Stir up your libido - spam for counterfeit or worthless drugs

Subject: Stir up your libido
Sent by: Margarito Bryan
Sent Via Email Address: atr@buffy.tpgi.com.au
Determination: Spam email and most likely is counterfeit or worthless drugs

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Organo Claude medical treatment in Qatar scam spam email

Email sent by: Organo Claude
Sent Via Email: kedokteran@ums.ac.id
Subject: H
Determination: Scam, spam, email

Dear Friend,

I am Organo Claude now undergoing medical treatment in Qatar; I worked with the British Oil and gas Corporation in East London for over a decade I was married for fifteen years without a child while we lived in the uk.My wife died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks in london, I vowed to use my wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society.Since the doctor's has confirmed my situation that I will not live that long I have decided to give out my money to the Poor. Deposited the sum of 62 Million GBP (sixty two Million Great British Pounds Sterling) with my Bank which is in a fixed deposit, Presently this money is still there. Recently, my Doctor's told me that I would not last 17 days due to cancer problem.Though what disturbs me most is my stroke, having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.

I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to the poor and indigent persons, orphanages, and above all those affected in the Tsunami in far Asia and the Hurricane Katrina Disasters. I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth, I took this decision because I do not have any child that will inherit this money and my relatives are not inclined to helping poor people and I do not want my hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner that I would not like, and I also do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision, I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my relatives always around me, I do not want them to know about this new development at this point I regard this as been confidential.

Thank you and May the almighty God bless you till i hear form you.

Regards,
Organo Claude.

Twenty Dollars – Sex Joke

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked or $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he would be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he had been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bankbook which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank, which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for more than three decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'if I’d had any idea what you were doing, i would have given you all my business!'

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.

Amazingly simple home remedies:

Everyone will love these practical and simple home remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers , simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

URGENT PLEASE- scam spam email

Subject: URGENT PLEASE

Sent By: Dr Godwin Ben.

Sent Via Email: officefile12357@cantv.net

Determination Scam spam email.

Attention Please,

Please if you really want your fund to be pick up to you without delay, Kindly go and send only $67.00 because there is no time to delay regarding the transfer of this your Fund, it is good to be good, the lord said that many are called but few are chosen, do listing to anything that I told you because it must surely come to happen, Are you ready to pick up this $6000.00 sent today.

We have concluded to effect your payment through western union$6000.00 daily until the sum $800.000.00 is completely transferred. Meanwhile, I am Dr Godwin Ben. Has western union $6000.00 in your name today. So contact US Western union Agent to pick up this $6000 now: Contact person :( Dr Godwin Ben) .TEL: +229-99473544 E-mail: (westernuiontrs@w.cn )

You should be wondering why am telling you all this, and I pray that ,By the name of Jesus Christ, you should get what ever things you want and God shall supply all your need as stated by his riches in glory through Christ Jesus «Philippines 4 Vs 19, please go ahead to send the money $67.00 only, it is only this $67.00 hold your fund to be set free to you in your country, because I have make all the necessary arrangement to set free your fund total $800,000.00usd to you, I can not deceive you at all because of $67.00 but am only telling you the truth because my Bible say that I am the truth and the life and also "he emphasis that only truth can save, that is the reason why I keep on telling you to go and send the money and receive your fund,

Here is the payment information which you will use to send the $67.00 immediately below is.

Receive Name: Abraham Obioma
Country: Benin Republic
City: Cotonou,
Text Q: How Long?
Answer: 3Hours.
Amount: $67.00
Senders Name:.....
MTCN Number:………

Do not worry about, everything is getting to be OK! .We are waiting to receive the information as soon as possible. Yours in service

Best Regards And God Bless.

Dr Godwin Ben.
Federal western union Federal republic of Benin

Girl at the beach

A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?" He hadn't and said so.

Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

"Well, is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly. "No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

"Well, what is it then? What does she do?" his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, "She's a battery salesperson."

"Batteries?" cried the wife.

"Yes!" he replied.

OOOOH! You're gonna dislike me for this - But it will make your day!

"She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!"