The Seven (7) Kinds of Sex – sex jokes

The first kind of sex is called Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The second kind of sex is called Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The third kind of sex is called Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The fourth kind of sex is called Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'F**k You'

The fifth kind of sex is called Religious Sex. (Very Popular)
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The sixth kind of sex is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

...And last but not least

The seventh kind of sex is called Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month, But it’s not enough to enjoy yourself.

Please do not reply to tell me what stage you are in and I have enough problems of my own!