Monday, July 30, 2007

Mexican signs - jokes

Jose and Carlos are panhandling at the freeway offramp, each holding a
sign.

Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot
of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every
day.

Jose says, "Look at your sign."

I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support.

"Now look at mine." Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico

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