Guts or Balls - joke

There is a medical distinction. We have all heard all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below.

A husband is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by his wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

Another husband is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.