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Hello,
I know your website is important to you, and I was wondering if I could go over a few things. I work for a marketing company, and wanted to show some businesses, visually, how they compare to the websites on the first page -- Truly understand why your competition outranks you on the Search Engines.

We have been doing this for years and are great at what we do. We have an extremely knowledgeable staff that sincerely analyze your site; showing you exactly how to increase your rankings.

I'm asking for the opportunity to show you what I can do for your business before you pay a dime. I can do it in 10 to 15 minutes depending on your questions.

I need the best way to reach you and any comments you want me to consider before I do your research.

Thanks,

Lexie Crinshaw
Anderson SEO
P.O. Box 2653
Oceanside, CA 93472

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Where are my car keys?

Several days ago as I left a meeting at our church, I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down. I was looking for my

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Her theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the doors of the church, I came to a terrifying conclusion.

Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

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