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Saturday, April 28, 2007
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Bear hunting - joke
Bob was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than being mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska, managed to track down the grizzly bear, and shoot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Bob decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear had his way with Bob. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Bob soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Bob. That was my cousin and you've got two choices: Either I maul you to death or I have sex with you."
Again, Bob thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than being mauled to death. So the grizzly had his way with Bob.
Although he survived, it took several months before Bob fully recovered. Now Bob was completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska, managed to track down the grizzly bear, and shoot it.
He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Bob, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
Paypal - phishing scam
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Friday, April 27, 2007
Cracked pot - chain mail joke
An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only
one and a half pots of water
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?"
"That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them."
"For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!
One of the pots had a crack in it while the other pot was perfect and always delivered a full portion of water.
At the end of the long walks from the stream to the house, the cracked pot arrived only half full.
For a full two years this went on daily, with the woman bringing home only
one and a half pots of water
Of course, the perfect pot was proud of its accomplishments.
But the poor cracked pot was ashamed of its own imperfection, and miserable that it could only do half of what it had been made to do.
After two years of what it perceived to be bitter failure, it spoke to the woman one day by the stream.
"I am ashamed of myself, because this crack in my side causes water to leak out all the way back to your house."
The old woman smiled, "Did you notice that there are flowers on your side of the path, but not on the other pot's side?"
"That's because I have always known about your flaw, so I planted flower seeds on your side of the path, and every day while we walk back, you water them."
"For two years I have been able to pick these beautiful flowers to decorate the table.
Without you being just the way you are, there would not be this beauty to grace the house."
Each of us has our own unique flaw. But it's the cracks and flaws we each have that make our lives together so very interesting and rewarding.
You've just got to take each person for what they are and look for the good in them.
SO, to all of my crackpot friends, have a great day and remember to smell the flowers on your side of the path!
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Thursday, April 26, 2007
A newer way to count calories - Joke
In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth and populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs
Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and Krispy Creme Donuts. And Satan said, "You want chocolate with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "and as long as you're at it, add some sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds. And Satan smiled.
And God created the healthful yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found so fair. And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat, and sugar from the cane and combined them. And Woman went from size 6 to size 14.
So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing, buttery croutons and garlic toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts following the repast.
God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetables and olive oil in which to cook them." And Satan brought forth deep fried fish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it "Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good." Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan gave cable TV with a remote control so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering blue light and gained pounds.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them. And Man gained pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that Man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created McDonald's and its 99-cent double cheeseburger. Then said, "You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super size them!" And Satan said, "It is good." And Man went into cardiac arrest.
God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.
Then Satan created HMOs
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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Lottery - spam scam
BRITISH INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON,
LONDON.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
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Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/06 drew the lucky numbers: 20-22-23-26-31-47 (bonus no.02),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £550,000.00 (Five hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterlings)in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
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6.COUNTRY:................................
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:.......................
8.OCCUPATION:.............................
9.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:.................
10.WINNING NUMBER:........................
11.REF NUMBER:............................
12.BATCH NUMBER:..........................
13.AMOUNT WON:............................
14.HOW DO YOU FEEL AS WINNER:.............
NOTE: THIS VERIFICATION FORM SHOULD BE COMPLETELY FILLED BRITISH
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
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LONDON.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION
We happily announce to you the draw (#1104) of the BRITISH INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Friday, 20th, April, 2007
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/06 drew the lucky numbers: 20-22-23-26-31-47 (bonus no.02),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £550,000.00 (Five hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterlings)in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
To file for your claim, please contact our Oversea claims agent Fudiciary Agent:Mr Richard Blakes
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You are to provide the claims agent with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1.FULL NAMES:.............................
2.DATE OF BIRTH:..........................
3.SEX:....................................
4.MARITAL STATUS:.........................
5.CONTACT ADDRESS:........................
6.COUNTRY:................................
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:.......................
8.OCCUPATION:.............................
9.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:.................
10.WINNING NUMBER:........................
11.REF NUMBER:............................
12.BATCH NUMBER:..........................
13.AMOUNT WON:............................
14.HOW DO YOU FEEL AS WINNER:.............
NOTE: THIS VERIFICATION FORM SHOULD BE COMPLETELY FILLED OUT AND E-MAILED BACK TO US
Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE BRITISHINTERNATIONALLOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. James K. Lloyd
Online coordinator for THE BRITISH INTERNATBIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program
CONGRAT...YOU HAVE WON!!!OUT AND E-MAILED BACK TO US
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON,
LONDON.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION
We happily announce to you the draw (#1104) of the BRITISH INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Friday, 20th, April, 2007
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/06 drew the lucky numbers: 20-22-23-26-31-47 (bonus no.02),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £550,000.00 (Five hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterlings)in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
To file for your claim, please contact our Oversea claims agent
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Official Email:winnings_lotteryclaimdep@(E-mail Removed)
You are to provide the claims agent with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1.FULL NAMES:.............................
2.DATE OF BIRTH:..........................
3.SEX:....................................
4.MARITAL STATUS:.........................
5.CONTACT ADDRESS:........................
6.COUNTRY:................................
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:.......................
8.OCCUPATION:.............................
9.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:.................
10.WINNING NUMBER:........................
11.REF NUMBER:............................
12.BATCH NUMBER:..........................
13.AMOUNT WON:............................
14.HOW DO YOU FEEL AS WINNER:.............
NOTE: THIS VERIFICATION FORM SHOULD BE COMPLETELY FILLED BRITISH
INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
28 TAN FIELD ROAD,
CROYDON,
LONDON.
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
WINNING NOTIFICATION
We happily announce to you the draw (#1104) of the BRITISH INTERNATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Friday, 20th, April, 2007
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/06 drew the lucky numbers: 20-22-23-26-31-47 (bonus no.02),which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £550,000.00 (Five hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterlings)in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions,associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
To file for your claim, please contact our Oversea claims agent Fudiciary Agent:Mr Richard Blakes
Official Email:winnings_lotteryclaimdep@(E-mail Removed)
You are to provide the claims agent with the under listed information as soon as possible:
1.FULL NAMES:.............................
2.DATE OF BIRTH:..........................
3.SEX:....................................
4.MARITAL STATUS:.........................
5.CONTACT ADDRESS:........................
6.COUNTRY:................................
7.TELEPHONE NUMBER:.......................
8.OCCUPATION:.............................
9.WINNING E-MAIL ADDRESS:.................
10.WINNING NUMBER:........................
11.REF NUMBER:............................
12.BATCH NUMBER:..........................
13.AMOUNT WON:............................
14.HOW DO YOU FEEL AS WINNER:.............
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Congratulations from me and members of staff of THE BRITISHINTERNATIONALLOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. James K. Lloyd
Online coordinator for THE BRITISH INTERNATBIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program
CONGRAT...YOU HAVE WON!!!OUT AND E-MAILED BACK TO US
Password - Joke
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in
P...
E...
N...
I...
S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.
So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in
P...
E...
N...
I...
S.
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
Robin Williams' plan...
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines They don't want us there, anyway. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it..or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Warm Greetings. - scam
Warm Greetings. I am AMINA ABDULKARIM from Libya. I am married to Late OSMAN ABDULKARIM of blessed memory who is an oil explorer in Libya and Kuwait for twelve years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for twelve years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days. Since his death I too have been battling with both Cancer and fibroid problems. When my late Husband was alive he deposited a substancial amount of money in millions of dollars with a bank oversea. Recently, my doctor told me that I have only six months to live due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either a charity/orphanage home or devoted God fearing individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct herein. I want this organization or individual to use this money in all sincerity to fund charity homes (motherless homes), orphanages, widows. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are into radical organisation and I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an Unholy manner. Hence the reasons for this bold decision. Please, pray for me to recover as your paryers will go a long way in uplifting my spirit. I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, because of the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I don't want them to know about this development.As soon as I receive your reply on Email, shall give you further directives on what to do and how to go about actualising this project. I will also issue a letter of authority to the Deposit Company authorizing them that the said fund Have being willed to you and a copy of such authorization will be forwarded to you. I want you to always pray for me. Any delay in your reply will give room in sourcing for an organization or a devoted Individual for this same purpose. Until I hear from you by email; ladyamina@(email reoved) my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders. Remain blessed. MRS. AMINA ABDULKARIM
Monday, April 23, 2007
Watch - spam
Real Swiss made Rolex copies are as close to the real thing as a copy watch can be.
Not always even the professional experts are incapable to tell the difference from the real Rolex watch. All genuine Swiss Rolex Copies should have the following:
• Full 1-year Warranty
• Solid 14k or 18k Gold on two-toned models
• Guaranteed triple-wrapped gold on all-gold models
• Genuine sapphire crystal - a type of glass that is many times better at resisting scratches than regular glass.
• The color of the gold looks exactly like a genuine Rolex watch
If the retail dealer does not offer this, do not purchase from them!
Copy Watches BAZAAR!
Not always even the professional experts are incapable to tell the difference from the real Rolex watch. All genuine Swiss Rolex Copies should have the following:
• Full 1-year Warranty
• Solid 14k or 18k Gold on two-toned models
• Guaranteed triple-wrapped gold on all-gold models
• Genuine sapphire crystal - a type of glass that is many times better at resisting scratches than regular glass.
• The color of the gold looks exactly like a genuine Rolex watch
If the retail dealer does not offer this, do not purchase from them!
Copy Watches BAZAAR!
HGH - Spam
What is HGH Life?
HGH Life is our patented formula of Human Growth Hormone, amino acids, and the most-potent growth factors, all in one pill. It was designed with anti-aging in mind, and has been noted for increased energy and alertness, stronger muscles and bones, better looking skin, increased libido and overall beneficial health benefits in America and abroad for the last several years.
How does HGH Life work?
HGH Life supplements the ever decreasing amount of growth hormone secreted by the pituitary gland as we get older. The result is youthful feeling and appearance, increased energy, memory and metabolism, stronger immune system function, increased tissue repair, cell replacement, and bone strength, and healthier skin, nails and teeth. In other words, it creates an overall, more youthful you!
Buy HGH Life and become become immune to the passage of time!
HGH Life is our patented formula of Human Growth Hormone, amino acids, and the most-potent growth factors, all in one pill. It was designed with anti-aging in mind, and has been noted for increased energy and alertness, stronger muscles and bones, better looking skin, increased libido and overall beneficial health benefits in America and abroad for the last several years.
How does HGH Life work?
HGH Life supplements the ever decreasing amount of growth hormone secreted by the pituitary gland as we get older. The result is youthful feeling and appearance, increased energy, memory and metabolism, stronger immune system function, increased tissue repair, cell replacement, and bone strength, and healthier skin, nails and teeth. In other words, it creates an overall, more youthful you!
Buy HGH Life and become become immune to the passage of time!
Sunday, April 22, 2007
The National Lottery - Scam spam
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Fax: 44 (0)707-570-0405
FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:
Dear Lucky Winner,
BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to notify you the draw (#915) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on Saturday April 13.
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, and North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.
The result of our computer draw (#915) selected your name and email address attached to e-ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 04-14-23-31-35-41(bonus no.24), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £250,000,00 (Two Hundren and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £456,000,00 shared amongst the first Six (6) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 7 plus bonus.
Your prize award has been insured in your name and is ready for claims. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised to expeditiously contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery Winners within a period of 21 days (date of this email inclusive) for the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank account after all statutory obligations have been satisfactorily dispensed with.
This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £250,000,00 (Two Hundren and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.
Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice.
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below citing the batch and reference numbers to this letter between the hours of 8.00am - 7.30pm on Monday through Friday
Overseas Claims Unit
United Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary
Contact Person: Mr. Frank Keller
Email: info_(email removed)
Phone: +447031902001 or +447011151005
Fax : +44707-570-0405
Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
At your disposal, we remain.
Very Truly Yours,
Sharoon Scott
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
Fax: 44 (0)707-570-0405
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
Fax: 44 (0)707-570-0405
FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION:
Dear Lucky Winner,
BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to notify you the draw (#915) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, Online Sweepstakes International Lottery Program held on Saturday April 13.
Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from a pool of over 25,000 names of distinguished professionals drawn from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Middle-East, parts of Africa, and North & South America as part of our international promotions programme conducted annually to encourage prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your prize awards, you will take part in our subsequent lottery jackpots.
The result of our computer draw (#915) selected your name and email address attached to e-ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 04-14-23-31-35-41(bonus no.24), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £250,000,00 (Two Hundren and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £456,000,00 shared amongst the first Six (6) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 7 plus bonus.
Your prize award has been insured in your name and is ready for claims. To begin your claims therefore, you are advised to expeditiously contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for Overseas Lottery Winners within a period of 21 days (date of this email inclusive) for the processing of your winning and remittance to your designated bank account after all statutory obligations have been satisfactorily dispensed with.
This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £250,000,00 (Two Hundren and Fifty Thousand Pounds Sterling) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.
Please be informed that claims not processed within the stipulated period may be forfeited to the pool without further notice.
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below citing the batch and reference numbers to this letter between the hours of 8.00am - 7.30pm on Monday through Friday
Overseas Claims Unit
United Kingdom Lottery Fiduciary
Contact Person: Mr. Frank Keller
Email: info_(email removed)
Phone: +447031902001 or +447011151005
Fax : +44707-570-0405
Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality, and press anonymity until the end of proceedings, and beyond where they so desire. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
At your disposal, we remain.
Very Truly Yours,
Sharoon Scott
The National Lottery
P O Box 1010
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
Fax: 44 (0)707-570-0405
Business - spam
Just to dispel a common myth about home based business...
Being in business for yourself, doesn't mean being in business by yourself.
In fact, there is very little you'll need to do on your own when you decide to join us.
Here's what I mean:
Why business for yourself doesn't mean being in business by yourself with (name removed) ...
1. You'll be joining one of the fastest growing teams in our entire company, and we are always working together to help build your business, and support your growth.
2. We provide all of the training you'll ever need to succeed, and have a mentorship program in place to ensure you get off to a fast start.
3. There are a ton of tools and resources available to you... like brochures, CDs, DVDs, business cards, phone presentations, and more... for explaining our product and our business. You never have to worry about getting tongue- tied or coming up with the wrong words, as you'll never have to SELL on your own! And you don't have to come up with compelling marketing materials, but that's all done already!
4. The website below is an automated business building system that does almost all of the work for you. It educates, converts, keeps track of prospects, follows up with them, and converts them to paid customers and distributors all on it's own.
See it in action:
(link removed)
You can get a website and automated business building system just like the one above, to harness the power of the internet for your own benefit.
The bottom line, (name removed) is that is a far cry from starting a business from scratch with no one to turn to.
Our business building system is proven... our team is rockin'... and all of the materials are in place for you to use immediately. The only thing left for you to do, is take action. I guess that's the one thing we can't help you do.
All the best,
Being in business for yourself, doesn't mean being in business by yourself.
In fact, there is very little you'll need to do on your own when you decide to join us.
Here's what I mean:
Why business for yourself doesn't mean being in business by yourself with (name removed) ...
1. You'll be joining one of the fastest growing teams in our entire company, and we are always working together to help build your business, and support your growth.
2. We provide all of the training you'll ever need to succeed, and have a mentorship program in place to ensure you get off to a fast start.
3. There are a ton of tools and resources available to you... like brochures, CDs, DVDs, business cards, phone presentations, and more... for explaining our product and our business. You never have to worry about getting tongue- tied or coming up with the wrong words, as you'll never have to SELL on your own! And you don't have to come up with compelling marketing materials, but that's all done already!
4. The website below is an automated business building system that does almost all of the work for you. It educates, converts, keeps track of prospects, follows up with them, and converts them to paid customers and distributors all on it's own.
See it in action:
(link removed)
You can get a website and automated business building system just like the one above, to harness the power of the internet for your own benefit.
The bottom line, (name removed) is that is a far cry from starting a business from scratch with no one to turn to.
Our business building system is proven... our team is rockin'... and all of the materials are in place for you to use immediately. The only thing left for you to do, is take action. I guess that's the one thing we can't help you do.
All the best,
Social Security - chain email
Please send this on to as many people as you can. You’ve got to read this all the way through to the bottom.
I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES, IF HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING LEGISLATION. THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2008.
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE WITH ME ON THIS BY FORWARDING TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.
It doesn't matter if you are republican or democrat! Keep it going!!!! 2008 election issue!!
Get a bill started to place all politicians on soc. Sec.
This must be an issue in "2008" Please keep it going!
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SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan.
In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.
For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.
Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments..
For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00 during the last years of their lives.
This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries.
Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.
Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA..! ZILCH...
This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;
"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK "!
From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer). We can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.
Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits!
Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.
That change would be to:
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us
Then sit back.....
And see how fast they would fix it.
If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve.
How many people CAN you send this to? Better yet...... How many people WILL you send this to?
I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES, IF HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THE FOLLOWING LEGISLATION. THAT INCLUDES EVERYONE STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2008.
LET US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER" AND THE POWER OF THE INTERNET. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE WITH ME ON THIS BY FORWARDING TO EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.
It doesn't matter if you are republican or democrat! Keep it going!!!! 2008 election issue!!
Get a bill started to place all politicians on soc. Sec.
This must be an issue in "2008" Please keep it going!
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SOCIAL SECURITY:
(This is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)
Perhaps we are asking the wrong questions during election years.
Our Senators and Congresswomen do not pay into Social Security and, of course, they do not collect from it.
You see, Social Security benefits were not suitable for persons of their rare elevation in society. They felt they should have a special plan for themselves. So, many years ago they voted in their own benefit plan.
In more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. After all, it is a great plan.
For all practical purposes their plan works like this:
When they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they die.
Except it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments..
For example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect to draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), with their wives drawing $275, 000.00 during the last years of their lives.
This is calculated on an average life span for each of those two Dignitaries.
Younger Dignitaries who retire at an early age, will receive much more during the rest of their lives.
Their cost for this excellent plan is $0.00. NADA..! ZILCH...
This little perk they voted for themselves is free to them. You and I pick up the tab for this plan. The funds for this fine retirement plan come directly from the General Funds;
"OUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK "!
From our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid) into, every payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our employer). We can expect to get an average of $1,000 per month after retirement.
Or, in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bill Bradley's benefits!
Social Security could be very good if only one small change were made.
That change would be to:
Jerk the Golden Fleece Retirement Plan from under the Senators and Congressmen. Put them into the Social Security plan with the rest of us
Then sit back.....
And see how fast they would fix it.
If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and maybe good changes will evolve.
How many people CAN you send this to? Better yet...... How many people WILL you send this to?
Friday, April 20, 2007
PayPal is introducing a new account verification method- Phishing attempt
Dear PayPal Member:
Due to recent account takeovers and unauthorized listings, PayPal is introducing a new account verification method. From time to time, randomly selected accounts are subjected to an advanced verification process based on our merchant accounts/bank relations and customer debit card.
Your account is not suspended, but if in 48 hours after you receive this message your account is not confirmed, we reserve the right to suspend you PayPal registration.
PayPal is committed to assist law enforcement with any inquires related to attempts to misappropiate personal information with the intent to commit fraud or theft.
To confirm your identity with us click here.
(link removed)
Please do not respond to this confirmation e-mail.
Sincerely,
Online Services Team.
Due to recent account takeovers and unauthorized listings, PayPal is introducing a new account verification method. From time to time, randomly selected accounts are subjected to an advanced verification process based on our merchant accounts/bank relations and customer debit card.
Your account is not suspended, but if in 48 hours after you receive this message your account is not confirmed, we reserve the right to suspend you PayPal registration.
PayPal is committed to assist law enforcement with any inquires related to attempts to misappropiate personal information with the intent to commit fraud or theft.
To confirm your identity with us click here.
(link removed)
Please do not respond to this confirmation e-mail.
Sincerely,
Online Services Team.
Crude Golf Joke
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing.
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. She agrees and the man states: "I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied
"No, I won't," he replies.
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
"I'm on the 7th hole," she replied, "and you are a hole behind me. So you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf ball.
On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole."
Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. She agrees and the man states: "I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell?"
"I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied
"No, I won't," he replies.
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he nearly fell off the bar stool.
"See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
Thursday, April 19, 2007
How to stop spam, virus and false emails.
I wish that everyone that forwards emails would follow this good advice. This would definitely cut down on the amount of spam that we receive as the spammers would not be able to capture all of the email addresses that are forwarded. We could all benefit by this excellent advice
Do you really know how to forward e-mails? 50% of us do; 50% DO NOT.
DO you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it? Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their Email addresses and names. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every E-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents for each hit. That’s right, all of that Inconvenience over a nickel! How do you stop it?
Well, there are several easy steps:
(1) When you forward an e-mail, DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message (at the top). That’s right, DELETE them. Highlight them and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever it is you know how to do. It only takes a second. You MUST click the "Forward" button first and then you will have full editing capabilities against the body and headers of the message. It you don't click on
"Forward" first, you won't be able to edit the message at all.
(2) Whenever you send an e-mail to more than one person, do NOT use the To: or CC: fields for adding e-mail addresses. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) field for listing the e-mail addresses. This is the way the people you send to will only see their own e-mail address. If you don't see your BCC: option click on where it says To: and your address list will appear. Highlight the address and choose BCC: and that’s it, it's that easy. When you Bend to BCC: your message Will automatically say "Undisclosed Recipients in the "TO;" field of the people who receive it.
(3) Remove any "FW:" in the subject line. You can re-name the subject if you wish or even fix spelling.
(4) ALWAYS hit your Forward button from the actual e-mail (page) you are reading. Ever get those e-mails that you have to open 10 pages to read the one page with the information on it? By Forwarding from the actual page you wish someone to view I you stop them from having to open many e-mails just to see what you sent.
(5) Have you ever gotten an email that is a petition? It states a position and asks you to add your name and address and to forward it to 10 or 15 people or your entire address book. The e-mall can be forwarded on and on and can collect thousands of names and email addresses.
FACT: The completed petition Is actually worth a couple of bucks to a professional spammer because of the wealth of valid names and email addresses contained therein. If you want to support the petition, send it as your own personal letter to the Intended recipient. Your position may carry more weight as a personal letter than a laundry list of names and email addresses on a petition, (Actually, if you think about it, who's supposed to send the petition in to whatever cause it supports? And don't believe the ones that say that the e-mail is being traced, It just isn’t so!
One of the main ones I hate 15 the ones that say something like, "Send this email to 10 people and you'll see something great run across your screen." Or sometimes they'll just tease you by saying 'something really cute will happen,' IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! (Trust me, I'm still seeing some of the same ones that I waited on 10 years ago!)
I don't let the bad luck ones scare me either, they get trashed. (Could be why I haven't won the lottery) Before you forward an 'Amber Alert', or a 'Virus Alert', or some of the other ones floating around nowadays, check them out before you forward them. Most of them are junk mall that's been Circling the net for YEARS! Just about everything you receive in an email that is in question can be checked out a Snopes. Just go to www.snopes.com. It's really easy to find out if it's real or not. If it's not, please don’t pass It on.
So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses.
Do you really know how to forward e-mails? 50% of us do; 50% DO NOT.
DO you wonder why you get viruses or junk mail? Do you hate it? Every time you forward an e-mail there is information left over from the people who got the message before you, namely their Email addresses and names. As the messages get forwarded along, the list of addresses builds, and builds, and builds, and all it takes is for some poor sap to get a virus, and his or her computer can send that virus to every E-mail address that has come across his computer. Or, someone can take all of those addresses and sell them or send junk mail to them in the hopes that you will go to the site and he will make five cents for each hit. That’s right, all of that Inconvenience over a nickel! How do you stop it?
Well, there are several easy steps:
(1) When you forward an e-mail, DELETE all of the other addresses that appear in the body of the message (at the top). That’s right, DELETE them. Highlight them and delete them, backspace them, cut them, whatever it is you know how to do. It only takes a second. You MUST click the "Forward" button first and then you will have full editing capabilities against the body and headers of the message. It you don't click on
"Forward" first, you won't be able to edit the message at all.
(2) Whenever you send an e-mail to more than one person, do NOT use the To: or CC: fields for adding e-mail addresses. Always use the BCC: (blind carbon copy) field for listing the e-mail addresses. This is the way the people you send to will only see their own e-mail address. If you don't see your BCC: option click on where it says To: and your address list will appear. Highlight the address and choose BCC: and that’s it, it's that easy. When you Bend to BCC: your message Will automatically say "Undisclosed Recipients in the "TO;" field of the people who receive it.
(3) Remove any "FW:" in the subject line. You can re-name the subject if you wish or even fix spelling.
(4) ALWAYS hit your Forward button from the actual e-mail (page) you are reading. Ever get those e-mails that you have to open 10 pages to read the one page with the information on it? By Forwarding from the actual page you wish someone to view I you stop them from having to open many e-mails just to see what you sent.
(5) Have you ever gotten an email that is a petition? It states a position and asks you to add your name and address and to forward it to 10 or 15 people or your entire address book. The e-mall can be forwarded on and on and can collect thousands of names and email addresses.
FACT: The completed petition Is actually worth a couple of bucks to a professional spammer because of the wealth of valid names and email addresses contained therein. If you want to support the petition, send it as your own personal letter to the Intended recipient. Your position may carry more weight as a personal letter than a laundry list of names and email addresses on a petition, (Actually, if you think about it, who's supposed to send the petition in to whatever cause it supports? And don't believe the ones that say that the e-mail is being traced, It just isn’t so!
One of the main ones I hate 15 the ones that say something like, "Send this email to 10 people and you'll see something great run across your screen." Or sometimes they'll just tease you by saying 'something really cute will happen,' IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!!!! (Trust me, I'm still seeing some of the same ones that I waited on 10 years ago!)
I don't let the bad luck ones scare me either, they get trashed. (Could be why I haven't won the lottery) Before you forward an 'Amber Alert', or a 'Virus Alert', or some of the other ones floating around nowadays, check them out before you forward them. Most of them are junk mall that's been Circling the net for YEARS! Just about everything you receive in an email that is in question can be checked out a Snopes. Just go to www.snopes.com. It's really easy to find out if it's real or not. If it's not, please don’t pass It on.
So please, in the future, let's stop the junk mail and the viruses.
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Today everything is not so as always. Today my eyes are full of tears and my soul is ill. Today I have understood how alone I am.
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Today everything is not so as always. Today my eyes are full of tears and my soul is ill. Today I have understood how alone I am.
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I can't realize myself like the woman without you. Only you can help me to become the real woman!
I will wait (link removed)
Sincerely
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gas joke
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south just outside of Washington.
Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
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The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
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Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"
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The driver asks, "On average how much is everyone giving?"
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Wednesday, April 18, 2007
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The speech George Bush should give next.
This would be a wonderful dream come true!.
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a
word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2 Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in
Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night.
My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.
Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq . This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning.
Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world hell-holes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.
In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a
word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.
A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2 Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.
Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in
Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.
It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night.
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Monday, April 16, 2007
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CONGRATULATIONS !!!
You have been chosen by Arizona Federal Credit Union online department to take part in our quick and easy 5 question survey.
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Helping us better understand how our customers feel benefits everyone.
With the information collected we can decide to direct a number of changes to improve and expand our online service.
The information you provide us is all non-sensitive and anonymous - No part of it is handed down to any third party groups.
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home business, one of the biggest motivators was a single,
seemingly stupid question that someone had asked of me.
"Where will you be 5 years from now?"
My first thought was, "well, I have no idea... what does
that have to do with anything?" And then it nagged at me for
days. I started thinking about where I was 5 years ago.
Ugggh... very little had changed.
I was still having trouble saving for retirement. I still
felt overworked and underappreciated. I still didn't have
the kind of time with my family that I wanted.
The thought of being in that same situation 5 years in the
future (or, for heavens sake, 10 years) scared the living
daylights out of me! It was then that I knew it was time to
stop building someone else' s dream - and start building my
own.
Make Sense?
When you visit my website - you'll not only discover a
rewarding and exciting alternative to working for someone
else - but you'll be handed the blueprint to success.
Visit My Website Here:
(link removed)
"Now How Does This Sound..."
I earn money again and again and again for work I do once.
I leverage the efforts of other people... and get paid for
work that they do!
With this automated 24-7 system that you're experiencing
right now... building your business can be as simple as
sending someone to a website and letting the website do all
of the work!
The bottom line is, we have more business building tools in
place that you can imagine. And with 13 years in business ...
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Sunday, April 15, 2007
MAKING A BABY...joke
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.
The Smiths were unable to conceive children anddecided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''
Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!""Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every ime. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
"Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest myCanon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted..
The Smiths were unable to conceive children anddecided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife
goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now; The man should be here soon."
Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to...''
Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you."
"Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?"
"Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat"
After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?"
"Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there."
"Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!""Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every ime. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."
"My, that's a lot!" gasped Mrs. Smith.
"Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that."
"Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly.
The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said.
"Oh my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
"And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with."
"She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith.
"Yes, I'm afraid so I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look."
"Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.
"Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in."
Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?"
"It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away."
"Tripod?"
"Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest myCanon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long."
Mrs. Smith fainted..
Build Me a Bridge
A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gves me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gves me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Todays Viagra spam
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What the hell is this?
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom could stay home to raise the kids and be a homemaker.
-CB
This article approaches a subject that needs a lot of public discussion. When a group's religious views can influence world-wide and peace, they become a matter of interest to us all. These are the people who support war in the Mid East.
In this sentence -- the author sums it up well.
"....And in a strange sense, war is kinda good and peace is kinda bad -- since war is a sign that the end is near and peace on earth is a sign of the Antichrist. Any Christian who doesnA?t agree with all this is deceived at best and a heretic at worst...."
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Troubling Worldview of the 'Rapture-Ready' Christian
by Bill Barnwell
When the subject of the "end-times" comes up, many Christians and non-Christians donnt want to talk about it. Some Christians, annoyed with all the competing theories and terminology just say, "What difference does it make? Jesus is coming back and I just need to be ready." Non-Christians just assume that since Christianity isn't true, then the whole issue doesn't matter. Well, actually, it does matter. I will submit that the popular doctrines of the Left Behind series pose very real threats not only to Christianity, but also to the wider culture.
continued at --
Hello Everyone,
I have posted once in a while to all of these groups over the years. Not a whole lot, but once in a while. Some of you might remember me, others not.
Anyway, I caught a quick headline on the news last night about "Evangelical Climate Initiative", where they said that the Evanelists got together and decided something to the effect of "God made the earth and it was a sin to pollute and destroy the earth, and we need to do something about the greenhouse gasses and climate change." That was all the news really had to say.
So I said, that sounds like the Christians are coming around to the way the old religions have been thinking for years (Hellinic Paganism, Asatru, Wiccan, Druidism, Celtic Paganism, Native American or First Nation Shamanism, or any of the other spiritual paths along these lines).
COMMENTS:
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world and Mom could stay home to raise the kids and be a homemaker.
-CB
This article approaches a subject that needs a lot of public discussion. When a group's religious views can influence world-wide and peace, they become a matter of interest to us all. These are the people who support war in the Mid East.
In this sentence -- the author sums it up well.
"....And in a strange sense, war is kinda good and peace is kinda bad -- since war is a sign that the end is near and peace on earth is a sign of the Antichrist. Any Christian who doesnA?t agree with all this is deceived at best and a heretic at worst...."
--------------------------------------------------
Troubling Worldview of the 'Rapture-Ready' Christian
by Bill Barnwell
When the subject of the "end-times" comes up, many Christians and non-Christians donnt want to talk about it. Some Christians, annoyed with all the competing theories and terminology just say, "What difference does it make? Jesus is coming back and I just need to be ready." Non-Christians just assume that since Christianity isn't true, then the whole issue doesn't matter. Well, actually, it does matter. I will submit that the popular doctrines of the Left Behind series pose very real threats not only to Christianity, but also to the wider culture.
continued at --
Hello Everyone,
I have posted once in a while to all of these groups over the years. Not a whole lot, but once in a while. Some of you might remember me, others not.
Anyway, I caught a quick headline on the news last night about "Evangelical Climate Initiative", where they said that the Evanelists got together and decided something to the effect of "God made the earth and it was a sin to pollute and destroy the earth, and we need to do something about the greenhouse gasses and climate change." That was all the news really had to say.
So I said, that sounds like the Christians are coming around to the way the old religions have been thinking for years (Hellinic Paganism, Asatru, Wiccan, Druidism, Celtic Paganism, Native American or First Nation Shamanism, or any of the other spiritual paths along these lines).
Dog collars - spam
Dear Sirs,
We introduce ourselves as a designer, fabricator and OEM supplier for all pet products. We supply our designed collars as well as undertake fabrication jobwork. We are a Specialist Fabrication Company for undertaking fabrication of the following items as per customer's design/specification in substantial quantity.
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You can also see pictures of our other products on our URL:
(urls removed)
With best regards
Yours Sincerely
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(number removed ) chand nagar
New Delhi-110018 India
We introduce ourselves as a designer, fabricator and OEM supplier for all pet products. We supply our designed collars as well as undertake fabrication jobwork. We are a Specialist Fabrication Company for undertaking fabrication of the following items as per customer's design/specification in substantial quantity.
ELIZABETHAN CLIC COLLARS ( size 7.5 cm to 30 cm) DOG HOODIES/DOG APPARELS /DOG SAFETY VEST/HARNESS (in car use)PET CARRIERS , PET BEDS, PET STRETCHERS,TROLLEY, PET HOUSES (WOODEN) PROGUARD SOFTIE MUZZLES LEATHER COLLARS,LEASH, MUZZLES, HARNESS 2DOG LEASH TRAINING LEADS, MATCHING LEADS & SHOWLEADS FANCY COLLRS. CRYSTAL COLLARS RHINESTONE COLLARS, RHINESTONE BUCKLE COLLARS RHINESTONE NET COLLAR etc.
You can also see pictures of our other products on our URL:
(urls removed)
With best regards
Yours Sincerely
Mr. Rajendra Singh
(number removed ) chand nagar
New Delhi-110018 India
Spell in Heaven - Joke
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for St. Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her. "Hello - How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."
When St. Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," St. Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled 'Love' and St. Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, St. Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
When St. Peter came by, the woman said to him, "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," St. Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled 'Love' and St. Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About a year later, St. Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day.
While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?"
"Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the multi-state lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a huge mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation in Cancun and I went water skiing today. I fell and hit my head, and here I am. What a bummer! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word," the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
Saturday, April 14, 2007
UK removes Holocaust from its school curriculum False
Recently this week, UK removed The Holocaust from its school curriculum because it "offended" the Moslem population which claims it never occurred. This is a frightening tortent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German, Russian and American peoples as well as the Vatican were looking the other way!
Now, more than ever, with Iran, among others, claiming the Holocaust to be "a myth," it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.
This e-mail is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide!
Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world.
Please send this e-mail to 10 people you know and ask them to continue the memorial chain.
(this Email is mostly false as SOME teachers and SOME Schools are not teaching the courses this is not the UK national policy.
More can be read here www.dailymail.co.uk
The US sent a boatload of Jews back to certain death knowing about the death camps and the Vatican as well did nothing)
It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and humiliated with the German, Russian and American peoples as well as the Vatican were looking the other way!
Now, more than ever, with Iran, among others, claiming the Holocaust to be "a myth," it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.
This e-mail is intended to reach 40 million people worldwide!
Join us and be a link in the memorial chain and help us distribute it around the world.
Please send this e-mail to 10 people you know and ask them to continue the memorial chain.
(this Email is mostly false as SOME teachers and SOME Schools are not teaching the courses this is not the UK national policy.
More can be read here www.dailymail.co.uk
The US sent a boatload of Jews back to certain death knowing about the death camps and the Vatican as well did nothing)
Life in 1907
The average life expectancy in the U.S. was 47 years old.
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.
There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S, and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California.
With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union ..
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in the U..S. was 22 Cents per hour.
The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist made $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME .
Ninety percent of all U.S. doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!
Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had a bathtub.
Only 8 percent of the homes had a telephone.
A three-minute call from Denver to New York City cost eleven dollars.
There were only 8,000 cars in the U.S, and only 144 miles of paved roads.
The maximum speed limit in most cities was 10 mph.
Alabama, Mississippi, Iowa, and Tennessee were each more heavily populated than California.
With a mere 1.4 million people, California was only the 21st most populous state in the Union ..
The tallest structure in the world was the Eiffel Tower!
The average wage in the U..S. was 22 Cents per hour.
The average U.S. worker made between $200 and $400 per year.
A competent accountant could expect to earn $2000 per year, a dentist made $2,500 per year, a veterinarian between $1,500 per year, and a mechanical engineer about $5,000 per year.
More than 95 percent of all births in the U.S. took place at HOME .
Ninety percent of all U.S. doctors had NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!
Instead, they attended so-called medical schools, many of which were condemned in the press AND the government as "substandard."
Sugar cost four cents a pound.
Eggs were fourteen cents a dozen.
Coffee was fifteen cents a pound.
Most women only washed their hair once a month, and used borax or egg yolks for shampoo.
Canada passed a law that prohibited poor people from entering into their country for any reason.
Five leading causes of death in the U.S. were:
1. Pneumonia and influenza
2. Tuberculosis
3. Diarrhea
8 critical elements of online success - spam
There are 8 things that a modern marketing company MUST have in place if you want to have success with them as a marketer:
1. Good value product- it must be affordable to the masses, and it has to do what it says it does.
2. Low/ no sign up fee. The days of charging $500-$5,000 to join a business are hopefully coming to an end. There is no reason to charge somebody that much to get started.
3. There must be leverage,in other words, the opportunity to recruit affiliates or distributors so you can make money off their efforts.
4. Strong web-site. The web-site has to be compelling enough that some people will join without even talking to anybody.
5. Exclusive hard to copy product. It can't be a "me to".
6. Pay on volume- in other words, you should be paid on every customer you and your team bring in, for as long as they take the product.
7. Easy to do. There has to be systems in place that allow anybody with a little ambition to have success.
8. A "Sharing" compensation plan. Let's face it, most if people can't endure the start up phases of a business. If the compensation plan rewards people who get started by "placing" people on their team, it's a lot easier to build
their business early on.
How many of these elements do we have? You guessed it- all of them. See for yourself…
(link removed)
And yes, we are new enough that the opportunity is still massive, the "get in early" applies here!
1. Good value product- it must be affordable to the masses, and it has to do what it says it does.
2. Low/ no sign up fee. The days of charging $500-$5,000 to join a business are hopefully coming to an end. There is no reason to charge somebody that much to get started.
3. There must be leverage,in other words, the opportunity to recruit affiliates or distributors so you can make money off their efforts.
4. Strong web-site. The web-site has to be compelling enough that some people will join without even talking to anybody.
5. Exclusive hard to copy product. It can't be a "me to".
6. Pay on volume- in other words, you should be paid on every customer you and your team bring in, for as long as they take the product.
7. Easy to do. There has to be systems in place that allow anybody with a little ambition to have success.
8. A "Sharing" compensation plan. Let's face it, most if people can't endure the start up phases of a business. If the compensation plan rewards people who get started by "placing" people on their team, it's a lot easier to build
their business early on.
How many of these elements do we have? You guessed it- all of them. See for yourself…
(link removed)
And yes, we are new enough that the opportunity is still massive, the "get in early" applies here!
Friday, April 13, 2007
Drug spam
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Thursday, April 12, 2007
let's learn each other - spam
Hello, my dear friend
It is not easy to write the first letter to man I have never seen. I have been thinking a lot before I made this first step and I hope you accept it and support me.
I have read your profile and found a lot of common between us. I like traveling, swimming, walking along the sea shore, theatre. I am cheerful and energy, well balanced and flexible person. I don't have too many dislikes.
What I don't want to do, I don't do. I seldom have contact with people that carry around too many dislikes. If there is hope to remedy them, I tell them. People fail in life most because they don't say what they really want.
And this is the reason why they accumulate dislikes. What do I like? Some of it you have already learned from my profile: I like my life, my job, and the way I've developed as a person over the years.
I think it is not polite to start all sentences from "I" or "I am". I would like to hear something about you. Tell me more about yourself. I am here to meet my beloved and special ONE. I wish him to understand my inner world and to share his rich inner world.
Today I had felt the smell of spring outside and I believe hot sunny summer will come soon though the streets are full of snow. My dreams about YOU are realistic as well. I hope to get letter from you at (link removed) to start our communication and will be pleased to answer your questions you may have.
Waiting for your response
Olya
It is not easy to write the first letter to man I have never seen. I have been thinking a lot before I made this first step and I hope you accept it and support me.
I have read your profile and found a lot of common between us. I like traveling, swimming, walking along the sea shore, theatre. I am cheerful and energy, well balanced and flexible person. I don't have too many dislikes.
What I don't want to do, I don't do. I seldom have contact with people that carry around too many dislikes. If there is hope to remedy them, I tell them. People fail in life most because they don't say what they really want.
And this is the reason why they accumulate dislikes. What do I like? Some of it you have already learned from my profile: I like my life, my job, and the way I've developed as a person over the years.
I think it is not polite to start all sentences from "I" or "I am". I would like to hear something about you. Tell me more about yourself. I am here to meet my beloved and special ONE. I wish him to understand my inner world and to share his rich inner world.
Today I had felt the smell of spring outside and I believe hot sunny summer will come soon though the streets are full of snow. My dreams about YOU are realistic as well. I hope to get letter from you at (link removed) to start our communication and will be pleased to answer your questions you may have.
Waiting for your response
Olya
Examples of spinner - spam
(both these spam can from the same database. Note the similarities:)
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Help for every person all over the whole world
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Hello, this is your chance to Heal your healt!
We have various preparations that will aid you For the real men we have our special offer Just CLICK here! (link removed) Come on start a new life with our preparations!!!
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Plastic in microwaves Cancer warning - urban legend
Confirmed false by Snopes
1. No plastic containers in micro.
2. No water bottles in freezer.
3. No plastic wrap in microwave.
Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Dioxin chemicals cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.
Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital, was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers.
This especially applies to foods that contain fat.
He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body.
Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers forheating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else.
Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.
Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead.
1. No plastic containers in micro.
2. No water bottles in freezer.
3. No plastic wrap in microwave.
Johns Hopkins has recently sent this out in its newsletters. This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center as well. Dioxin chemicals cause cancer, especially breast cancer. Dioxins are highly poisonous to the cells of our bodies. Don't freeze your plastic bottles with water in them as this releases dioxins from the plastic.
Recently, Dr. Edward Fujimoto, Wellness Program Manager at Castle Hospital, was on a TV program to explain this health hazard. He talked about dioxins and how bad they are for us. He said that we should not be heating our food in the microwave using plastic containers.
This especially applies to foods that contain fat.
He said that the combination of fat, high heat, and plastics releases dioxin into the food and ultimately into the cells of the body.
Instead, he recommends using glass, such as Corning Ware, Pyrex or ceramic containers forheating food. You get the same results, only without the dioxin. So such things as TV dinners, instant ramen and soups, etc., should be removed from the container and heated in something else.
Paper isn't bad but you don't know what is in the paper. It's just safer to use tempered glass Corning Ware, etc. He reminded us that a while ago some of the fast food restaurants moved away from the foam containers to paper. The dioxin problem is one of the reasons.
Also, he pointed out that plastic wrap, such as Saran, is just as dangerous when placed over foods to be cooked in the microwave. As the food is nuked, the high heat causes poisonous toxins to actually melt out of the plastic wrap and drip into the food. Cover food with a paper towel instead.
Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins - urban legend
Confirmed False as per Snopes
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented multiplying and forming tumors.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be molasses, but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and hole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented multiplying and forming tumors.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be molasses, but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in color. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened soy milk cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and hole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrified and leads to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.
Love Dress – Texas style Joke
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Mike loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.........
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Anatrim Spam part 2
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demonstrating their talent for comedy—stroke
XVII. Greenland
More beautiful than anything in this world.
The winged winds, captives of that age-old foe
The winter road from the St. Simeon farm
A matter of getting all that right . . .
Down the road, at Cypress Gardens, a woman
Trampled snow is the only rose.
XIX. Jones Sound and Beaufort Sea
In Winter Haven, the ballplayers are stretching
That neither the motionless farm couple trudging
The high whites spread over the buried earth.
It's snowing, it's returning to a town
And I would like
IX. After the Great Northern Expedition
shortcake, waffles, berries and cream
And so I gaze avidly
Two of us, Docteur and Madame Machin, who stand
Given by nature will soak into it
XVII. Greenland
More beautiful than anything in this world.
The winged winds, captives of that age-old foe
The winter road from the St. Simeon farm
A matter of getting all that right . . .
Down the road, at Cypress Gardens, a woman
Trampled snow is the only rose.
XIX. Jones Sound and Beaufort Sea
In Winter Haven, the ballplayers are stretching
That neither the motionless farm couple trudging
The high whites spread over the buried earth.
It's snowing, it's returning to a town
And I would like
IX. After the Great Northern Expedition
shortcake, waffles, berries and cream
And so I gaze avidly
Two of us, Docteur and Madame Machin, who stand
Given by nature will soak into it
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Jury scam for Social Numbers
Most of us take the summons for jury duty seriously, but enough people skip out on their civic duty, that a new and ominous kind of scam has surfaced. Fall for it and your identity could be stolen, reports CBS.
In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers.
Give out any of this information and.... Bingo! Your identity has just been stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states. This scam is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system.
The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers about the fraud.
In this con, someone calls pretending to be a court official who threateningly says a warrant has been issued for your arrest because you didn't show up for jury duty. The caller claims to be a jury coordinator. If you protest that you never received a summons for jury duty, the scammer asks you for your Social Security number and date of birth so he or she can verify the information and cancel the arrest warrant. Sometimes they even ask for credit card numbers.
Give out any of this information and.... Bingo! Your identity has just been stolen. The scam has been reported so far in 11 states. This scam is particularly insidious because they use intimidation over the phone to try to bully people into giving information by pretending they're with the court system.
The FBI and the federal court system have issued nationwide alerts on their web sites, warning consumers about the fraud.
Never again (joke)
As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a graveside service for a homeless man, with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be laid to rest there.
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a
typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.
As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and
"Glory!" I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before, from
Genesis all the way to Revelation.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I was
opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers
saying to another, "I ain't never seen nothing like that before and I've
been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and being a
typical man did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late. I saw the backhoe and the crew, who were eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in sight.
I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my heart and soul.
As I preached the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise the Lord," and
"Glory!" I preached, and I preached, like I'd never preached before, from
Genesis all the way to Revelation.
I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. As I was
opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of the workers
saying to another, "I ain't never seen nothing like that before and I've
been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."
Sunday, April 8, 2007
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