Federal Rebate Check - political joke

Federal Rebate Check

Our president said each one of us would get $300, it was $800 but Congress dropped it to a $300 tax rebate. As I told you yesterday if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China, if we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs or Hugo Chavez, and neither will help the American economy

The way I see it, we need to keep that money here in America, so the only way to keep that money here at home is to buy more beer or spend it on prostitution, that is the only business still in the U.S.