them after the victory .. and, in fact, added many more since that time. Do I blame President Bush or President Clinton before him? No, I blame us for blithely assuming we can maintain all of our Political Correctness and all of our civil rights during this conflict and have a clean, lawful, honorable war.
None of those words apply to war. Get them out of your head. Some have gone so far in their criticism of the war and/or the Administration that it almost seems they would literally like to see us lose. I think some actually do. I hasten to add that this isn't because they are disloyal. It is because they just don't recognize what losing means. Nevertheless, that conduct gives the impression to the enemy that we are divided and weakening. It concerns our friends and it does great damage to our cause.
Of more recent vintage, the uproar fueled by the politicians and media regarding the treatment of some prisoners of war perhaps exemplifies best what I am saying. We have recently had an issue involving the treatment of a few Muslim prisoners of war, by a small group of our military police. These are the type prisoners who just a few months ago were throwing their own people off buildings, cutting off their hands, cutting out their tongues, and otherwise murdering their own just for disagreeing with Saddam Hussein. And, just a few years ago, these same type prisoners chemically killed 400,000 of their own people for the same reason. They are also the same type of enemy fighters who recently were burning Americans and dragging their charred corpses through the streets of Iraq. And, still more recently, the same type of enemy that was and is providing videos to all news sources internationally of the beheading of American prisoners they held.
Compare this with some of our press and politicians, who for several days have thought and talked about nothing else but the "humiliating" of some Muslim prisoners -- not burning them, not dragging their charred corpses through the streets, not beheading them, but "humiliating" them. Can they be for real? The politicians and pundits have even talked of impeachment of the Secretary of Defense.
If this doesn't show the complete lack of comprehension and understanding of the seriousness of the enemy we are fighting, the life-and-death struggle we are in, and the disastrous results of losing this war, nothing can. To bring our country to a virtual political standstill over this prisoner issue makes us look like Nero playing his fiddle as Rome burned -- totally oblivious to what is going on in the real world. Neither we, nor any other country, can survive this internal strife. Again, I say, this does not mean that some of our politicians or media people are disloyal It simply means that they are absolutely oblivious to the magnitude of the situation we are in and into which the Muslim terrorists have been pushing us for many years. These people are a serious and dangerous liability to the war effort. We must take note of who they are and get them out of office. Remember, the Muslim terrorists stated goal is to kill all infidels. That translates into ALL non-Muslims -- not just in the United States, but throughout the world. We are the last bastion of defense.
We have been criticized for many years as being 'arrogant.' That charge is valid. We are arrogant in that we believe that we are so good, powerful, and smart that we can win the hearts and minds of all those who attack us, and that, with both hands tied behind our back, we can defeat anything bad in the world. We can't! If we don't recognize this, our nation, as we know it, will not survive, and no other free country in the world will survive if we are defeated. And, finally, name any Muslim countries throughout the world that allow freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, equal rights for anyone -- let alone everyone, equal status or any status for women, or that have been productive in one single way that contributes to the good of the world. This has been a long way of saying that we must be united on this war or we will be equated in the history books to the self-inflicted fall of the Roman Empire if, that is, the Muslim leaders will allow history books to be written or read.
If we don't win this war right now, keep a close eye on how the Muslims take over France in the next 5 years or less. They will continue to increase the Muslim population of France and continue to encroach, little by little, on the established French traditions. The French will be fighting among themselves over what should or should not be done, which will continue to weaken them and keep them from any united resolve. Doesn't that sound eerily familiar?
Democracies don't have their freedoms taken away from them by some external military force. Instead, they give their freedoms away, politically correct piece by politically correct piece. And they are giving those freedoms away to those who have shown, worldwide, that they abhor freedom and will not apply it to you or even to themselves, once they are in power. Muslims have universally shown that when they have taken over, they then start brutally killing each other over who the few will be controlling the masses. What is happening in Iraq is a good example. Will we ever stop hearing from the politically correct about the "peaceful Muslims?"
I close on a hopeful note by repeating what I said before: If we are united, there is no way that we can lose. I hope now, after the election, the factions in our country will begin to focus on the critical situation we are in, and will unite to save our country. It is your future we are talking about. Do whatever you can to preserve it. I reiterate: our national election is under way.
After reading the above, we all must do this, not only for ourselves, but for our children, our grandchildren, our country, and our world. Whether Democrat or Republican, conservative or liberal ... and that includes the Politicians and media of our country and the free world.
Please forward this to any you feel may want, or NEED to read it. Our "leaders" in Congress ought to read it, too. There are those who find fault with our country, but it is obvious to anyone who truly thinks through this, that we must UNITE!
Lastly, I wish to add: at the risk of offending, I sincerely think that anyone who rejects this as just another political rant, or doubts the seriousness of this issue, or just deletes it without sending it on, is part of the problem.
Determination: Not real at all per Snopes
The writer of this narrative is Dr. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired. "This is the most cogent and powerful essay on the threat of Islamic terrorism I have seen. Dr. Vernon Chong is, without a doubt, the most articulate and convincing writer I have read regarding the War in Iraq. If you have any doubts, please open your mind to his essay and give it a fair evaluation. It's also eerily applicable to other current issues, such as Iran's nuclear program, immigration, NAFTA's impact on American jobs, trade deficits, etc.
I did a Google search on the Doctor and found him to be a retired Air Force surgeon and past commander of Wilford Hall Medical Center in San Antonio." If you would like to see who this fine man is, go to this Air Force web site and look him up: http://www.af.mil/bios/bio.asp?bioID=5000 Muslim terrorists and the U.S.A.:
A different spin on the war in Iraq:
This WAR is REAL
Dr. Vernon Chong, Major General, USAF, Retired
To get out of a difficulty, one usually must go through it. Our country is now facing the most serious threat to its existence, as we know it, that we have faced in your lifetime and mine (which includes WWII). The deadly seriousness is greatly compounded by the fact that there are very few of us who think we can possibly lose this war and even fewer who realize what losing really means. First, let's examine a few basics:
1. When did the threat to us start? Many will say September 11, 2001. The answer, as far as the United States is concerned, is 1979, 22 years prior to September 2001, with the following attacks on us:
* Iran Embassy Hostages, 1979
* Beirut , Lebanon Embassy 1983
* Beirut, Lebanon Marine Barracks 1983
* Lockerbie, Scotland Pan-Am flight to New York 1988
* First New York World Trade Center attack 1993
* Dhahran , Saudi Arabia Khobar Towers Military complex 1996
* Nairobi, Kenya US Embassy 1998
* Dares Salaam , Tanzania US Embassy 1998
* Aden , Yemen USS Cole 2000
* New York World Trade Center 2001 and Pentagon 2001. (Note: during the period from 1981 to 2001 there were 7,581 terrorist attacks worldwide.)
2. Why were we attacked? Envy of our position, our success, and our freedoms. The attacks happened during the administrations of Presidents Carter, Reagan, Bush 1, Clinton, and Bush 2. We cannot fault either the Republicans nor the Democrats, as there were no provocations by any of the presidents or their immediate predecessor, President Ford.
3. Who were the attackers? In each case, the attacks on the US were carried out by Muslims.
4. What is the Muslim population of the World? 25%.
5. Isn't the Muslim religion peaceful? Hopefully, but that is really not material. There is no doubt that the predominately Christian population of Germany was peaceful, but under the dictatorial leadership of Hitler (who was also Christian, a Catholic), that made no difference. You either went along with the administration or you were eliminated. There were 5 to 6 million Christians killed by the Nazis for political reasons (including 7,000 Polish priests). (see http://www.Nazis.testimony.co.uk/7a.htm) Thus, almost the same number of Christians were killed by the Nazisas the six million holocaust Jews who were killed by them, and we seldom hear of anything other than the Jewish atrocities. Although Hitler kept the world focused on the Jews, he had no hesitancy in killing anyone who got in the way of his extermination of the Jews or of taking over the world - German, Christian, or any others. Same with the Muslim terrorists.
They focus the world on the U.S., but kill all in the way -- their own people or the Spanish, British, French or anyone else. The point here is that, just like the peaceful Germans were of no protection to anyone from the Nazis, no matter how many peaceful Muslims there may be, they are no protection for us from the terrorist Muslim leaders and what they are fanatically bent on doing -- by their own pronouncements -- killing all of us "infidels." I don't blame the peaceful Muslims. What would you do if the choice was to remain silent or be killed?
6. So who are we at war with? There is no way we can honestly respond that it is anyone other than the Muslim terrorists. Trying to be politically correct and avoid verbalizing this conclusion can well be fatal. There is no way to win if you don't clearly recognize and articulate who you are fighting. So with that background, now to the two major questions:
1. Can we lose this war?
2. What does losing really mean?
If we are to win, we must clearly answer these two pivotal questions: We can definitely lose this war and, as anomalous as it may sound, the major reason we can lose is that so many of us simply do not fathom the answer to the second question - What does losing mean? It would appear that a great many of us think that losing the war means hanging our heads, bringing the troops home, and going on about our business, like post-Vietnam. This is as far from the truth as one can get.
What losing really means is: We would no longer be the premier country in the world. The attacks will not subside, but, rather, will steadily increase. Remember, they want us dead, not just quiet. If they had just wanted us quiet, they would not have produced an increasing series of attacks against us over the past 18 years. The plan was, clearly, for terrorists to attack us until we were neutered and submissive to them. We would, of course, have no future support from other nations, for fear of reprisals and for the reason that they would see; we are impotent and cannot help them. They will pick off the other non-Muslim nations, one at a time. It will be increasingly easier for them. They already hold Spain hostage. It doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong for Spain to withdraw its troops from Iraq . Spain did it because the Muslim terrorists bombed their train and told them to withdraw the troops. Anything else they want Spain to do will be done. Spain is finished. The next will probably be France. Our one hope with France is that they might see the light and realize that if we don't win, they are finished, too, in that they can't resist the Muslim terrorists without us.
However, it may already be too late for France. France is already 20% Muslim and fading fast. Without our support, Great Britain will go, also. Recently, I read that there are more mosques in England than churches.
If we lose the war, our production, income, exports, and way of life will all vanish as we know it. After losing, who would trade or deal with us if they were threatened by the Muslims? If we can't stop the Muslim terrorists, how could anyone else? The radical Muslims fully know what is riding on this war, and therefore are completely committed to winning, at any cost.
We'd better know it, too, and be likewise committed to winning at any cost.
Why do I go on at such lengths about the results of losing? Simple. Until we recognize the costs of losing, we cannot unite and really put 100% of our thoughts and efforts into winning. And it is going to take that 100% effort to win. So, how can we lose the war? Again, the answer is simple. We can lose the war by "imploding." That is, defeating ourselves by refusing to recognize the enemy and their purpose and failing to dig in and lend full support to the war effort. If we are united, there is no way that we can lose. If we continue to be divided, there is no way that we can win. Let me give you a few examples of how we simply don't comprehend the life and death seriousness of this situation:
President Bush selects Norman Mineta as Secretary of Transportation. Although all of the terrorist attacks were committed by Muslim men between 17 and 40 years of age, Secretary Mineta refuses to allow profiling. Does that sound like we are taking this thing seriously?
This is war! For the duration, we are going to have to give up some of the civil rights to which we have become accustomed. We had better be prepared to lose some of our civil rights temporarily or we will most certainly lose all of them permanently. And don't worry that it is a slippery slope. We gave up plenty of civil rights during WWII, and immediately restored them after the victory .. and, in fact, added many more since that time. Do I blame President Bush or President Clinton before him? No, I blame us for blithely assuming we can maintain all of our Political Correctness and all of our civil rights during this conflict and have a clean, lawful, honorable war.
None of those words apply to war. Get them out of your head. Some have gone so far in their criticism of the war and/or the Administration that it almost seems they would literally like to see us lose. I think some actually do. I hasten to add that this isn't because they are disloyal. It is because they just don't recognize what losing means. Nevertheless, that conduct gives the impression to the enemy that we are divided and weakening. It concerns our friends and it does great damage to our cause.
Of more recent vintage, the uproar fueled by the politicians and media regarding the treatment of some prisoners of war perhaps exemplifies best what I am saying. We have recently had an issue involving the treatment of a few Muslim prisoners of war, by a small group of our military police. These are the type prisoners who just a few months ago were throwing their own people off buildings, cutting off their hands, cutting out their tongues, and otherwise murdering their own just for disagreeing with Saddam Hussein. And, just a few years ago, these same type prisoners chemically killed 400,000 of their own people for the same reason. They are also the same type of enemy fighters who recently were burning Americans and dragging their charred corpses through the streets of Iraq. And, still more recently, the same type of enemy that was and is providing videos to all news sources internationally of the beheading of American prisoners they held.
Compare this with some of our press and politicians, who for several days have thought and talked about nothing else but the "humiliating" of some Muslim prisoners -- not burning them, not dragging their charred corpses through the streets, not beheading them, but "humiliating" them. Can they be for real? The politicians and pundits have even talked of impeachment of the Secretary of Defense.
If this doesn't show the complete lack of comprehension and understanding of the seriousness of the enemy we are fighting, the life-and-death struggle we are in, and the disastrous results of losing this war, nothing can. To bring our country to a virtual political standstill over this prisoner issue makes us look like Nero playing his fiddle as Rome burned -- totally oblivious to what is going on in the real world. Neither we, nor any other country, can survive this internal strife. Again, I say, this does not mean that some of our politicians or media people are disloyal It simply means that they are absolutely oblivious to the magnitude of the situation we are in and into which the Muslim terrorists have been pushing us for many years. These people are a serious and dangerous liability to the war effort. We must take note of who they are and get them out of office. Remember, the Muslim terrorists stated goal is to kill all infidels. That translates into ALL non-Muslims -- not just in the United States, but throughout the world. We are the last bastion of defense.
We have been criticized for many years as being 'arrogant.' That charge is valid. We are arrogant in that we believe that we are so good, powerful, and smart that we can win the hearts and minds of all those who attack us, and that, with both hands tied behind our back, we can defeat anything bad in the world. We can't! If we don't recognize this, our nation, as we know it, will not survive, and no other free country in the world will survive if we are defeated. And, finally, name any Muslim countries throughout the world that allow freedom of speech, freedom of thought, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, equal rights for anyone -- let alone everyone, equal status or any status for women, or that have been productive in one single way that contributes to the good of the world. This has been a long way of saying that we must be united on this war or we will be equated in the history books to the self-inflicted fall of the Roman Empire if, that is, the Muslim leaders will allow history books to be written or read.
If we don't win this war right now, keep a close eye on how the Muslims take over France in the next 5 years or less. They will continue to increase the Muslim population of France and continue to encroach, little by little, on the established French traditions. The French will be fighting among themselves over what should or should not be done, which will continue to weaken them and keep them from any united resolve. Doesn't that sound eerily familiar?
Democracies don't have their freedoms taken away from them by some external military force. Instead, they give their freedoms away, politically correct piece by politically correct piece. And they are giving those freedoms away to those who have shown, worldwide, that they abhor freedom and will not apply it to you or even to themselves, once they are in power. Muslims have universally shown that when they have taken over, they then start brutally killing each other over who the few will be controlling the masses. What is happening in Iraq is a good example. Will we ever stop hearing from the politically correct about the "peaceful Muslims?"
I close on a hopeful note by repeating what I said before: If we are united, there is no way that we can lose. I hope now, after the election, the factions in our country will begin to focus on the critical situation we are in, and will unite to save our country. It is your future we are talking about. Do whatever you can to preserve it. I reiterate: our national election is under way.
After reading the above, we all must do this, not only for ourselves, but for our children, our grandchildren, our country, and our world. Whether Democrat or Republican, conservative or liberal ... and that includes the Politicians and media of our country and the free world.
Please forward this to any you feel may want, or NEED to read it. Our "leaders" in Congress ought to read it, too. There are those who find fault with our country, but it is obvious to anyone who truly thinks through this, that we must UNITE!
Lastly, I wish to add: at the risk of offending, I sincerely think that anyone who rejects this as just another political rant, or doubts the seriousness of this issue, or just deletes it without sending it on, is part of the problem.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Test your Memory - for folks over 40
Here's a little quiz to see how much you remember about some less-than-important things from a few decades back. Even the wrong answers may bring back a memory or two. Have Fun (but no peeking!). Then, forward it to friends and the sender with your score in the box.
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay
3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, "We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really mean
F. We quit
G. He surrendered
4. Good nigh t, David.
A. Good night, Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good Night, Irene
D. Good Night, Gracie
E. See you later, alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night, Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went,
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend,
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo
7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines
9 . Hey, kids, what time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh My
F. Help Help
H. Let's run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, "Trust me"
G. Who eats tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings.
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Mon t ana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Bryl Cream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Greaseball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, wonder, who
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
f. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
g. To outlast Bruto
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV
20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Ma ke you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in you r hand
G. Come in color s
Okay, now scroll down for the answers!
Okay, that's it. Here are the right answers.
1 d - Wonder Bread
2 g - Cassius Clay
3 b - He Is Us
4 a - Good night, Chet
5 g - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs
7 c - Pants On Fire
8 f - The American Way
9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time
10 e - Oh My
11 d - Over 30
12 c - Joe Namath
13 g - A little dab'll do ya
14 g - On Blueberry Hill
15 b - Mary Martin
16 g - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17 d - Who wrote the book of Love
18 b - Cause I eats me spinach
19 a - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
It might help if you are over 60; this is no "pushover"!! Don't forget to put your score in the subject, when you forward this on. Cheers
(I got 19 out of 20)
1. What builds strong bodies 12 ways?
A. Flintstones vitamins
B. The buttmaster
C. Spaghetti
D. Wonder Bread
E. Orange Juice
F. Milk
G. Cod Liver Oil
2. Before he was Muhammed Ali, he was...
A. Sugar Ray Robinson
B. Roy Orbison
C. Gene Autry
D. Rudolph Valentino
E. Fabian
F. Mickey Mantle
G. Cassius Clay
3. Pogo, the comic strip character said, "We have met the enemy and...
A. It's you
B. He is us
C. It's the Grinch
D. He wasn't home
E. He's really mean
F. We quit
G. He surrendered
4. Good nigh t, David.
A. Good night, Chet
B. Sleep well
C. Good Night, Irene
D. Good Night, Gracie
E. See you later, alligator
F. Until tomorrow
G. Good night, Steve
5. You'll wonder where the yellow went,
A. When you use Tide
B. When you lose your crayons
C. When you clean your tub
D. If you paint the room blue
E. If you buy a soft water tank
F. When you use Lady Clairol
G. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6. Before he was the Skipper's Little Buddy, Bob Denver was Dobie's friend,
A. Stuart Whitman
B. Randolph Scott
C. Steve Reeves
D. Maynard G. Krebbs
E. Corky B. Dork
F. Dave the Whale
G. Zippy Zoo
7. Liar, liar...
A. You're a liar
B. Your nose is growing
C. Pants on fire
D. Join the choir
E. Jump up higher
F. On the wire
G. I'm telling Mom
8. Meanwhile, back in Metropolis, Superman fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and...
A. Wheaties
B. Lois Lane
C. TV ratings
D. World peace
E. Red tights
F. The American way
G. News headlines
9 . Hey, kids, what time is it?
A. It's time for Yogi Bear
B. It's time to do your homework
C. It's Howdy Doody Time
D. It's Time for Romper Room
E. It's bedtime
F. The Mighty Mouse Hour
G. Scoopy Doo Time
10. Lions and tigers and bears...
A. Yikes
B. Oh no
C. Gee whiz
D. I'm scared
E. Oh My
F. Help Help
H. Let's run
11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone
A. Over 40
B. Wearing a uniform
C. Carrying a briefcase
D. Over 30
E. You don't know
F. Who says, "Trust me"
G. Who eats tofu
12. NFL quarterback who appeared in a television commercial wearing women's stockings.
A. Troy Aikman
B. Kenny Stabler
C. Joe Namath
D. Roger Stauback
E. Joe Mon t ana
F. Steve Young
G. John Elway
13. Bryl Cream...
A. Smear it on
B. You'll smell great
C. Tame that cowlick
D. Greaseball heaven
E. It's a dream
F. We're your team
G. A little dab'll do ya
14. I found my thrill...
A. In Blueberry muffins
B. With my man, Bill
C. Down at the mill
D. Over the windowsill
E. With thyme and dill
F. Too late to enjoy
G. On Blueberry Hill
15. Before Robin Williams, Peter Pan was played by
A. Clark Gable
B. Mary Martin
C. Doris Day
D. Errol Flynn
E. Sally Fields
F. Jim Carey
G. Jay Leno
16. Name the Beatles
A. John, Steve, George, Ringo
B. John, Paul, George, Roscoe
C. John, Paul, Stacey, Ringo
D. Jay, Paul, George, Ringo
E. Lewis, Peter, George, Ringo
F. Jason, Betty, Skipper, Hazel
G. John, Paul, George, Ringo
17. I wonder, wonder, wonder, who
A. Who ate the leftovers?
B. Who did the laundry?
C. Was it you?
D. Who wrote the book of love?
E. Who I am?
F. Passed the test?
G. Knocked on the door?
18. I'm strong to the finish
A. Cause I eats my broccoli
B. Cause I eats me spinach
C. Cause I lift weights
D. Cause I'm the hero
E. And don't you forget it
f. Cause Olive Oyl loves me
g. To outlast Bruto
19. When it's least expected, you're elected, you're the star today...
A. Smile, you're on Candid Camera
B. Smile, you're on Star Search
C. Smile, you won the lottery
D. Smile, we're watching you
E. Smile, the world sees you
F. Smile, you're a hit
G. Smile, you're on TV
20. What do M & M's do?
A. Make your tummy happy
B. Melt in your mouth, not in your pocket
C. Make you fat
D. Melt your heart
E. Ma ke you popular
F. Melt in your mouth, not in you r hand
G. Come in color s
Okay, now scroll down for the answers!
Okay, that's it. Here are the right answers.
1 d - Wonder Bread
2 g - Cassius Clay
3 b - He Is Us
4 a - Good night, Chet
5 g - When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
6 d - Maynard G. Krebbs
7 c - Pants On Fire
8 f - The American Way
9 c - It's Howdy Doody Time
10 e - Oh My
11 d - Over 30
12 c - Joe Namath
13 g - A little dab'll do ya
14 g - On Blueberry Hill
15 b - Mary Martin
16 g - John, Paul, George, Ringo
17 d - Who wrote the book of Love
18 b - Cause I eats me spinach
19 a - Smile, you're on Candid Camera
20 f - Melt In Your Mouth Not In Your Hand
It might help if you are over 60; this is no "pushover"!! Don't forget to put your score in the subject, when you forward this on. Cheers
(I got 19 out of 20)
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