Saturday, September 13, 2008

Resimay - Resume joke

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can s tart emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pooleroyd pickture of me.
Resimay - Resume joke
Employer's response:

Dear Bryan,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.
See you Monday.

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