Monday, May 28, 2007

What it takes to fish joke

First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.

Second guy: "That is nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck".

Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said
a word. So they asked him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to
do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off
my alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said,
"Wear sun-block."

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