home depot joke

the "I" in this story refers to a friend in Colorado ands possibly Texas as both States have experienced the same treatment - BUT BOTH GUYS are still shopping there.

Subject: Home Depot

Just a heads up. There's a big scam going on at the Home Depot Stores.

I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your stuff into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot store. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

Here's how I know this is for real:

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also, three times just yesterday, May 1st, and very likely this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. !!