THIS HAS TO BE A MINNESOTA DR
Subject: Dr. Sven and Ole
Doctor Sven wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant. 'Ole, I am goin' huntin' tomorrow and don't vant to close da clinic. I vant you to take care of da clinic and take care of all my patients'.
'Yah! Sure!' answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: 'So, Ole, how vas your day?'
Ole told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first von had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.'
'Very good, and the second von?' asks Doctor Sven.
'The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,' says Ole.
Excellent! You're good at dis and vhat about the third von?' asks the doctor.
'Vell Dr. Sven, I was sittin here and suddenly da door opens and a woman enters. Yust like dat she undresses herself, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on da table and
shouts: HELP ME - I haven't seen a man in over two years!!
'Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
I put drops in her eyes!!
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