The Birds and the Bees - Jokes

A father asked his 13-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," he said, bursting into tears "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech.

At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.

If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.