A little old jewish lady... A Tale of Two Garbage Bags

A Tale of Two Garbage Bags

A little old Jewish lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and every once in a while a $20 bill comes flying out of it onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stops her. 'Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag.'

' Vell, you don't say!' says the little old lady.....'I'd best be going back and see if I can still find the ones that I lost.... Thanks for the warning officer!

'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get all that money? 'Did you steal it?'

'Oy, no', says the little old lady. You see, my backyard backs up to the lot of Lambeau Field. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in my bushes and right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks his schwantz through the bushes, so,I tell them- '$20 or off it comes!'

'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'OK, well good luck, then! By the way,what's in the other bag?'

'Vell,' says the little old lady, 'I'll tell you........some of those schmucks think I'm bluffing..