Popular culture is loaded with myths and half-truths. Most are harmless. But when doctors start believing medical myths, perhaps it's time to worry.
In the British Medical Journal this week, researchers looked into several common misconceptions, from the belief that a person should drink eight glasses of water per day to the notion that reading in low light ruins your eyesight.
"We got fired up about this because we knew that physicians accepted these beliefs and were passing this information along to their patients," said Dr. Aaron Carroll, assistant professor of pediatrics at the Indiana University School of Medicine. "And these beliefs are frequently cited in the popular media."
And so here they are, so that you can inform your doctor:
Myth: We use only 10 percent of our brains.
Fact: Physicians and comedians alike, including Jerry Seinfeld, love to cite this one. It's sometimes erroneously credited to Albert Einstein. But MRI scans, PET scans and other imaging studies show no dormant areas of the brain, and even viewing individual neurons or cells reveals no inactive areas, the new paper points out. Metabolic studies of how brain cells process chemicals show no nonfunctioning areas. The myth probably originated with self-improvement hucksters in the early 1900s who wanted to convince people that they had yet not reached their full potential, Carroll figures. It also doesn't jibe with the fact that our other organs run at full tilt.
Myth: You should drink at least eight glasses of water a day.
Fact: "There is no medical evidence to suggest that you need that much water," said Dr. Rachel Vreeman, a pediatrics research fellow at the university and co-author of the journal article. Vreeman thinks this myth can be traced back to a 1945 recommendation from the Nutrition Council that a person consume the equivalent of 8 glasses (64 ounces) of fluid a day. Over the years, "fluid" turned to water. But fruits and vegetables, plus coffee and other liquids, count.
Myth: Fingernails and hair grow after death.
Fact: Most physicians queried on this one initially thought it was true. Upon further reflection, they realized it's impossible. Here's what happens: "As the body’s skin is drying out, soft tissue, especially skin, is retracting," Vreeman said. "The nails appear much more prominent as the skin dries out. The same is true, but less obvious, with hair. As the skin is shrinking back, the hair looks more prominent or sticks up a bit."
Myth: Shaved hair grows back faster, coarser and darker.
Fact: A 1928 clinical trial compared hair growth in shaved patches to growth in non-shaved patches. The hair which replaced the shaved hair was no darker or thicker, and did not grow in faster. More recent studies have confirmed that one. Here's the deal: When hair first comes in after being shaved, it grows with a blunt edge on top, Carroll and Vreeman explain. Over time, the blunt edge gets worn so it may seem thicker than it actually is. Hair that's just emerging can be darker too, because it hasn't been bleached by the sun.
Myth: Reading in dim light ruins your eyesight.
Fact: The researchers found no evidence that reading in dim light causes permanent eye damage. It can cause eye strain and temporarily decreased acuity, which subsides after rest.
Myth: Eating turkey makes you drowsy.
Fact: Even Carroll and Vreeman believed this one until they researched it. The thing is, a chemical in turkey called tryptophan is known to cause drowsiness. But turkey doesn't contain any more of it than does chicken or beef. This myth is fueled by the fact that turkey is often eaten with a colossal holiday meal, often accompanied by alcohol — both things that will make you sleepy.
Myth: Mobile phones are dangerous in hospitals.
Fact: There are no known cases of death related to this one. Cases of less-serious interference with hospital devices seem to be largely anecdotal, the researchers found. In one real study, mobile phones were found to interfere with 4 percent of devices, but only when the phone was within 3 feet of the device. A more recent study, this year, found no interference in 300 tests in 75 treatment rooms. To the contrary, when doctors use mobile phones, the improved communication means they make fewer mistakes.
"Whenever we talk about this work, doctors at first express disbelief that these things are not true," said Vreeman said. "But after we carefully lay out medical evidence, they are very willing to accept that these beliefs are actually false."
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Weeweechu
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on the
beach by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang....."
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
beach by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang....."
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!
NOW GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Pocket Taser Stun Gun - Is it a Great Gift for the Wife?
Last weekend I saw something at the Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 22nd anniversary, and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife. What I came across was a 100,000-volt, pocket/purse-sized Taser. The consequences of the Taser were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse effects on her assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety.... WAY TOO COOL!
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Ok, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?!!!
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5 inches long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference -- pretty cute, really -- and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries, thinking to myself, "No possible way!"
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.....
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, "Don't do it, master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.... I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a Taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative.
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up, and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there???
My triceps, right thigh, were still burning and twitching. My face felt as if it had been shot up with Novocain and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
Still in shock
Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two triple-A batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button AND pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arch of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs. Awesome!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to wife what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Ok, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right?!!!
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, Taser in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5 inches long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference -- pretty cute, really -- and loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries, thinking to myself, "No possible way!"
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.....
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as if to say, "Don't do it, master," reasoning that a one-second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad.... I decided to give myself a one-second burst just for the heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and HOLY WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, and then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs. The cat was standing over me making meowing sounds I had never heard before, licking my face.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to "mug" yourself with a Taser, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one-second burst when you zap yourself. You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor. A three-second burst would be considered conservative.
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up, and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. How did they get up there???
My triceps, right thigh, were still burning and twitching. My face felt as if it had been shot up with Novocain and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
Still in shock
CHILI COOK-OFFS
For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is!
They actually have a chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! You will likely want to read this behind closed doors because, if you are like me, you will be howling out loud.
INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER
Notes from An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.
The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.
I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told men I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event:
CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out, I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA; I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. Bitch is starting to look HOT just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very Impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.
The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage, Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.
It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks!
CHILI # 6 VERA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames.
I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair.
No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally; she must be kinkier than I thought.
Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!
CHILI # 7 SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment.
I should take note that I am worried about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water.
My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt.
At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 LESTER'S LAST OF THE RED-HOT LOVER'S CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot.
Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chili?
They actually have a chili cook-off about the time the rodeo comes to town. It takes up a major portion of the parking lot at the Astrodome! You will likely want to read this behind closed doors because, if you are like me, you will be howling out loud.
INEXPERIENCED CHILI TASTER
Notes from An Inexperienced Chili Tester Named FRANK, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off.
The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge’s table asking directions to the beer wagon, when the call came.
I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told men I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the event:
CHILI # 1 MIKE'S MANIAC MOBSTER MONSTER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.
JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out, I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.
CHILI # 2 ARTHUR'S AFTERBURNER CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Smokey, with a hint of pork. Slight Jalapeno tang.
JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavor needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
FRANK: Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.
CHILI # 3 FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI
JUDGE ONE: Excellent firehouse chili! Great kick. Needs more beans.
JUDGE TWO: A bean less chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
FRANK: Call the EPA; I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back; now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting shit-faced from all the beer.
CHILI # 4 BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC
JUDGE ONE: Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
JUDGE TWO: Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
FRANK: I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it, is it possible to burnout taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills; that 300 lb. Bitch is starting to look HOT just like this nuclear waste I'm eating. Is chili an aphrodisiac?
CHILI # 5 LINDA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER
JUDGE ONE: Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very Impressive.
JUDGE TWO: Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
FRANK: My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted and four people behind me needed paramedics.
The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage, Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from a pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off.
It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks!
CHILI # 6 VERA’S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY
JUDGE ONE: Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spice and peppers.
JUDGE TWO: The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
FRANK: My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames.
I shit myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair.
No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that slut Sally; she must be kinkier than I thought.
Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone!
CHILI # 7 SUSAN’S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
JUDGE TWO: Ho Hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment.
I should take note that I am worried about Judge Number 3, He appears to be in a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
FRANK: You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a damn thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water.
My shirt is covered with chili which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava-like shit to match my damn shirt.
At least during the autopsy they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing, it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.
CHILI # 8 LESTER'S LAST OF THE RED-HOT LOVER'S CHILI
JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare it's existence.
JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot.
Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself.
Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot chili?
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Performance Reviews
For everyone who has ever received or given an evaluation, just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from (USA) FEDERAL Government employee performance evaluations.
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus ~ 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one is bored, he's the other one."
18. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
19. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
20. "Gates are down, the light are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
21. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
22. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
23. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
24. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
25. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
26. "One neuron short of a synapse."
27. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
28. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60 minutes'."
1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."
2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."
3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."
7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."
8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."
9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."
11. "A gross ignoramus ~ 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
13. "He's been working with glue too much."
14. "He would argue with a signpost."
15. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
16. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
17. "If you see two people talking and one is bored, he's the other one."
18. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
19. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."
20. "Gates are down, the light are flashing, but the train isn't coming."
21. "He's got two brain cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."
22. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."
23. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."
24. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."
25. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
26. "One neuron short of a synapse."
27. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."
28. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60 minutes'."
Saturday, October 20, 2007
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Your Help Would Be Appreciated - Spam
(Background checks shows these spammers have a lousy childish web site and in our opinion they charge way to much for their services. A further note is that this may be the same spammer who was busted Here. )
We need your help. Could you direct us to the person within your company who is in charge of sales? Your help would be greatly appreciated.
We are a marketing consulting firm that has a number of independent reps and distributors who are looking to represent a company like yours but do not know whom to contact. We have increased sales for other companies through qualified sales people that only get paid on results.
Our firm has over 45 years of experience in sales & marketing with a database of over 65,000 reps and distributors, from which we select, contact, screen and contract. We offer increased sales by providing motivated and experienced sales reps and distributors that know how to deliver fast results through their established customer base.
The name of a contact would be greatly appreciated so we can explain our program in more detail. If anyone in your organization would like an immediate electronic brochure, just email us. Phone calls are welcome.
Regards,
Hency A Bunner
President
Proact 2000 LLC
12123 Shelbyville Road
Suite 100 - 173
Louisville, KY 40243
Phone: 502-244-8924
Fax: 502-244-8964
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This email transmission contains privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the individual or entities named above. If this email was received in error or if read by a party which is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, disclosure, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error or are unsure whether it contains confidential or privileged information or you do not wish to receive any future mailing from us, please immediately notify us by email or telephone.
You are instructed to destroy any and all copies, electronic, paper or otherwise, which you may have of this communication if you are not the intended recipient. Receipt of this communication by any party shall not be deemed a waiver of any legal privilege of any type whatsoever as such privilege may relate to the sender.
Update April 2nd 2008 an email was sent to one of our harvested email addresses that stated:
"When we put our website "proact 2000" into google we get the following website. We have talked to google who gave us your website as who is listing this website with google. Statements made on this website are false and misleading. Prior reporting you to your hosting provider and our attorney, you need to remove this reference. We will give you 5 business days to to remove this reference on this website before we take action."
Obviously we have the right to say when we feel as though someone overcharges as well as bring up the fact they they SPAM people with harvested email addresses.
This is the lowest form of marketing and what amazes me is that on their web site that they claim that they:
"uses target marketing and not broadcast marketing to get your message across to your potential customers at a fraction of the cost of marketers and advertisers."
Our Determination: STOP SPAMMING! Don't interfere with our first amendment rights, and maybe you should build a better web site that gets found easier than this piece of crap blog.
Update 04-03-08 When asking the spammer further clarification via email about their email's statements to us and requesting the name and number of a person to speak to the response sent to us was:
Sent by: proact2000
Sent Via Email: proact2000@insightbb.com
Subject: Remove Me From Google Immediately
I do not have to defend myself. I will not carry on a dialog with you. You will hear from my attorney. Do not contact me again.
(Funny that a spammer asks me - someone filling my inbox wasting my time that I do not contact him!)
We need your help. Could you direct us to the person within your company who is in charge of sales? Your help would be greatly appreciated.
We are a marketing consulting firm that has a number of independent reps and distributors who are looking to represent a company like yours but do not know whom to contact. We have increased sales for other companies through qualified sales people that only get paid on results.
Our firm has over 45 years of experience in sales & marketing with a database of over 65,000 reps and distributors, from which we select, contact, screen and contract. We offer increased sales by providing motivated and experienced sales reps and distributors that know how to deliver fast results through their established customer base.
The name of a contact would be greatly appreciated so we can explain our program in more detail. If anyone in your organization would like an immediate electronic brochure, just email us. Phone calls are welcome.
Regards,
Hency A Bunner
President
Proact 2000 LLC
12123 Shelbyville Road
Suite 100 - 173
Louisville, KY 40243
Phone: 502-244-8924
Fax: 502-244-8964
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:
This email transmission contains privileged and confidential information intended only for the use of the individual or entities named above. If this email was received in error or if read by a party which is not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, disclosure, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. If you have received this communication in error or are unsure whether it contains confidential or privileged information or you do not wish to receive any future mailing from us, please immediately notify us by email or telephone.
You are instructed to destroy any and all copies, electronic, paper or otherwise, which you may have of this communication if you are not the intended recipient. Receipt of this communication by any party shall not be deemed a waiver of any legal privilege of any type whatsoever as such privilege may relate to the sender.
Update April 2nd 2008 an email was sent to one of our harvested email addresses that stated:
"When we put our website "proact 2000" into google we get the following website. We have talked to google who gave us your website as who is listing this website with google. Statements made on this website are false and misleading. Prior reporting you to your hosting provider and our attorney, you need to remove this reference. We will give you 5 business days to to remove this reference on this website before we take action."
Obviously we have the right to say when we feel as though someone overcharges as well as bring up the fact they they SPAM people with harvested email addresses.
This is the lowest form of marketing and what amazes me is that on their web site that they claim that they:
"uses target marketing and not broadcast marketing to get your message across to your potential customers at a fraction of the cost of marketers and advertisers."
Our Determination: STOP SPAMMING! Don't interfere with our first amendment rights, and maybe you should build a better web site that gets found easier than this piece of crap blog.
Update 04-03-08 When asking the spammer further clarification via email about their email's statements to us and requesting the name and number of a person to speak to the response sent to us was:
Sent by: proact2000
Sent Via Email: proact2000@insightbb.com
Subject: Remove Me From Google Immediately
I do not have to defend myself. I will not carry on a dialog with you. You will hear from my attorney. Do not contact me again.
(Funny that a spammer asks me - someone filling my inbox wasting my time that I do not contact him!)
Aggiornamento: Reply Urgently - scam spam email
Aggiornato: Reply Urgently
Dall'organizzatore: Mark Taylor
Messaggio: Dear Sir,
My name is Mark Taylor, I am a regional manager with the Barclays Bank Plc , London-UK. I am writing to solicit your urgent assistance in the transfer of GBP 12,750.000.00.This fund was made by my branch as excess after the last year auditing. I have submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2006 to my head office and they will never know of this excess. I have placed this fund on a suspence account without a beneficiary. Reply urgently for more details.
Data: sabato, 20 ottobre 2007
Ora: 9:00 - 10:00 (GMT +01:00)
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Dall'organizzatore: Mark Taylor
Messaggio: Dear Sir,
My name is Mark Taylor, I am a regional manager with the Barclays Bank Plc , London-UK. I am writing to solicit your urgent assistance in the transfer of GBP 12,750.000.00.This fund was made by my branch as excess after the last year auditing. I have submitted an approved end of the year report for the year 2006 to my head office and they will never know of this excess. I have placed this fund on a suspence account without a beneficiary. Reply urgently for more details.
Data: sabato, 20 ottobre 2007
Ora: 9:00 - 10:00 (GMT +01:00)
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Create Multiple Streams of Income for a Buck - scam email spam
(I think I will sign right up!)
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Confirmation link - Cialis email spam
(Great speelin dude!)
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When you are young and stressed up…
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COMPENSATION - scam email spam
(This one seems so real!)
COMPLEMENT OF THE SEASON.
I HOPE THAT THIS MAIL FIND YOU IN AN EXCELLENT CONDITION OF HEALTH.
I?M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED UNDER THE CO-OPERATION OF A NEW PARTNER FROM PARAGUAY. PRESENTLY I'M IN PARAGUAY, FOR INVESTMENT PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE TOTAL SUM.
MEANWHILE I DIDN'T FORGET YOU?RE PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN TRANSFERRING THOSE FUNDS DESPITE THAT IT FAILED US SOME HOW.
NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN NIGERIA HER NAME IS MISS. VIVIAN OBI AND HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS, )vivianobi19(at)yahoo.com(, ASK HER TO SEND YOU THE BANK DRAFT TOTAL $1,000,000 WHICH I KEPT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION FOR ALL YOUR PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MATTER.
I APPRECIATED YOUR EFFORTS AT THAT TIME VERY MUCH .SO FEEL FREE AND GET IN TOUCH WITH MY SECRETARY MISS. VIVAN OB AND INSTRUCT HER WHERE TO SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU.
PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE IT SO THAT WE CAN SHARE THE JOY AFTER ALL THE SUFFERINGS AT THAT TIME. I'M VERY BUSY HERE BECAUSE OF THE INVESTMENT PROJECTS WHICH ME AND THE NEW PARTNER ARE HAVING AT HAND, FINALLY, REMEMBER THAT I HAD FORWARDED INSTRUCTION TO MY SECRETARY ON YOUR BEHALF TO RECEIVE THOSE MONEYS FEEL FREE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MISS. VIVIAN OBI SHE WILL SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO KEEP ME POSTING.
WITH BEST REGARDS,
MR JEFF EZE
COMPLEMENT OF THE SEASON.
I HOPE THAT THIS MAIL FIND YOU IN AN EXCELLENT CONDITION OF HEALTH.
I?M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED UNDER THE CO-OPERATION OF A NEW PARTNER FROM PARAGUAY. PRESENTLY I'M IN PARAGUAY, FOR INVESTMENT PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE TOTAL SUM.
MEANWHILE I DIDN'T FORGET YOU?RE PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN TRANSFERRING THOSE FUNDS DESPITE THAT IT FAILED US SOME HOW.
NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN NIGERIA HER NAME IS MISS. VIVIAN OBI AND HER EMAIL ADDRESS IS, )vivianobi19(at)yahoo.com(, ASK HER TO SEND YOU THE BANK DRAFT TOTAL $1,000,000 WHICH I KEPT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION FOR ALL YOUR PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MATTER.
I APPRECIATED YOUR EFFORTS AT THAT TIME VERY MUCH .SO FEEL FREE AND GET IN TOUCH WITH MY SECRETARY MISS. VIVAN OB AND INSTRUCT HER WHERE TO SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU.
PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE IT SO THAT WE CAN SHARE THE JOY AFTER ALL THE SUFFERINGS AT THAT TIME. I'M VERY BUSY HERE BECAUSE OF THE INVESTMENT PROJECTS WHICH ME AND THE NEW PARTNER ARE HAVING AT HAND, FINALLY, REMEMBER THAT I HAD FORWARDED INSTRUCTION TO MY SECRETARY ON YOUR BEHALF TO RECEIVE THOSE MONEYS FEEL FREE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH MISS. VIVIAN OBI SHE WILL SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO KEEP ME POSTING.
WITH BEST REGARDS,
MR JEFF EZE
Beach Bum - $237,000 From Lap Top - scam spam email
(scam email)
I wanted to tell you about this website I found that guar- antees up to $1000-$5000 per week.
http://rocketcpa.com/t/c/789/iw1/tz33282.html
You can work from you own home with no inventory to carry around and no monthly products to buy. There is unlimited income potential.
If you are serious about spending more time with your family then you MUST check this out.
I am doing and I can tell you it works.
http://rocketcpa.com/t/c/789/iw1/tz33282.html
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Attorney Jack Benson Esq (Read and Reply) - spam scam email
(Obvious scam email. Note German at the bottom)
Dear Correspondent.
I am compelled to write you this email for the following reason:-
One of my clients, who is now deceased, in his Will, left his entire Estate and Cash deposit, valued millions of US dollars., The truth is that l does not know if you are the beneficiary or not. For over two years, I have tried effortlessly to locate the person on the will without Success, which mandated me to contact you.
Can you get back to me urgently if you are capable of investing these? Funds in any profitable ventures in your domain? You can reach me via this email address: attorneybenson(at)strompost.com for further Explanation.
Regards,
Attorney Jack Benson Esq
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Diese Nachricht wurde auf Viren und andere gefährliche Inhalte untersucht und ist - aktuelle Virenscanner vorausgesetzt - sauber.
MailScanner dankt transtec Computer für die freundliche Unterstützung.
Dear Correspondent.
I am compelled to write you this email for the following reason:-
One of my clients, who is now deceased, in his Will, left his entire Estate and Cash deposit, valued millions of US dollars., The truth is that l does not know if you are the beneficiary or not. For over two years, I have tried effortlessly to locate the person on the will without Success, which mandated me to contact you.
Can you get back to me urgently if you are capable of investing these? Funds in any profitable ventures in your domain? You can reach me via this email address: attorneybenson(at)strompost.com for further Explanation.
Regards,
Attorney Jack Benson Esq
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MailScanner dankt transtec Computer für die freundliche Unterstützung.
Friday, October 19, 2007
I want to join this damn Shule! - joke
A crusty old man walks into the local Shule and says to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn Shule."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn Shule!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this Shule." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the Rabbi's study to inform him of her situation. The Rabbi agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language They both return to her office and the Rabbi asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn Shule to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the Rabbi. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you; what did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn Shule!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this Shule." The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the Rabbi's study to inform him of her situation. The Rabbi agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language They both return to her office and the Rabbi asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn Shule to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said the Rabbi. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
Activate Now! Vis Phishing scam email
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Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Serious business in a sphere of financial services. No investment reqired. - spam email probably a scam
(This spam seems very much like a scam bad spelling is another clue!)
Big international commercial organization is looking for talented, honest, reliable representatives from different regions.
The ideal candidate will be an intelligent person, someone who can work autonomously with a high degree of enthusiasm.
We are looking for highly motivated professionals, with experience in marketing field.
The position is home-based.
We offer a part-time position with flexible working hours. And we would be happy to consider a full-time job share candidate.
Our Company offers a very competitive salary to the successful candidate, along with an unrivalled career progression opportunity.
If you think you have what it takes to take on this challenge and would like to apply please send the following information to: MarianoNashWJ(at)gmail.com
1) Full name
2) Contact phone numbers
3) Part time/Full time job
You do not need to invest any sum of money and we do not ask you to provide us with
your bank account requisites!
We are engaged in completely legal activity.
The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.
Thank you and we are looking forward to cooperate in long term base with you.
If you received this message in error, or would like to unsubscribe, please send a blank email to: CyrusRiddleGL(at)gmail.com
Big international commercial organization is looking for talented, honest, reliable representatives from different regions.
The ideal candidate will be an intelligent person, someone who can work autonomously with a high degree of enthusiasm.
We are looking for highly motivated professionals, with experience in marketing field.
The position is home-based.
We offer a part-time position with flexible working hours. And we would be happy to consider a full-time job share candidate.
Our Company offers a very competitive salary to the successful candidate, along with an unrivalled career progression opportunity.
If you think you have what it takes to take on this challenge and would like to apply please send the following information to: MarianoNashWJ(at)gmail.com
1) Full name
2) Contact phone numbers
3) Part time/Full time job
You do not need to invest any sum of money and we do not ask you to provide us with
your bank account requisites!
We are engaged in completely legal activity.
The preference is given to employees with knowledge of foreign languages.
Thank you and we are looking forward to cooperate in long term base with you.
If you received this message in error, or would like to unsubscribe, please send a blank email to: CyrusRiddleGL(at)gmail.com
Settle your debts today - email spam
(Email spam most probably a rip off or scam)
Click here to get West Host, LLC 1802 N Carson Street Suite 212 Carson City NV 89701 ! (do not visit this rip off spamming site http://approachlead.com)
We support best practices in responsible email marketing. This email is not unsolicited. You registered with one of our partners websites and authorized them to send 3rd party partner emails, but if you no longer wish to receive our emails please click here (link removed). West Host, LLC 1802 N Carson Street Suite 212 Carson City NV 89701
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Marketing or Purchasing Department - Imprinted Promotional Items - email spam
(I never buy from anyone who sends out bulk spam - good idea to spellcheck bulk emails!)
Greetings
I would like to talk to the person who handles buying promotional products, Can you please provide the name of the person phone or e-mail address.
We specialize in imprinted promotional products Our products include, but are not limited to: calendars, pens/pencils, mugs, key chains, magnets, and portfolios.
We have competitive prices and excellent customer service and would like to be a backup supplier even if you allready have a supplier. And would like to email our product specials.
Please let us know if you are looking for something
Sincerely,
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Worldlink
1012 W Beverly Blvd., #990
Montebello, CA 90640
Phone: 562 215 4843
Fax: 206-350-5967
Special offers
15 oz. white cermaic mugs for .99 cents
with a 1 color imprint on both sides.
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If you have recieved this email by error or do not wish to recieve future emails Please reply with remove in the subject line.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Greetings
I would like to talk to the person who handles buying promotional products, Can you please provide the name of the person phone or e-mail address.
We specialize in imprinted promotional products Our products include, but are not limited to: calendars, pens/pencils, mugs, key chains, magnets, and portfolios.
We have competitive prices and excellent customer service and would like to be a backup supplier even if you allready have a supplier. And would like to email our product specials.
Please let us know if you are looking for something
Sincerely,
Joseph Taylor
Worldlink
1012 W Beverly Blvd., #990
Montebello, CA 90640
Phone: 562 215 4843
Fax: 206-350-5967
Special offers
15 oz. white cermaic mugs for .99 cents
with a 1 color imprint on both sides.
http://www.novelco.com/fargo/
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If you have recieved this email by error or do not wish to recieve future emails Please reply with remove in the subject line.
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Lowest prices for printing project - email spam from china
(funny spam email when you check out the web site address that they send to an American company!)
CMLS is a back-office printing provider from China. We usually deal with printing Agencies. This enables us to focus less on marketing, more on our main competency, which is turning out fast, accurate and dependable print work for our clients, printing agencies just like you.
Cost-efficient
By maintaining low overhead, elastic staffing and lean, streamlined project management, we are able to offer you extremely competitive rates, well below competitors' quotes. Usually beating the competition 50% on your printing job without sacrificing quality or service. We help you save money!
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8 1/2 x 11" FLYER *4/4 $190.00 $199.00 $225.00 $285.00
TRI FOLD FLYER 4/4 $199.00 $225.00 $250.00 $320.00
DBL. PARA. FOLD FLYER 4/4 $225.00 $260.00 $299.00 $411.00
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Guaranteed rate over the life of your loan - email spam scam
(never trust emails like this!)
Let us assist with the placement of working capital business loans for small to medium sized businesses in all 50 states
We've created an affordable, simple, and flexible approach to providing working capital of $5,000 to $500,000 or more.
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We've created an affordable, simple, and flexible approach to providing working capital of $5,000 to $500,000 or more.
No obligation application. No cost to apply. No closing costs. Poor credit not a problem.
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MyCreditCardCash.com - A New Way to Wealth? - No it is a scam
(total Scam never do business with MyCreditCardCash.com)
MyCreditCardCash.com - A New Way to Wealth?
Do you know what one of the wealthiest industries in the world is? The Credit Card Industry. Did you know that year after year, they profit billions of dollars?
The credit card companies also spends billions of dollars per year in advertising. Those annoying applications being sent to your house over and over again, the commercials, the bill boards, at colleges and almost everywhere else you go no matter where you are in the world!
Now that the internet is around, it is just one more way for the credit card companies to advertise. But this is where it gets interesting...
Credit Card companies are now PAYING people like you and I to get them new customers. You could make up to $75 for each person you can get to apply online for a new credit card!
This is where MyCreditCardCash.com comes in. They have exclusive partnerships with all of the biggest credit card companies in the world. They have set up a system, where you get a free professional website, loaded with different credit cards. They even help you get people to your website for you!
Now, whenever someone goes there and chooses a credit card that they like, sign up and get approved online, you make up to $75.
After you set up a steady stream of traffic to your site, you could start doing 1,2,3 or even more credit card approvals per day! When you're getting up to $75 per approval, you could makes THOUSANDS of dollars per month off this simple idea!
This is the perfect work at home opportunity! You work when you want by following the instructions of the MyCreditCardCash.com team to get people to your website, then watch the money start rolling right in!
Due to limited supply, MyCreditCardCash.com is only giving out a certain amount of websites and personally coaching people so act now before it's too late!
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MyCreditCardCash.com - A New Way to Wealth?
Do you know what one of the wealthiest industries in the world is? The Credit Card Industry. Did you know that year after year, they profit billions of dollars?
The credit card companies also spends billions of dollars per year in advertising. Those annoying applications being sent to your house over and over again, the commercials, the bill boards, at colleges and almost everywhere else you go no matter where you are in the world!
Now that the internet is around, it is just one more way for the credit card companies to advertise. But this is where it gets interesting...
Credit Card companies are now PAYING people like you and I to get them new customers. You could make up to $75 for each person you can get to apply online for a new credit card!
This is where MyCreditCardCash.com comes in. They have exclusive partnerships with all of the biggest credit card companies in the world. They have set up a system, where you get a free professional website, loaded with different credit cards. They even help you get people to your website for you!
Now, whenever someone goes there and chooses a credit card that they like, sign up and get approved online, you make up to $75.
After you set up a steady stream of traffic to your site, you could start doing 1,2,3 or even more credit card approvals per day! When you're getting up to $75 per approval, you could makes THOUSANDS of dollars per month off this simple idea!
This is the perfect work at home opportunity! You work when you want by following the instructions of the MyCreditCardCash.com team to get people to your website, then watch the money start rolling right in!
Due to limited supply, MyCreditCardCash.com is only giving out a certain amount of websites and personally coaching people so act now before it's too late!
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BE INFORMED - scam spam
GOOD NEWS
Compensation Head Office
I am happy to inform you about my success in getting your winning fundsunder the cooperation of a new partner from South Africa. Presently I'm in South Africa for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to get your winnings despite that failed somehow.
Now contact my secretary in Lagos her name is Dr.Esther wentworth.
Find below her contact information.
Name: Dr.Esther wentworth
E-mail:cccofff06@yahoo.dk
PHONE +2348089376260
Ask her to send you the total $500.000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) certified bank Cheque, which I raised in your favor for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempt in this matter.I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary and give her your address where to send the draft to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque to enable us share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which the new partner and me are having at hand,finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to Receive that money. So feel free to get in touch with her (DR Esther Wentworth) without any delay.
Best regards,
JENNIFER WILLIAMS
Compensation Head Office
I am happy to inform you about my success in getting your winning fundsunder the cooperation of a new partner from South Africa. Presently I'm in South Africa for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.
Meanwhile, I did not forget your past efforts and attempts to get your winnings despite that failed somehow.
Now contact my secretary in Lagos her name is Dr.Esther wentworth.
Find below her contact information.
Name: Dr.Esther wentworth
E-mail:cccofff06@yahoo.dk
PHONE +2348089376260
Ask her to send you the total $500.000.00 (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS) certified bank Cheque, which I raised in your favor for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempt in this matter.I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. So feel free and get in touch with my secretary and give her your address where to send the draft to you.
Please do let me know immediately you receive the Cheque to enable us share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. In the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects, which the new partner and me are having at hand,finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to Receive that money. So feel free to get in touch with her (DR Esther Wentworth) without any delay.
Best regards,
JENNIFER WILLIAMS
Authorized Bank Draft To You - spam scam
Dear Winner,
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.
But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the Cheque out of the company to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture .Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $500,000.00(five hundred thousand United States Dollars)in addition to your lottery winnings of $2.5m now amounting to $3,000,000.00 (three million United States Dollars).
I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank. My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque Mr Nelson Omo is as follows;
COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICER
CONTACT AGENT Mr Nelson Omo
EMAIL:nelsonmo1(at)yahoo.de
TELEPHONE: +234-802-836-4564
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.
Best Regards,
DR. Mark Jones
How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. I am using this opportunity to thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.
But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the Cheque out of the company to someone else who was capable of assisting me in this great venture .Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $500,000.00(five hundred thousand United States Dollars)in addition to your lottery winnings of $2.5m now amounting to $3,000,000.00 (three million United States Dollars).
I have authorized the finance house where I deposited my money to issue you international certified bank draft cashable at your bank. My dear friend I will like you to contact the finance house for the collection of this international certified bank draft. The name and contact address of the Person with your Cheque Mr Nelson Omo is as follows;
COMPENSATION HEAD OFFICER
CONTACT AGENT Mr Nelson Omo
EMAIL:nelsonmo1(at)yahoo.de
TELEPHONE: +234-802-836-4564
At the moment, I am very busy here because of the investment projects which myself and my new partner are having at hand. Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to the finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you contact them without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.
Thanks and God bless you and your family. Hope to hear from you soon.
Best Regards,
DR. Mark Jones
Friday, October 12, 2007
Notification of Limited Account Access – PayPal phishing attempt or spam for ispq.com
( I think this may be a clever way to spam a cam show site at ISPQ.com. If so the site ISPQ.com is run by rip off artists and scammers and may even steal your credit card info. McAfee doest not rate ISPQ.com as bad)
Unlock your account at PayPal
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Your account has been temporarily limited
We are hereby notifying you that, after a recent review of your account activity, it has been determined that you are in violation of PayPal's Acceptable Use Policy. Therefore, your account has been temporarily limited for: ISPQ.com cam shows We must properly verify your account again.
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Tips to unlock your PayPal account. - It's Easy
Here's how to get started:
1. Log in to your PayPal account
2. Follow the steps to update your personal records and you will not run into any future problems with the online service.
3. Once you have completed these steps, we will send you an email notifying that your account is available again.
4. Please allow (3) three business days for processing.
Note: Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response. For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and choose the Help link located in
Unlock your account at PayPal
________________________________________
Your account has been temporarily limited
We are hereby notifying you that, after a recent review of your account activity, it has been determined that you are in violation of PayPal's Acceptable Use Policy. Therefore, your account has been temporarily limited for: ISPQ.com cam shows We must properly verify your account again.
________________________________________
Tips to unlock your PayPal account. - It's Easy
Here's how to get started:
1. Log in to your PayPal account
2. Follow the steps to update your personal records and you will not run into any future problems with the online service.
3. Once you have completed these steps, we will send you an email notifying that your account is available again.
4. Please allow (3) three business days for processing.
Note: Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response. For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and choose the Help link located in
Phishing: Notice from Volunteer Federal - Phishing scam email spam
(interesting Phishing attempt as the subject line in the spam uses the word Phishing! Obvious fake)
Dear Member,
This is your official notification from Volunteer Federal that the service(s) listed below will be deactivated and deleted if not renewed immediately. Previous notifications have been sent to the Billing Contact assigned to this account. As the Primary Contact, you must renew the service(s) listed below or it will be deactivated and deleted.
Renew Now your CU(at)Home and Bill Payer services.
SERVICE: CU(at)Home and Bill Payer.
Thank you for using CU(at)Home Banking service.
We appreciate your business and the opportunity to serve you.
Volunteer Federal Member Service
Copyright (c) 2007, Volunteer Federal . All rights Reserved.
Dear Member,
This is your official notification from Volunteer Federal that the service(s) listed below will be deactivated and deleted if not renewed immediately. Previous notifications have been sent to the Billing Contact assigned to this account. As the Primary Contact, you must renew the service(s) listed below or it will be deactivated and deleted.
Renew Now your CU(at)Home and Bill Payer services.
SERVICE: CU(at)Home and Bill Payer.
Thank you for using CU(at)Home Banking service.
We appreciate your business and the opportunity to serve you.
Volunteer Federal Member Service
Copyright (c) 2007, Volunteer Federal . All rights Reserved.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
You've added an additional email address to your account. - paypal phishing scam
(Obvious PayPal phishing scam. Never reply to these EVER!)
You've added an additional email address to your account.
If you don't agree with this email jholtrop@yahoo.com and if you need assistance with your account, click here http://smtp.itaiquara.com.br/images/www.paypal.com/ and login.
To make sure you can use your PayPal account the next time you make a purchase, all you need to do is confirm or not your email address.
If your email program has problems with hypertext links, you may also confirm your email address by logging in to your account.
Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team
Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response. For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and click thec Help http://iac.eth0.marzam.manta.telconet.net/www.paypal.com/link located in the top right corner of any PayPal page.
PayPal Email ID PP007
You've added an additional email address to your account.
If you don't agree with this email jholtrop@yahoo.com and if you need assistance with your account, click here http://smtp.itaiquara.com.br/images/www.paypal.com/ and login.
To make sure you can use your PayPal account the next time you make a purchase, all you need to do is confirm or not your email address.
If your email program has problems with hypertext links, you may also confirm your email address by logging in to your account.
Thank you for using PayPal!
The PayPal Team
Please do not reply to this email. This mailbox is not monitored and you will not receive a response. For assistance, log in to your PayPal account and click thec Help http://iac.eth0.marzam.manta.telconet.net/www.paypal.com/link located in the top right corner of any PayPal page.
PayPal Email ID PP007
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Serenity prayer for seniors
(best version of the serenity prayer yet!)
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do…
…and the eyesight to tell the difference.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do…
…and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Concerning Reference Number: S3732p - Sex Toys Spam
Hello There, how are you? I wanted to tell you about something wonderful, something that you undoubtedly need to know about. I'll be quick and get straight to the point. It is unfortunate that facts show that on average less than 25% of all females can obtain a climax through engaging in intercourse alone. Therefore almost all females are left totally dissatisfied. You may be of the belief that you rock her world but the truth needs to be told, you more than likely don't! It just so happens that we are here to help.
Go on and take a peek here - http://service6.(linkremoved).net
Thanks for reading.
Ms. Mcclain
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You dont need this?
http://service6.(linkremoved).net/bye.asp
heard their services were on belt. He held it at his side, D.F. receiver for you. Further instructions through intersections at
Go on and take a peek here - http://service6.(linkremoved).net
Thanks for reading.
Ms. Mcclain
__________________
You dont need this?
http://service6.(linkremoved).net/bye.asp
heard their services were on belt. He held it at his side, D.F. receiver for you. Further instructions through intersections at
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
pstessn - stock scam spam for CWTE
CWTE: C'Watre International, Inc
Trade Alert. CWTE just announced trading on the OTC. CWTE has the potential to return 5 times your money with this tight capital structure.
This means the stock can see $1.50 when news is realesed. CWTE has a womens line of ageless cosmetics that is overwhelming the celebrity industry. Keep an eye for news to hit the market and create a frenzy in this stock. When investors find out who's using it, the stock could go well beyond our target.
(my name removed), contact your broker NOW for CWTE!
(Obviously do not buy CWTE stock as it is a rip off based upon this spam)
Trade Alert. CWTE just announced trading on the OTC. CWTE has the potential to return 5 times your money with this tight capital structure.
This means the stock can see $1.50 when news is realesed. CWTE has a womens line of ageless cosmetics that is overwhelming the celebrity industry. Keep an eye for news to hit the market and create a frenzy in this stock. When investors find out who's using it, the stock could go well beyond our target.
(my name removed), contact your broker NOW for CWTE!
(Obviously do not buy CWTE stock as it is a rip off based upon this spam)
Monday, October 1, 2007
Wachovia Corporation Check Card Deactivation - scam phishing attempt
Check Card Deactivation
Account: Visa
Date: October/01/2007
We detected irregular activity on your Check Card on 10/01/2007.
For your protection, we have deactivate your check card. You must verify this
activity before you can continue using your card.
We will review the activity on your account with you and upon verification, we
will remove any restrictions placed on your account. Please disregard this notice
if you have already accessed the web site and have reactivate your card or
spoken with one of our representatives.
Reactivate Check Card
What to expect when activating online
Check Card activation will take approximately one minute to complete.
After your card is activated, you are directed to additional information and shopping
discounts Security and privacy.
We are committed to your financial well-being, and protecting the privacy and security of the information you share with us is included in that commitment. Because you trust us with your personal and financial information, and we'll honor that trust by handling your information carefully and sensibly.
© 2007 Wachovia Corporation. All rights reserved.
Account: Visa
Date: October/01/2007
We detected irregular activity on your Check Card on 10/01/2007.
For your protection, we have deactivate your check card. You must verify this
activity before you can continue using your card.
We will review the activity on your account with you and upon verification, we
will remove any restrictions placed on your account. Please disregard this notice
if you have already accessed the web site and have reactivate your card or
spoken with one of our representatives.
Reactivate Check Card
What to expect when activating online
Check Card activation will take approximately one minute to complete.
After your card is activated, you are directed to additional information and shopping
discounts Security and privacy.
We are committed to your financial well-being, and protecting the privacy and security of the information you share with us is included in that commitment. Because you trust us with your personal and financial information, and we'll honor that trust by handling your information carefully and sensibly.
© 2007 Wachovia Corporation. All rights reserved.
Saturday, September 29, 2007
cat hero of the year
Hi Everyone, My friend Gina Stefanides is up for cat hero of the year with Animal Planet. If she wins they will give Feline Rescue $5,000.00 for her spay & neuter with the stray cats. It would help us out if you could go to Animal Planet Cat Hero and vote for Gina. The photo is at a local liquor store we have trapped and released over 80 cats there alone. Down the street is another area with 100 strays we have also helped. We are trying . Thanks Kendra
P.S Send to a friend
P.S Send to a friend
Friday, September 28, 2007
About my son, Johnson - scam spam email
Dear Belove,
I believe you will treat this mail with the fear of God. It is with tears that I am writing you this mail, I dont need your pity, but love to my son. My mail may seem very painful and sorrowful, but there is more you can do in my request than to pity me, which is to show LOVE to my son. I am an orphan and do not wish my son to experience what I have been through on Earth.
My name is Lucie Summers,married to the late James Summers,who died with our two daughters in Indonesia on 26th of December 2004 during the Tsunami Disaster, Since after this painful and sorrowful incident, my cancer sickness got worst and I have been suffering from heart failure,hearing problem and hypertitis.I was ignored by my friends due to my relationship with God on sickbed. At present, my only means of communicating with people around me is through body language and writing
I, my husband and our children have been in United Kingdom for a long time. We all were suppose to travel to Indonesia in 2004 December, but my bad health, did not permit me to travel with them, which made me and my son stay behind while my husband and our two daughters travelled. If not, all of us would have perished in the disaster.
My reason of writing you this mail is due to the sad news that came to me recently from the doctors. After my last diagnose result, it was proved by the doctors that I may not leave for more than one month ahead, due to the damage the cancer have caused in my system unless I undergo an urgent surgical operation which my chance of survival is less than 10% according to the medical experts. As it stands, I have given to fate and have found God on sick bed. But I have a more concern problem, which is why I have contacted you.
Please, this is about my son, his name is johnson. Since it is now obvious that I will die,my son's future have been the greatest problem I have.I want you to take care of my son please. He is only 13years and we have no person here to take care of him if I die today,I was deserted by my friends for knowing God.
My Husband left some money (About $12,000,000.00 usd) in a deposit house at United Kingdom at Abbey National plc, of which I was made the next of Kin/Beneficiary, which I intended to use for investment in Indonesia.
I want you to take this money and my son. Use the money into a big investment, that you will manage until my son grows up to take over the investment. I will like you to take johnson as your own son, give him the love we the parents would have given him. Do not let him feel the pains of being an orphan,give him good education, bring him up into a responsible man. Make him have the fear of God. Please do not refuse this task.I have no one else to help me out on this issue,I am an orphan who grew up without knowing God rather focused on wealth and otherwise,living a life of fantasy .Do not pity me, rather take good care of him and bring him up to be God fearing.
As soon as I receive your reply and personal details, that is :
(1) YOUR FULL NAME
(2) RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
(3) AGE
(4) SEX
consenting to my proposition, I will authorise my bank to transfer the money to your account directly and I will also draw up my WILL in your favour . This will be made with the assistance of my Late husbands attorney.
You do not have to pay any fees to the Attorney for that I will take care of.
Also, I will give the bank all the documents that is covering the deposit with the bank, I will transfer every power and right of ownership to you stating at my Will to enable you claim the deposit from the bank. It will be also included in the Will that you are the only person my son should be released to, if i die. All I need is your acceptance and assurance that you will not treat my son badly.I am writing you this mail with great tears and I pray you will be kind & honest with the fear of God concerning this mail to you today.
Please reply this mail immediately if you have the love and care of God at:
luciesummers2004@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you.
Lucie Summers
(obvious scam)
I believe you will treat this mail with the fear of God. It is with tears that I am writing you this mail, I dont need your pity, but love to my son. My mail may seem very painful and sorrowful, but there is more you can do in my request than to pity me, which is to show LOVE to my son. I am an orphan and do not wish my son to experience what I have been through on Earth.
My name is Lucie Summers,married to the late James Summers,who died with our two daughters in Indonesia on 26th of December 2004 during the Tsunami Disaster, Since after this painful and sorrowful incident, my cancer sickness got worst and I have been suffering from heart failure,hearing problem and hypertitis.I was ignored by my friends due to my relationship with God on sickbed. At present, my only means of communicating with people around me is through body language and writing
I, my husband and our children have been in United Kingdom for a long time. We all were suppose to travel to Indonesia in 2004 December, but my bad health, did not permit me to travel with them, which made me and my son stay behind while my husband and our two daughters travelled. If not, all of us would have perished in the disaster.
My reason of writing you this mail is due to the sad news that came to me recently from the doctors. After my last diagnose result, it was proved by the doctors that I may not leave for more than one month ahead, due to the damage the cancer have caused in my system unless I undergo an urgent surgical operation which my chance of survival is less than 10% according to the medical experts. As it stands, I have given to fate and have found God on sick bed. But I have a more concern problem, which is why I have contacted you.
Please, this is about my son, his name is johnson. Since it is now obvious that I will die,my son's future have been the greatest problem I have.I want you to take care of my son please. He is only 13years and we have no person here to take care of him if I die today,I was deserted by my friends for knowing God.
My Husband left some money (About $12,000,000.00 usd) in a deposit house at United Kingdom at Abbey National plc, of which I was made the next of Kin/Beneficiary, which I intended to use for investment in Indonesia.
I want you to take this money and my son. Use the money into a big investment, that you will manage until my son grows up to take over the investment. I will like you to take johnson as your own son, give him the love we the parents would have given him. Do not let him feel the pains of being an orphan,give him good education, bring him up into a responsible man. Make him have the fear of God. Please do not refuse this task.I have no one else to help me out on this issue,I am an orphan who grew up without knowing God rather focused on wealth and otherwise,living a life of fantasy .Do not pity me, rather take good care of him and bring him up to be God fearing.
As soon as I receive your reply and personal details, that is :
(1) YOUR FULL NAME
(2) RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
(3) AGE
(4) SEX
consenting to my proposition, I will authorise my bank to transfer the money to your account directly and I will also draw up my WILL in your favour . This will be made with the assistance of my Late husbands attorney.
You do not have to pay any fees to the Attorney for that I will take care of.
Also, I will give the bank all the documents that is covering the deposit with the bank, I will transfer every power and right of ownership to you stating at my Will to enable you claim the deposit from the bank. It will be also included in the Will that you are the only person my son should be released to, if i die. All I need is your acceptance and assurance that you will not treat my son badly.I am writing you this mail with great tears and I pray you will be kind & honest with the fear of God concerning this mail to you today.
Please reply this mail immediately if you have the love and care of God at:
luciesummers2004@yahoo.co.uk
Thank you.
Lucie Summers
(obvious scam)
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
THIS TOOK TWO PAGES OF THE TUESDAY USA TODAY - IT IS FOR REAL - spam
To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose?
SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long a go.
Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Regards.
Charles S Bailey
General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks af ter receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a check for $24,000.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00 We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game,she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid In Full".
(and now check out all the poor people whose emails have been harvested and are due to get a crap load of spam!)
5thgear@auto-europe.co.uk, aacle@miamiherald.com, aboone@nineblue.com, ADRIANAPANTOJA@GMAIL.COM, AGELBSTEIN@COMCAST.NET, aggegidstedt@hotmail.com, aggie@loan-loan.info , AimeeDls@aol.com, akrivero@adelphia.net, alex.brisbourne@rogers.com, amarante@entertainment.com, americanairlines@info.aa.com, ptsavolunteer@msn.com, amy@AmyCallahan.com , Andi.Phillips@nbcuni.com, andrea_sarli@hotmail.com, arencibiajorge@bellsouth.net , aromazerothree@aim.com, backofj@usa.redcross.org, barb@bocamag.com, bart@bradfordprintinginc.com, Bela.Florentin@mch.com, Bit164@aol.com, bjorn.jornlid@k.lrf.se, blake@pickyourown.org, blank81257@msn.com, bmacdonald@flva.org, boggi@telia.com, boxron@att.net, brcondon@yahoo.com, brenes1@stis.net, bud_henize@bellsouth.net, bukovskyj@ammons.dadeschools.net, CAMPMONTEREY@MULTIPRO.COM, carolinajose@yahoo.com, CCarnivale@herald.com, CCarnivale@miamiherald.com, cclad@unit.net, cclad@usit.net, ce7175@miamidade.gov, cebouchard@bellsouth.net, CessnaC172@aol.com, charlie.crist@myflorida.com, chrise99@bellsouth.net, claguerre@dadeschools.net , clara@chariff.com, cliffjumper321@msn.com, clpresley1@netzero.net, CM4Keith@aol.com, cmendez@fids.org, cneditor@gate.net, Coffeyinthemorning@wkis.com, comclub1@bellsouth.net, content@gocitykids.com, customercare@countrysupply.com, customerservice@florida529plans.com, customersupport3@delivery2u.net, dadenews@miamiherald.com, camillad_9@hotmail.com, daskew@ccmiami.com, david.isreal@cox.com, deana@brothersproperty.com , DGahring@sun-sentinel.com, discship@netflix.com, terriroses@lani.net, DTo07926@aim.com, drew@gocitykids.com, dungamorizot@bellsouth.net, ecasal@bellsouth, editor@gocitykids.com , ekourtes@med.miami.edu, kleon@spray.se, elusivesusan@hotmail.com, erica@parkservices.ce7175 @miamidade.gov, erica@services.ce7175@miamidade.gov, erich@opossumfx.com, eruel@comcast.net , brad747fly@hotmail.com, ezimprints@yahoo.com, FiveBitts@aol.com, fl@fl-camping-review.com, Foreutoo@aol.com, FranceRichardson@timeforgoodrate.com, Garcedu@aol.com , GenaoE@aol.com, girlscouttraining@girlscoutsfl.com, goran.jornlid@telia.com, grantmiller@communitynewspapers.com, greathousebutterflies@mindspring.com, Greenandwhite09@aol.com, greg@wqam.com, gs@yourlink.net, gscholer@cfl.rr.com, guerra_family_@hotmail.com, hadvisement@mdc.edu, HAPPYGIRL241089@aol.com, hardyj@ammons.dadeschools.net, hbbyfrm@cobweb.net , help@alldirect.com, hernandezal@bellsouth.net, hhentschel@fedex.com, hochmuth.laura@gmail.com, home@simona-kruse.de, hscaskey@bellsouth.net, info@cutlerridgesoccer.com , info@keywestbutterfly.com, info@life-techsystems.com, INFO@NUTRI-BALANCE.ORG, israell@bellsouth.net, itetonis@sun-sentinel.com, jaana.kollberg@swipnet.se, jack51576@yahoo.com, jakob@strawberrydenmark.dk, JAEGGS@aol.com, jafiallo@bellsouth.net, jafiallo@mac.com, jars1130@comcast.net, jbeasley15@cfl.rr.com, jcml74055@earthlink.net, jdammann@bellsouth.net, jenniferarzola2004@yahoo.com, jeparker99@yahoo.com , jesse@rusticpathways.com, jessica@smdysp.net, JessieJet83@aol.com, Jillage4@aol.com, jim1885@bellsouth.net, jjp62301@bellsouth.net, jmcase@miamidade.gov, jmurphy@herald.com, Joe@wkis.com, joh@hotmail.com, JOLLY-JENNERS@ADELPHIA.NET, joshd@wqam.com, joy@joysfoods.com, jp@rusticpathways.com, julie.guy@cox.com, juneengland@bellsouth.net, jwynn@bigelowaerospace.com, karl-johan.bengtsson@mbox301.tele2.se, kcrownover@bellsouth.net, keke0116@bellsouth.net, kessler@ilinet.org, kimmc@firstva.com, kimmc@nexet.net, kristil002@yahoo.com, krsae@bellsouth.net, Krystal@bookfactory.com, lasbrisas@racsa.co.cr, Lasmia@aol.com, laura.hochmuth@dhs.gov, ld@get2net.dk, ldigenn@miamidade.gov, leenpcb@bellsouth.net, 03562388@telia.com, lenee@freshrates.info, jlewis@seagen.com, lg1645@miamidade.gov, LGARCIA@MIAMIDADE.GOV, lgoodlin@sfparenting.com , arvidsson.l@telia.com, lisman02@bellsouth.net, LittleFrm@aol.com, LMorenoChavez@aol.com, lodzdee@aol.com, lscholer@sseds.org, luckylana11@gmail.com, support@lunarpages.com, lvrmia@att.net, lyle@chariff.com, m.pita.carrazana@gmail.com, m.pitacarrazana@gmail.com, Malexs@aol.com, maria@utofd.com, sjunnesson.marie@telia.com, marisol@fucelon.com, marita_dahl@hotmail.com, markomia@bellsouth.net, marshalric@yahoo.com , martybell11@comcast.net, ssellars@earthlink.net, MaryLI120@aol.com, Maxineh1057@yahoo.com, mayerc@bellsouth.net, mayorer@usa.redcross.org, MAZONMANIA@aol.com , Mearsislamorada@aol.com, meli1128@gmail.com, member@ebay.com, meofmiami@yahoo.com, merideth_bonaparte@adp.com, miami@gocitykids.com, MiamiDebi@aol.com , miamidebi2@aol.com, miamifamily@bellsouth.net, miamipalmetto@dadeschools.net, michealmiller@communitynewspapers.com, Milagrosrivers@aol.com, mirm@bellsouth.net, mjmccarron@bellsouth.net , mlynch@herald.com, mmajor@sfparenting.com, mmroberts@flmnh.ufl.edu, Modrnmermaid726@aol.com, monchichi99@juno.com, s.monica@telia.com, mpinzur@herald.com, mpjbell@adelphia.net, Mrschembio@aol.com, msallah@herald.com, mscott@mdc.edu, mshagle@gmail.com, ndrake23@verizon.net, nersagarcia@dadeschools.net, NKuchen@aol.com, norourke1@cfl.rr.com, nvallejo@girlscoutsfl.org, ofs@Gemplers.com, orly2727@bellsouth.net , orlybf@bellsouth.net, palmecho08@gmail.com, Panamacityfolk@aol.com, partypop@partypop.com, pbailey@herald.com, pbolger@ccmiami.com, PDunner039@cs.com, phrojas@hotmail.com, pio@pmhealth.us, PLamanna@sun-sentinel.com, plotnick@manhattancats.com , PMartijn@aol.com, princess_stephie1027@hotmail.com, prn@c.dk, rebatetrans@onrebate.com, rebecca@kollaras.com, record_check@ratereductionspecialist.com, rednkgrl1980@yahoo.com, rhi.bnash.guest.services@renaissancehotels.com, usmsric@msn.com, rickecpa@bellsouth.net, rivera9280@bellsouth.net, rmmartinez@dadeschools.net, rodrigog@bellsouth.net , rodriguez911@comcast.net, ron@att.net, Rosi.endreira@indymacbank.com, rruel@adelphia.net, rstjohn@wmxj.com, Russianpeople@msn.com, rustic@rusticpathways.com, ryansrest@bellsouth.net, safari_party@yahoo.com, sale-372200651@craigslist.org, sale-386816472@craigslist.org, sale-386818711@craigslist.org, sale-387611713@craigslist.org, sales@bookfactory.com, sales@foxmar.com, sales@hvactool.com, Salvador@SalvadorRomero.com, sbetlach@sfparenting.com, sdufeu@palmertrinity.org, serrano@nineblue.com, sflores@pbsj.com, shenson2463@yahoo.com, smiguelez@sfparenting.com, mdorer@silverbt.com , SOFONISBA1230@YAHOO.COM, sroshaven@bellsouth.net, starlingm@ammons.dadeschools.net , bramer@semera.se, suepsmith@gmail.com, Susanne.Pettersson@edu.falkenberg.se, tealflames@gmail.com, teri_rod@msn.com, terryguice@hotmail.com, tguzman@dadeschools.net, thefarmer@thelittlefarm.us, theli20@elara.lunarservers.com, thiskiss04@yahoo.com, TNovicki@kristihouse.org, Tobin893soc@ae.com, torjoh@hotmail.com, torresb@dadeschools.net, Trademarkanimal@aol.com, tristram.korten@miaminewtimes.com, Troy@johnnyandco.info, twinick@ccmiami.com, tylerco.56@gmail.com, updates@status.microsoft.upgrade.com, valeriejacquemin@bellsouth.net, vendorrelations@asurion.com, vet2b78@hotmail.com, virtualglenn@netzero.net , walmartnewsletters@walmart.com, web_mail@pamperedchef.com, webmaster@a2zcity.com , woolfm@life-techsystems.com, woolfmike@hotmail.com, yatigercub@yahoo.com, ybamartinez01@yahoo.com, ybmccarthy@dadeschools.net, yhernandez715@yahoo.com, "Liz Scholer" , , , "Kendall Miler" , "J+P" , "Jaime McCabae" < jaimemccabe@bellsouth.net>, "Jaime McCabe" , "Garrett Scholer" < huntindrunk247@yahoo.com>, , "Quinn Miller" , < fishordie@bellsouth.net>, "joe" , , "Anita Cieslinski" < a_sizzle@comcast.net>
SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long a go.
Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact you for your address and then send you a check.
Regards.
Charles S Bailey
General Manager Field Operations
1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks af ter receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address and within days, I received a check for $24,000.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man.
It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00 We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game,she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped "Paid In Full".
(and now check out all the poor people whose emails have been harvested and are due to get a crap load of spam!)
5thgear@auto-europe.co.uk, aacle@miamiherald.com, aboone@nineblue.com, ADRIANAPANTOJA@GMAIL.COM, AGELBSTEIN@COMCAST.NET, aggegidstedt@hotmail.com, aggie@loan-loan.info , AimeeDls@aol.com, akrivero@adelphia.net, alex.brisbourne@rogers.com, amarante@entertainment.com, americanairlines@info.aa.com, ptsavolunteer@msn.com, amy@AmyCallahan.com , Andi.Phillips@nbcuni.com, andrea_sarli@hotmail.com, arencibiajorge@bellsouth.net , aromazerothree@aim.com, backofj@usa.redcross.org, barb@bocamag.com, bart@bradfordprintinginc.com, Bela.Florentin@mch.com, Bit164@aol.com, bjorn.jornlid@k.lrf.se, blake@pickyourown.org, blank81257@msn.com, bmacdonald@flva.org, boggi@telia.com, boxron@att.net, brcondon@yahoo.com, brenes1@stis.net, bud_henize@bellsouth.net, bukovskyj@ammons.dadeschools.net, CAMPMONTEREY@MULTIPRO.COM, carolinajose@yahoo.com, CCarnivale@herald.com, CCarnivale@miamiherald.com, cclad@unit.net, cclad@usit.net, ce7175@miamidade.gov, cebouchard@bellsouth.net, CessnaC172@aol.com, charlie.crist@myflorida.com, chrise99@bellsouth.net, claguerre@dadeschools.net , clara@chariff.com, cliffjumper321@msn.com, clpresley1@netzero.net, CM4Keith@aol.com, cmendez@fids.org, cneditor@gate.net, Coffeyinthemorning@wkis.com, comclub1@bellsouth.net, content@gocitykids.com, customercare@countrysupply.com, customerservice@florida529plans.com, customersupport3@delivery2u.net, dadenews@miamiherald.com, camillad_9@hotmail.com, daskew@ccmiami.com, david.isreal@cox.com, deana@brothersproperty.com , DGahring@sun-sentinel.com, discship@netflix.com, terriroses@lani.net, DTo07926@aim.com, drew@gocitykids.com, dungamorizot@bellsouth.net, ecasal@bellsouth, editor@gocitykids.com , ekourtes@med.miami.edu, kleon@spray.se, elusivesusan@hotmail.com, erica@parkservices.ce7175 @miamidade.gov, erica@services.ce7175@miamidade.gov, erich@opossumfx.com, eruel@comcast.net , brad747fly@hotmail.com, ezimprints@yahoo.com, FiveBitts@aol.com, fl@fl-camping-review.com, Foreutoo@aol.com, FranceRichardson@timeforgoodrate.com, Garcedu@aol.com , GenaoE@aol.com, girlscouttraining@girlscoutsfl.com, goran.jornlid@telia.com, grantmiller@communitynewspapers.com, greathousebutterflies@mindspring.com, Greenandwhite09@aol.com, greg@wqam.com, gs@yourlink.net, gscholer@cfl.rr.com, guerra_family_@hotmail.com, hadvisement@mdc.edu, HAPPYGIRL241089@aol.com, hardyj@ammons.dadeschools.net, hbbyfrm@cobweb.net , help@alldirect.com, hernandezal@bellsouth.net, hhentschel@fedex.com, hochmuth.laura@gmail.com, home@simona-kruse.de, hscaskey@bellsouth.net, info@cutlerridgesoccer.com , info@keywestbutterfly.com, info@life-techsystems.com, INFO@NUTRI-BALANCE.ORG, israell@bellsouth.net, itetonis@sun-sentinel.com, jaana.kollberg@swipnet.se, jack51576@yahoo.com, jakob@strawberrydenmark.dk, JAEGGS@aol.com, jafiallo@bellsouth.net, jafiallo@mac.com, jars1130@comcast.net, jbeasley15@cfl.rr.com, jcml74055@earthlink.net, jdammann@bellsouth.net, jenniferarzola2004@yahoo.com, jeparker99@yahoo.com , jesse@rusticpathways.com, jessica@smdysp.net, JessieJet83@aol.com, Jillage4@aol.com, jim1885@bellsouth.net, jjp62301@bellsouth.net, jmcase@miamidade.gov, jmurphy@herald.com, Joe@wkis.com, joh@hotmail.com, JOLLY-JENNERS@ADELPHIA.NET, joshd@wqam.com, joy@joysfoods.com, jp@rusticpathways.com, julie.guy@cox.com, juneengland@bellsouth.net, jwynn@bigelowaerospace.com, karl-johan.bengtsson@mbox301.tele2.se, kcrownover@bellsouth.net, keke0116@bellsouth.net, kessler@ilinet.org, kimmc@firstva.com, kimmc@nexet.net, kristil002@yahoo.com, krsae@bellsouth.net, Krystal@bookfactory.com, lasbrisas@racsa.co.cr, Lasmia@aol.com, laura.hochmuth@dhs.gov, ld@get2net.dk, ldigenn@miamidade.gov, leenpcb@bellsouth.net, 03562388@telia.com, lenee@freshrates.info, jlewis@seagen.com, lg1645@miamidade.gov, LGARCIA@MIAMIDADE.GOV, lgoodlin@sfparenting.com , arvidsson.l@telia.com, lisman02@bellsouth.net, LittleFrm@aol.com, LMorenoChavez@aol.com, lodzdee@aol.com, lscholer@sseds.org, luckylana11@gmail.com, support@lunarpages.com, lvrmia@att.net, lyle@chariff.com, m.pita.carrazana@gmail.com, m.pitacarrazana@gmail.com, Malexs@aol.com, maria@utofd.com, sjunnesson.marie@telia.com, marisol@fucelon.com, marita_dahl@hotmail.com, markomia@bellsouth.net, marshalric@yahoo.com , martybell11@comcast.net, ssellars@earthlink.net, MaryLI120@aol.com, Maxineh1057@yahoo.com, mayerc@bellsouth.net, mayorer@usa.redcross.org, MAZONMANIA@aol.com , Mearsislamorada@aol.com, meli1128@gmail.com, member@ebay.com, meofmiami@yahoo.com, merideth_bonaparte@adp.com, miami@gocitykids.com, MiamiDebi@aol.com , miamidebi2@aol.com, miamifamily@bellsouth.net, miamipalmetto@dadeschools.net, michealmiller@communitynewspapers.com, Milagrosrivers@aol.com, mirm@bellsouth.net, mjmccarron@bellsouth.net , mlynch@herald.com, mmajor@sfparenting.com, mmroberts@flmnh.ufl.edu, Modrnmermaid726@aol.com, monchichi99@juno.com, s.monica@telia.com, mpinzur@herald.com, mpjbell@adelphia.net, Mrschembio@aol.com, msallah@herald.com, mscott@mdc.edu, mshagle@gmail.com, ndrake23@verizon.net, nersagarcia@dadeschools.net, NKuchen@aol.com, norourke1@cfl.rr.com, nvallejo@girlscoutsfl.org, ofs@Gemplers.com, orly2727@bellsouth.net , orlybf@bellsouth.net, palmecho08@gmail.com, Panamacityfolk@aol.com, partypop@partypop.com, pbailey@herald.com, pbolger@ccmiami.com, PDunner039@cs.com, phrojas@hotmail.com, pio@pmhealth.us, PLamanna@sun-sentinel.com, plotnick@manhattancats.com , PMartijn@aol.com, princess_stephie1027@hotmail.com, prn@c.dk, rebatetrans@onrebate.com, rebecca@kollaras.com, record_check@ratereductionspecialist.com, rednkgrl1980@yahoo.com, rhi.bnash.guest.services@renaissancehotels.com, usmsric@msn.com, rickecpa@bellsouth.net, rivera9280@bellsouth.net, rmmartinez@dadeschools.net, rodrigog@bellsouth.net , rodriguez911@comcast.net, ron@att.net, Rosi.endreira@indymacbank.com, rruel@adelphia.net, rstjohn@wmxj.com, Russianpeople@msn.com, rustic@rusticpathways.com, ryansrest@bellsouth.net, safari_party@yahoo.com, sale-372200651@craigslist.org, sale-386816472@craigslist.org, sale-386818711@craigslist.org, sale-387611713@craigslist.org, sales@bookfactory.com, sales@foxmar.com, sales@hvactool.com, Salvador@SalvadorRomero.com, sbetlach@sfparenting.com, sdufeu@palmertrinity.org, serrano@nineblue.com, sflores@pbsj.com, shenson2463@yahoo.com, smiguelez@sfparenting.com, mdorer@silverbt.com , SOFONISBA1230@YAHOO.COM, sroshaven@bellsouth.net, starlingm@ammons.dadeschools.net , bramer@semera.se, suepsmith@gmail.com, Susanne.Pettersson@edu.falkenberg.se, tealflames@gmail.com, teri_rod@msn.com, terryguice@hotmail.com, tguzman@dadeschools.net, thefarmer@thelittlefarm.us, theli20@elara.lunarservers.com, thiskiss04@yahoo.com, TNovicki@kristihouse.org, Tobin893soc@ae.com, torjoh@hotmail.com, torresb@dadeschools.net, Trademarkanimal@aol.com, tristram.korten@miaminewtimes.com, Troy@johnnyandco.info, twinick@ccmiami.com, tylerco.56@gmail.com, updates@status.microsoft.upgrade.com, valeriejacquemin@bellsouth.net, vendorrelations@asurion.com, vet2b78@hotmail.com, virtualglenn@netzero.net , walmartnewsletters@walmart.com, web_mail@pamperedchef.com, webmaster@a2zcity.com , woolfm@life-techsystems.com, woolfmike@hotmail.com, yatigercub@yahoo.com, ybamartinez01@yahoo.com, ybmccarthy@dadeschools.net, yhernandez715@yahoo.com
Searching For New Companies To Acquire On Top Of SREA's Agenda.
(This is a another obvious stock scam so do not buy SREA)
Score One (SREA.OB)
Price: $0.145
SREA continues to be aggressive in its acquisitions, as it looks to the Expo for new harvesting grounds. Continuing to expand its assets through acquisition will increase share value for investors. Do your due diligence and get ready to move. Set your buy for SREA for opening bell Wednesday.
Score One (SREA.OB)
Price: $0.145
SREA continues to be aggressive in its acquisitions, as it looks to the Expo for new harvesting grounds. Continuing to expand its assets through acquisition will increase share value for investors. Do your due diligence and get ready to move. Set your buy for SREA for opening bell Wednesday.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Rumor or news - stock spam for ONCO
Interesting style of spam for ONCO. Obviously don't buy ONCO stock!
Rum,or N-e_w*s-:
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tra'ck to exce ed t h'i+s year,?s thir d quarte-r res_ults.
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g'eneral inve+s-ting public+. O*nc.ology M_e+d is in a multi bi+llion dol-lar ind'u stry w*h'e-r.e t_h.e'y a'r.e gain_ing mark-et sha*re r-apidly.
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Rum,or N-e_w*s-:
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Thursday, September 20, 2007
Great sayings
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
The great question which I have not been able to answer is: "What does a woman want?” - Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
The great question which I have not been able to answer is: "What does a woman want?” - Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. - Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." - Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
The wife - Joke
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.........You know what?"
What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.........You know what?"
What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
I think you're bad luck, get the hell away from me.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
I Believe - friend sayimgs
I believe -
. . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I believe -
. . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that!
I believe -
. . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't.
I believe -
. . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I believe -
. . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I believe -
. . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words - It may be the last time you see them.
I believe -
. . that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I believe -
. . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I believe -
. . that either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I believe -
. . That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be
done, regardless of the consequences.
I believe -
. . that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe -
. . that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
I believe -
. . that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be
the ones to help you get back up.
I believe -
. . that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't
give me the right to be cruel.
I believe -
. . that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and
what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've
celebrated.
I believe -
. . that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to
learn to forgive yourself.
I believe -
. . that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your
grief.
I believe -
. . that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but
we are responsible for who we become.
I believe -
. . that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your
life forever.
I believe -
. . two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I believe -
. . that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even
know you or by people that you don't even know.
I believe -
. . that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to
you - you will find the strength to help.
I believe -
. . that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
I believe -
. . that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
I believe -
. . that you should send this to the people that you believe in. I did ~
. . that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I believe -
. . that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. Remember that!
I believe -
. . that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. Even if you think you can't.
I believe -
. . that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
I believe -
. . that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - . . that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I believe -
. . that you should always leave loved ones with loving words - It may be the last time you see them.
I believe -
. . that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I believe -
. . that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
I believe -
. . that either you control your attitude or it controls you.
I believe -
. . That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be
done, regardless of the consequences.
I believe -
. . that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I believe -
. . that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
I believe -
. . that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be
the ones to help you get back up.
I believe -
. . that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't
give me the right to be cruel.
I believe -
. . that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and
what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've
celebrated.
I believe -
. . that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to
learn to forgive yourself.
I believe -
. . that no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your
grief.
I believe -
. . that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but
we are responsible for who we become.
I believe -
. . that you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your
life forever.
I believe -
. . two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
I believe -
. . that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even
know you or by people that you don't even know.
I believe -
. . that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to
you - you will find the strength to help.
I believe -
. . that credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
I believe -
. . that the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
I believe -
. . that you should send this to the people that you believe in. I did ~
Friday, August 31, 2007
Red Hat Society Girls
Last night, my Red Hat Society friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
"Good Old Red Hat Girls"
When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the $50 bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do? The woman in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and left!!!!
"Good Old Red Hat Girls"
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Best Buy Store and my Sirius satellite radio part 2
So the saga I am having with the Best Buy Store and my Sirius satellite radio equipment continues.
Less than 2 years ago when I purchased a brand new Honda Civic I decided to get Sirius Satellite radio installed by Best Buy in the car and get a kit where I can use the radio in my house as well. I then decided to further indulge my love for music, news and talk radio by buying a portable boom box so I can bring my satellite radio where ever I go.
As an early supporter of Satellite radio I deiced to buy the lifetime subscription for the Sirius radio at $499 that with tax came to almost $600. Later I was advised that lifetime meant the lifetime of the radio and I could switch radios 3 times at a cost of $75 per switch. Since I was in the electronics businesses and knew the lifetime expectancy of a radio is normally 5 or more years at least I felt confident to buy this Sirius Lifetime Satellite Radio Subscription based upon past experience.
When I purchased all of this equipment from the Best Buy store in Boca Raton Florida since there was so much of an investment riding on the radio that I decided to purchase the 4 year extended warranty that Best Buy offered based upon what the salesperson who sold me the equipment told me.
When I brought my new car home after the installation was done by the Best Buy store in Boca Raton FL I notice huge gouges in my dashboard so I took the car back right away. The installation department wrote up a report and told me that they would order the part from Honda and replace it right away.
Weeks passed and numerous phone calls were made by me to the Best Buy Store in Boca Raton Florida. No parts were ever order and nothing was being done. After numerous trips to the stare they told me that it had to go through their corporate office and I had to bring the car back down again and they took pictures with a Polaroid (they had no more film) to submit with the report. They sent someone out to buy more film – kind of ridiculous since they sell digital cameras.
Almost a week later I was told by their insurance department I had to go out and get estimates of the damage which I got at my time and expense and killed a day when I got the repair done. Total time to fix the dashboard – 9 weeks.
No sooner was the dashboard fixed when the Sirius replay radio started to develop problems.
Less than 2 years ago when I purchased a brand new Honda Civic I decided to get Sirius Satellite radio installed by Best Buy in the car and get a kit where I can use the radio in my house as well. I then decided to further indulge my love for music, news and talk radio by buying a portable boom box so I can bring my satellite radio where ever I go.
As an early supporter of Satellite radio I deiced to buy the lifetime subscription for the Sirius radio at $499 that with tax came to almost $600. Later I was advised that lifetime meant the lifetime of the radio and I could switch radios 3 times at a cost of $75 per switch. Since I was in the electronics businesses and knew the lifetime expectancy of a radio is normally 5 or more years at least I felt confident to buy this Sirius Lifetime Satellite Radio Subscription based upon past experience.
When I purchased all of this equipment from the Best Buy store in Boca Raton Florida since there was so much of an investment riding on the radio that I decided to purchase the 4 year extended warranty that Best Buy offered based upon what the salesperson who sold me the equipment told me.
When I brought my new car home after the installation was done by the Best Buy store in Boca Raton FL I notice huge gouges in my dashboard so I took the car back right away. The installation department wrote up a report and told me that they would order the part from Honda and replace it right away.
Weeks passed and numerous phone calls were made by me to the Best Buy Store in Boca Raton Florida. No parts were ever order and nothing was being done. After numerous trips to the stare they told me that it had to go through their corporate office and I had to bring the car back down again and they took pictures with a Polaroid (they had no more film) to submit with the report. They sent someone out to buy more film – kind of ridiculous since they sell digital cameras.
Almost a week later I was told by their insurance department I had to go out and get estimates of the damage which I got at my time and expense and killed a day when I got the repair done. Total time to fix the dashboard – 9 weeks.
No sooner was the dashboard fixed when the Sirius replay radio started to develop problems.
Sunday, August 19, 2007
The Birds and the Bees - Jokes
A father asked his 13-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," he said, bursting into tears "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech.
At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.
"I don't want to know," he said, bursting into tears "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the "There's no Easter Bunny" speech.
At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.
If you're going to tell me that grownups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.
George Bush Juniors clock
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never Moved, indicating that she never told a lie".
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's George Bush Juniors clock?" asked the man.
"George Bush Juniors clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never Moved, indicating that she never told a lie".
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire Life."
"Where's George Bush Juniors clock?" asked the man.
"George Bush Juniors clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on exercise . Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: You're not listening....Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable. It's the best feel-good food around!!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! !
Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"
Thursday, August 16, 2007
My parents drugged me
The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question.
Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"
I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young:
I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.
I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburrs out of dad's fields.
I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.
Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if some of today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.
God bless the parents who drugged us.
Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"
I replied, I had a drug problem when I was young:
I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals.
I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults.
I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.
I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.
I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds and cockleburrs out of dad's fields.
I was drug to the homes of family, friends, and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.
Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if some of today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.
God bless the parents who drugged us.
Father O'Malley - joke
An Irish Priest In Wyoming Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine spring day in his new Wyoming mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good
morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Joseph's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of ! kin."
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good
morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"
"And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Joseph's. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of the matter?"
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a long moment. Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of ! kin."
Three little ducks - joke
Three little ducks go into a Bar.
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes "My name is Puddles."
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes "My name is Puddles."
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